#siterlas

Yes! The sign up form has options to select the pinch hitter role only.

(But are you surrrre you can't join as pitcher or catcher this year? you only need 1,500 words.... so smol... so doable.....)

SITERLAS I CANT STOP YELLING!!!!!! How are we supposed to manage these feelings??? How do we go on?? How do we process that the most destiel of poets is literally a destiel all along???? You have been posting Siken passages to destiel since AT LEAST YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO THOUSAND AND ELEVEN. help.

BTB Extra: Marchand Likes Pizza

Ocean’s 11 (the Pitt+Clooney one)

Sabrina (the Julia Ormond one)

O Brother, Where Art Thou

Pirates of the Caribbean

My Neighbor Totoro

4. what players would be in your ideal line?

Oh, geez. I’m bad at this kind of thing. I mean, Geno, would have to center it? Obviously, because Geno. And then…??? IDK, I think we still have plenty of time to make something special with Kessel, and if we’ve got Geno barging up the middle, Kessel hanging back as a sniper, and Perron still scrounging near the boards and doing the dirty work in front of the net, that seems pretty darn close to me.

5. what players would be in your ideal d-pair?

This is easy. Olli and Letang, when they’re both fully healthy and up to speed. Olli was almost there when he got injured; IDK if we’re going to see top-flight Letang for a while yet. Or ever again, tbh - it’s possible that last concussion was the killer.

But that’s what I’d like, in my ideal world.