#sisterdaniel masterlist

part one // part one, part two

After Midnight (ao3) - thatsmistertoyou

Summary: On Halloween, Phil meets a mysterious performer in a nun costume.

Boring House Party (ao3) - Absolutefilthimsosorry

Summary: After leaving a boring Halloween party early, Phil meets a tall stranger in a nun costume…

Build God, Then We'll Talk (ao3) - unchartedwife

Summary: Tonight, tenants range from a lawyer and a "virgin" accessorizing with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie

Dan Howell's life is a mess. He is a failed lawyer, gay catholic sex worker, and dressed as a slutty nun. Phil is a successful, rich lawyer who makes a dirty deal that may save Dan's life.

exposure therapy (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: "Hello," Sister Daniel purrs. "I heard somebody needed to be reminded who I am, hmm?"

"I-um." Phil's throat has gone dry. "I remember you," he manages to protest.

"Really?" A sarcastic edge to her tone slices the sultry in two. "You were asked to name a Halloween costume, and you couldn't think of me?"

This is the thing, Phil understands. Yes, Dan is competitive. But he doesn't want to win against an opponent who never stood a chance. He wants Phil to fight back.

Forgive me father (for I have sinned) (ao3) - harrysbabyboo

Summary: Dan, Phil and their crew have gone out for Halloween part way through tour.

Dan in his nun costume revels in all the attention people are giving him and Phil doesn’t like it at all, smut ensues.

Happy Birthday, Phil Lester! (ao3) - CheeIsntOnFire

Summary: Dan has a portable stripper pole installed in their bedroom for Phil's birthday, and a very special guest makes an appearance.

I Constantly Thank God For Sister Daniel (ao3) - dalienhowlter

Summary: Dan comes back from We’re All Doomed tour absolutely exhausted. Phil is in for a treat when his boyfriend surprises him with a costume he bought last minute for Halloween.

I’d love to try a lady (ao3) - makingdemands

Summary: “Guess what I saw on Twitter today.”

“I’m not sure I wanna know…”

“Imagine Sister Daniel topping Phil”

“Can’t say that surprises me. Is there something you want to tell me, Phil Lester? You in your bisexual era for real this time?”

Rosary Looped (ao3) - scaryfangirl2001

Summary: Phil is playing Crash Bandicoot when Sister Daniel shakes things up

Sister (Daniel), I'm Not Much (ao3) - chewswisely777

Summary: Phil doesn't mind not being a party person, but coming to terms with not being straight is a much bigger challenge, especially with a beautiful girl always throwing herself at him. She drags him to a party, and there he meets a flirty, crossdressing nun who doesn't mind trying something new if it means getting Phil to confront his sexuality long enough to get him in bed.

Style (ao3) - ForeverJustAnEmoKidAtHeart

Summary: Dan is scared about what it means to wear women's clothes. Phil encourages him.

tights (ao3) - golbrocklovely

Summary: dan's on tour and goes out for halloween as sister daniel. he decides to send some pics to phil, showing off his costume. phil misses him a lot, and they decide to catch up over facetime.

We're (Not) All Doomed (Just Phil) (ao3) - Gracefulblabber

Summary: A solo tour was the perfect opportunity for Dan to spread his wings as a separate creator. It was the perfect opportunity to prove that they could function separately. God, it sucked so bad. Thank Christ for video chats...

Where is your boy tonight? (ao3) - makingdemands

blasphemous. (ao3) - razussy

Summary: sister daniel helps lucifer lester get on the path of reformation.

cheek & tongue. (ao3) - razussy

Summary: being your true self to the person you love is a special kind of feeling.

Confessions of the heart (ao3) - Frog910

Summary: Sister Daniel always knew he was different. A male accepted into the Covent. Many whisper in the halls, but he knew they didn't matter.

But sister Daniel starts to struggle after hearing father Philip talk about love.

Can they move past their positions and be together?

I Absolve You From Your Sins (ao3) - microwaveoven

Summary: sister daniel and father philip fuck in a confessional. everybody cheers

i will not ask you where you came from (neither should you) (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Dan was seven years old when he knew what his calling in life was. He had sat, squished between his parents and infant brother, in the front row of Sunday mass. As he swayed along to the choir singing Amazing Grace, he looked up at his mom and said: “Mommy, I want to be a nun when I grow up!”

or, sister daniel is a nun who wants to make some extra money. he starts a demon-magic etsy shop offering penis enlargement spells and summons the demon phil to fulfill his orders. he quickly becomes infatuated.

