prompt: phichit and victor bonding over dealer's choice!
happy birthday dommi!! this is also sort of a promo for the fic iâm writing for @yoilitmagâ, in collab with @somethingyoirelatedâ!
âYou really should be more careful,â a sing-song voice resounds next to Viktor. He turns to see a familiar grin beaming in a familiar tan face; moments later Phichit Chulanont swings his camera bag down onto the bar and hops onto the barstool with an eager glint in his eyes. âSome unscrupulous photojournalist might stop by and find their next headline: local dating app founder possibly an alcoholic?â
âThis local dating app founder has a reason to drink,â retorts Viktor, glumly swirling his chardonnay. âHave you seen what Yuuriâs wearing today?â
Phichit purses his lips. âSince I donât live with him, no?â
Viktor takes a swig of his drink. âItâs the worst.â
Phichit tilts his head to one side. âWorst as in âdevastatingly badâ or âdevastatingly goodâ?â
âHow does someone manage to pull off glittery cashmere and flannel?â retorts Viktor, rubbing furiously at his temples. âHe looked like a university prof. But like, a good one. One who desperately tries to avoid having relationships with his students, but finally succumbs to the temptations of one talented young man after his final examsâŚâ Phichitâs sudden coughing fit jolts him back to reality. âI mean. Itâs nerdy. But cute.â
âClassic Yuuri,â agrees Phichit. âI remember what he wore the first time he got interviewed for the St Lidwina Chronicle: jeans, this hilarious Engrish t-shirt, and the biggest, frumpiest grey cardigan Iâd ever seen.â
âThe âwatching, of dogsâ one, right?â Viktor asks. âAnd itâs styled like your regular beware of dog sign?â
Phichit nods. âHas he gotten more of those shirts? His sister sometimes sends over some from Japan as gag birthday presents.â
âMy favourite is the âkawaii is fuckâ one he got after a holiday trip back home,â Viktor admits. âIt resonates with me, you know? Especially the rhinestones.â
âHave you seen the âAre You Nasty?â shorts?â wonders Phichit. Viktor pauses, contemplates it.
Phichit snorts. âGood luck if you do, then,â he replies, patting Viktorâs arm. âHe showed up to a Barre class wearing that once. I think half of the students passed out.â
It takes Viktor a couple minutes to realise the strangled noise is coming out of his own throat. âIâm going to die,â he whines, chugging down the rest of his wine. âHeâs going to drive me into an early grave.â
âIâve survived him,â Phichit points out. âYou can do it, too!â
âThatâs because youâre interested in someone else,â Viktor says, with a pointed nod towards the bartender and wine bar owner, Christophe. Said man is currently explaining the menu to some other customers. Phichit shakes his head.
âI can assure you, Yuuri was as much of a problem for me as he is for you.â He winks, claps Viktor on the shoulder. âGood luck! I believe in you.â
Viktor flips him the bird.
Itâs barely a week later when Viktor finds himself knocking on the door to Phichitâs darkroom. âI brought croissants,â he says, and moments later the door swings open to reveal Phichit, smelling vaguely of chemicals as he eyes the paper bag in Viktorâs hands. âItâs a Uniqlo legging pants day.â
âSounds terrible,â replies Phichit. Viktor holds the bag out, and he reaches in for one of the croissants and takes a large bite of it. âDoes he have his cuffs rolled?â
âYes,â says Viktor immediately. âHis ankles are a bit bruised from the dancing, but theyâre so beautiful.â
âThatâs your weird foot thing, not mine,â says Phichit, shaking his head. âThough I do agree â Yuuriâs feet are extraordinary. You know, because he can rest his entire body weight on the tips of his toes.â
âHe doesnât go en pointe as often as others,â Viktor remarks as he bites into his croissant. âHe just has to make sure not to drop his partners, which means heâs ââ
âSwole as hell?â finishes Phichit. âHave you gotten him to lift the sofa yet?â
âI havenât done anything thatâd warrant that, no,â Viktor says, sighing. âItâs easy to reach under our sofa for vacuuming, anyway.â
âYou can thank me later if you do manage to get him to do it,â replies Phichit, before vanishing into his darkroom again. Viktor sighs, before striding away down the hall.
A couple weeks later Phichit gets a text from him.Â
Itâs one word: thanks, and a picture of Yuuriâs biceps flexing as he holds up the sofa with a questioning stare, as if asking Viktor why he couldnât just reach under like he usually does.Â
Viktor also keeps a copy of that picture. For, you know, a rainy day.
Phichit comes over for dinner one evening, trailing shortly behind Christophe whoâs brought a couple choice bottles of wine. âI picked up some macarons from the bakery you like,â he chirps to Yuuri as he sets down his box on the kitchen counter. Christophe is already uncorking one of his bottles. âI got a little of everything, if thatâs alright.â
âHow am I going to eat dinner knowing these are waiting for me?â Yuuri demands as he peers into the box, longing written plain across his face. Viktor hides a snort into his wineglass.Â
The oven timer rings, and Viktor starts to shoo them out to the living room. But Phichit lingers, hovers a little behind Viktor. âDo you need any help?â he asks.
âDid you see Yuuriâs outfit?â Viktor replies as he takes the roast pork out of the oven. Phichit looks over into the living room and makes a sudden choking noise.
âOh my god,â he says. Viktor laughs as he starts to carve the ham. âShould I congratulate you?â
âIâd like that,â replies Viktor sweetly. Phichit claps his back.
âCongrats on the sex,â he replies. âI feel slightly obligated to give you a shovel talk, but both of you are older than me and probably should know better. So just â do things that I wouldnât do.â
Viktor snorts. âThanks for that advice.â
âHe looks better in your shirt than you ever did, by the way.â Phichit winks, pouring himself a glass of wine as he does so. Viktor finishes carving the ham and sets to work on an accompanying quiche. âIt fits you, but itâs an artistic loose on him. Love it.â
âI didnât dress him. That was his own damn fault.â Viktor smiles, and nods towards a stack of plates. âHelp me set the table?â
Phichit takes a sip of wine before setting down the glass and grabbing the stack. âSeriously, though, it was about time,â he says.Â