Jun 23, 2023
Every manās a Sitzpinkler if he has to take a ScheiĆe.
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Every manās a Sitzpinkler if he has to take a ScheiĆe.
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Klodeckel rauf oder runter?
Klodeckel rauf oderĀ runter?
Ihr kennt mich. Ich bin praktisch veranlagt. Wenn der Klodeckel oben ist klappe ich ihn runter und der Lachs ist geschnittenā¦
Aber es gibt ja Tussis, die sich darĆ¼ber aufregen dass ihre Typen zum pinkeln den Klodeckel zwar rauf- aber danach nicht wieder runterklappen. Ich kenn jetzt keine von denen persƶnlich aber man hƶrt ja immer wieder um mehrere Ecken und in den Medien, dass das dasā¦
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Klodeckel rauf oder runter?
Klodeckel rauf oderĀ runter?
Ihr kennt mich. Ich bin praktisch veranlagt. Wenn der Klodeckel oben ist klappe ich ihn runter und der Lachs ist geschnittenā¦
Aber es gibt ja Tussis, die sich darĆ¼ber aufregen dass ihre Typen zum pinkeln den Klodeckel zwar rauf- aber danach nicht wieder runterklappen. Ich kenn jetzt keine von denen persƶnlich aber man hƶrt ja immer wieder um mehrere Ecken und in den Medien, dass das dasā¦
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Germans
Notes on airbnbing. I originally found the Germans banging on the door of my neighbour's house across the road, despite that clearly being the odd side of the street. Perhaps the Black Forest region where they hark from uses the counter-clockwise "boustrophedon"-style numbering? It's the only reason I could settle on. As it's my first time hosting I'm nervous and end off making them immediately run upstairs to their room to drop their guitars and things and instruct them to 'settle in' and then report back to me for a house tour. I hear them shuffle around awkwardly for five minutes before coming back downstairs. They're 18 years old, an almost incomprehensible age for me, they worry about what career to pursue and dream of playing music for a living. 'May we play our guitars?' they ask. I tell them the Baptists next door consider guitar music to be the work of Satan, so no, sadly no. When they practice in the lounge a little later my jaw drops open, they're incredibly good, Libertines and Pixies covers in voices that sound otherworldly. I cook them curry and we talk, 'May we boil some eggs?' they ask. I explain the miracle of life and the exploitation of chickens and tell them that the neighbour's dog is driven wild by the smell of boiling eggs, so no, sadly no. They have a gig in theĀ a local pubĀ to an audience of four, which, later in the night is inflated to seven as they tell the tale (the big fat liars). The owner claps and yells 'Bellissimo!' after every track and books them for a paid gig the following day. Giddy with success, we drink endless Guinness until too late. This morning, half-asleep and angry at being awake, I find the toilet seat down again, and I realise, in the manner of someone half-awake, as I brush my teeth, that they are sitzpinklers. Musical sitzpinklers. End of day #1.
As a cis, male, young man living in a dorm of young men all sharing a public toilet for presumably not the first time in their lives, I can say with absolute confidence that the myth of men leaving the toilet seat up all the time is most assuredly false.
What IS FUCKING TRUE, is that they never fucking bother to put the damned thing up in the first place and just piss all over it like itās part of the bloody toilet bowl and over the walls like sodding toddlers.
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Court Judgement Of The Week
Court Judgement Of TheĀ Week
I have reported before about the war between those who defend the right of men to urinate whilst standing up and those who insist that the act should be carried out sitting down, turning the male into what the Germans call, rather pejoratively, a sitzpinkler. Well, the maleās right to stand up and miss the target has been upheld by Judge Stefan Hank in the Dusseldorf administrative court thisā¦
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Guys - are you a Stehpinkler or a Sitzpinkler?
Guys ā are you a Stehpinkler or aĀ Sitzpinkler?
A German judge ruled a tenant canāt be held responsible for floor damage resulting from urinating while in the standing position.
Dusseldorf Judge Stefan Hank sided with the tenant, whose lawsuit said the landlord refused to return $2,100 of his $3,300 deposit, alleging the residentās urine had damaged the marble floor around the toilet.
Hank said the arguments from the landlord and a ātechnicalā¦
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John Green about the German word āSitzpinklerā in his novel āAn Abundance of Katherinesā I am slightly amused :D As a German I have to admit that I never ever heard of this word but hey, there are always things worth learning :āD