I've Been Sprawled on These Cathedral Steps (ao3) - imademon

Summary: Father Philip is shocked when Sister Daniel drops to her knees for the Eucharist. This awakens new feelings in Father Philip that he is afraid to explore.

just as love is a verb, so is faith (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: “I figured I’d find you here.”

Sister Daniel jumps slightly when a robed figure sits on the bench next to her, startling her out of her tears.

“Philip,” she says, meeting Father Philip’s eyes. Her eyes are red-rimmed and her face tear-stained, but to Philip, they’ve never looked more beautiful than in this moment. “How did you know?”

My Sanctuary, You're Holy to Me (ao3) - skygremlin

Summary: Sister Daniel isn't very good at being a nun, but she's stuck living in a convent because she's got no other plans. The church needs a new priest for Sunday mass, and the responsibility falls on her to meet him for the first time. Will he see through her false devotion?

Sister Daniel/Father Philip convent au (Sister Daniel's origin story)

prayer for love (ao3) - lionxlioness

Summary: “You're ridiculous,” said Dan, unable to stop one side of her mouth from curling up. I love you, she thought. But she couldn't say it. Not out loud, in the way that she meant it, which would be more an admission of sin than anything else. Maybe not ever.

Dan and Pippa meet as sisters at a convent.

Prey for the Wicked (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Phil isn't the worst demon ever, but he's hardly the best. That's why he's not super thrilled about his newest assignment. After all, everyone knows that nuns are notoriously difficult to tempt.

sister daniela (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: Daniel, on the run from his family, has disguised himself as a nun. Little did he expect to fall in love with the young, sensitive priest Father Philip. This is the culmination of their sinful attraction.

The Father and The Nun (ao3) - cosmic_angel_writes

Summary: Sister Daniel has wanted nothing but Father Philip since she first joined the church. Today is the day she finally gets what she wants.

You go down just like Holy Mary (ao3) - lesbosz

part one // part one

blasphemous. (ao3) - razussy

Summary: sister daniel helps lucifer lester get on the path of reformation.

cheek & tongue. (ao3) - razussy

Summary: being your true self to the person you love is a special kind of feeling.

Confessions of the heart (ao3) - Frog910

Summary: Sister Daniel always knew he was different. A male accepted into the Covent. Many whisper in the halls, but he knew they didn't matter.

But sister Daniel starts to struggle after hearing father Philip talk about love.

Can they move past their positions and be together?

Don't Blame Me (ao3) - ForeverJustAnEmoKidAtHeart

Summary: When Phil gets a new job at the Tops Only Bar, he's just looking to make ends meet over the holiday period. He doesn't expect how he'll feel about one of the performers or how hard that'll make his job.

God, what have you done? (ao3) - gaydreaming

Summary: When Dan bought the sexy nun costume at a random Spirit Halloween in Florida, he meant it as a joke. By the time he leaves the club in Nashville, about two states past where this would have been a good idea, having cried in a bathroom, downed a glass of wine, and experienced one of his most formative nights, it's not really a joke anymore. Something has changed. Something has been awakened.

goddess on stage (human when we're alone) (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: "You're very unfair on stage sometimes, you know that? Flirting with me, showing me your ass, calling me Daddy -"

"It's for the show," she protests.

"It's not." He flicks her nipple.

i will not ask you where you came from (neither should you) (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Dan was seven years old when he knew what his calling in life was. He had sat, squished between his parents and infant brother, in the front row of Sunday mass. As he swayed along to the choir singing Amazing Grace, he looked up at his mom and said: “Mommy, I want to be a nun when I grow up!”

or, sister daniel is a nun who wants to make some extra money. he starts a demon-magic etsy shop offering penis enlargement spells and summons the demon phil to fulfill his orders. he quickly becomes infatuated.

I'm Going to Tell Father About You (ao3) - dimpledcherries

Summary: r/redactedphan anon ask. post cinnamon bun baking video, heavy on the fucking. Phil gets ruined by sister Daniel and she enjoys every minute of it.

If You Were Church, I'd Get On My Knees. (ao3) - nebulaedaniel

Summary: Phil is 22, fresh out the closet and forced to hit up the gay club at the last night of pride. Sister Daniel happened to spot him in the crowd and decides to show him a good time.

Impulse Buy (ao3) - sleepyslag (galacticneighbor)

Summary: Dan needs new underwear to go under his Halloween costume. 4,000 miles away, Phil wants to see them.

indirect. (ao3) - razussy

Summary: luci wants something that means more than what he actually says. dani listens.

Like a Prayer (ao3) - harrysbabyboo

Summary: Shy, girl teacher Phil Lester is convinced to go for a night out at a new lesbian bar with her friends. It’s there that she meets exotic dancer and everyone’s favourite girl, Sister Daniel.

look at you // useless boy (ao3) - skygremlin

Summary: There’s something different about Dan when he’s in drag - maybe it’s the confidence of unlocking a different side of him that makes him want to dial up the flirting and the teasing, who knows. Phil’s always had a thing for Sister Daniel, so it’s not all that surprising he’s just as into this new persona Dan’s trying out after tour.

My Sanctuary, You're Holy to Me (ao3) - skygremlin

Summary: Sister Daniel isn't very good at being a nun, but she's stuck living in a convent because she's got no other plans. The church needs a new priest for Sunday mass, and the responsibility falls on her to meet him for the first time. Will he see through her false devotion?

Sister Daniel/Father Philip convent au (Sister Daniel's origin story)

Not the Jealous One (ao3) - imademon

Summary: After Brighton Terrible Influence show, Dan as Sister Daniel flirts with PJ and makes Phil a little jealous.

Praise With Your Body (ao3) - galacticneighbor

Summary: Phil has a thing for being called Angel.

Sister Daniel doesn't mind getting on her knees for him.

prayer for love (ao3) - lionxlioness

Summary: “You're ridiculous,” said Dan, unable to stop one side of her mouth from curling up. I love you, she thought. But she couldn't say it. Not out loud, in the way that she meant it, which would be more an admission of sin than anything else. Maybe not ever.

Dan and Pippa meet as sisters at a convent.

Sheets and sharpies (ao3) - wwoodles

Summary: “Are you going to be good for me?”

He hovered above Dan’s face, awaiting his response. Dan was always taken aback that Phil had this power in him. The ability to completely disarm him.

“Yes, Father.”

Or, in the moments after the end of Dan’s birthday stream, Dan is not only incredibly grateful for Phil, but also incredibly horny.

"Should I get a boob job?" (ao3) - Scuddleduck

Summary: Dan tries on his breastplate for the first time

So let them talk (ao3) - skygremlin

Summary: Phil wants to watch the process of Dan transforming into Sister Daniel, but having only done it alone off-camera or quickly backstage, Dan’s not quite sure how to go about it without feeling burned out and just done with the whole concept. But with a little bit of time, patience, and letting go of old habits, creating a new persona without the pressure of performing for cameras and lights might just open up new possibilities and bring back the energy he felt that first night in Nashville.

Sun's out, nun's out (ao3) - m_katiep

Summary: It's pride month, Phil hears about an interesting drag event. He goes and sees a slutty nun. The nun is the most gorgeous non-binary brunette, who gets horny when drunk. They end up spending a night together <3

The altar is my hips, even if it's a false god (we'd still worship this love) (ao3) - philsslit

Summary: As she watches Dani dance around in that incredibly short skirt she is filled with a mixture of love and lust. She can't take her eyes off of her.

or

dan and phil are lesbians. featuring sister daniel. and strap. that's it that's the fic.

You go down just like Holy Mary (ao3) - lesbosz

A Nun and A Priest: You Get Me Closer to God (ao3) - Spring_Haze

Summary: When Dan dresses up as a sexy nun for Halloween in America, he finds himself longing for a sexy priest.

After the birthday stream (ao3) - trashcanfromgallifrey

Summary: The events that may have occured after Dan's birthday charity stream;) Starts of with fluff but ends up in a steamy hot shower

an odalisque, au naturale (ao3) - queerofcups

Summary: So a doll and a nun walk into a Halloween Party

and my heart's already sinned. (ao3) - gesticulationbubble

Summary: Phil asks Dan to dress as Sister Daniel for their return to Halloween Baking. Chaos ensues. Also Dan has feelings (tm) about his uncloseted freedom and Phil loves him for it.

Dress (ao3) - ForeverJustAnEmoKidAtHeart

Summary: After the Halloween Baking video, Sister Daniel has some fun with Phil and Phil… Well, Phil should just be glad he made it through the end of the filming.

full of glitter, sparkles, and blood (ao3) - nunicorn

Summary: “i don't bleed like that,” phillippa wiped the now drying and clotting blood from her face. “i bleed red.” she admits.

“phillippa,” danielle released her one handed grip from phillippa’s shoulder, tracing down to grab hold of her wrist and bring her hand up to her face. “is this not red to you?”

Her (ao3) - Absolutefilthimsosorry

Summary: Set after Dan’s birthday stream.

A new costume for Phil leads to a new kind of roleplay

i kinda like it when you bring me to my knees (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: “Will you talk to me, Sister?” Phil asks, obediently using her proper name.

“You want to hear the gospel?” Dan smirks.

“Only according to you.”

mischief in our eyes (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Random scenes throughout the filming of the 2023 Halloween baking video.

nun as good (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: It’s so stupid and silly, and it’s just them in their messy kitchen, but Phil has been on edge ever since Dan first came into the kitchen in that outfit.

Phussy tight like a nun! (ao3) - sohytes

Summary: This is for the girlies that have watched "Halloween Baking - SLIME AND SADNESS CINNAMON ROLLS" a few too many times.

Red wine supernova (ao3) - Cecil_Is_Drowning

Summary: Sister Daniel met the most awesome girl she'd ever met at a concert, but small issue, she forgot to tell her Roommate before bringing this (amazing) girl home.

Sister Daniel (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Dan isn't an exhibitionist. Okay, maybe he is. A little bit. A slutty nun exhibitionist, perhaps.

sister daniela (ao3) - idkspookystuff

Summary: the aftermath of the baking video

The Habit of Confidence (ao3) - howell_slide

Summary: The first time he saw Sister Daniel, Phil had to say a little prayer.

Or, how Phil really feels about Sister Daniel.

tonight, it’s only me that matters (ao3) - cafephan

a haze on the horizon (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Phil finds something on Dan's camera roll after tour that has him thinking some frustrating thoughts.

changes (ao3) - possumdnp

Summary: Dan reflects on how filming gaming videos feels different than it did five years ago.

Her / Awakening (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Dan feels drunk on a feeling of awakening; sexual, but also something else, something unnamed.

hotter than i've ever been (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Halloween is strong drinks and a balmy late night breeze and Dan ripping his fishnets then laughing until he cries about it.

Love, Becky (ao3) - husbants

Summary: At a We’re All Doomed pre-show Q&A, Dan gets a question about his old characters Becky and Jessica.

He has a dream about them. And sometimes dreams inspire in peculiar ways.

nun as good (ao3) - calvinahobbes

Summary: It’s so stupid and silly, and it’s just them in their messy kitchen, but Phil has been on edge ever since Dan first came into the kitchen in that outfit.

pretty (ao3) - cityofphanchester

Summary: The boxes sit piled in a jumble in the corner of Dan’s closet for weeks. Phil starts getting notifications for them in the days after Nashville, alerts of purchases off the credit card they don’t use often and then the packages themselves, one by one at the door.

(little dresses and fishnet stockings, 2022)

Prey for the Wicked (ao3) - Anonymous

Summary: Phil isn't the worst demon ever, but he's hardly the best. That's why he's not super thrilled about his newest assignment. After all, everyone knows that nuns are notoriously difficult to tempt.

Sister Daniel (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Dan isn't an exhibitionist. Okay, maybe he is. A little bit. A slutty nun exhibitionist, perhaps.

sister daniela (ao3) - idkspookystuff

Summary: “Are you gonna get changed?” Phil asks after Dan’s done stripping and Phil’s turned off the camera. Dan’s since put the whole ensemble back on, and caresses the cross hanging from his neck between his thumb and his forefinger as he considers.

“No." Phil’s hands suddenly feel very clammy, which is dangerous considering the fact that he’s holding their very expensive camera.

“Oh,” Phil answers.

-

the aftermath of the baking video

tonight, it’s only me that matters (ao3) - cafephan