#sin speaking

Because let’s be real. My man has been alive for over 500 years, he would know how a phone works. He would know how to code. He would’ve tried his hand at making malicious software that destroys others computers, and therefor their happiness. It’s not like he would be using his computer smarts all the time, but he would have to be completely and utterly stupid if he didn’t learn how to deal with technology. Cmon. He cyber bullies people. Evil bastard

And Dream was freed from his stone prison at a young age. He would’ve picked up technology easily if he grows up with it. And I think he would WANT to learn more about technology, to get better at it, to help more people more effectively. He is the one helping grandparents out with why their router isn’t working. Dream isn’t a programmer for the most part(I think he tried to learn it but couldn’t wrap his head around it at the moment), but he knows he way around phone. And power lines. I’d trust him to not trip a fuse with my fuse box.

Now, UNcorrupted Nightmare, or Passive or whatever, would be the worst with technology, mainly because he doesn’t care for it too much, and because the others are just pretty good with it. He’d have a kindle scribe that’s been modded so he can also read ao3 on it without having to download individual fics. He did not mod that kindle, he cannot do that. He’d also have a phone but mostly use it for texting(mainly dream) and looking up stuff he doesn’t know. And reading ao3–jk, he’d use his phone to read on other fanfiction sites, occasionally. Or yeah ao3 if he somehow doesn’t have his e-reader.

P!Nm is the only one without any form of social media. C!Nm would, of course, cyber bully people, spread rumors, engage in discourse, and just generally be an ass. Dream would have a professional profile on various social medias for the Stars, and use them to spread positivity.

Corrupted Nightmare, to Dream: Oh, Dream, You Complete and Uttet BUFFOON! Your Brother Is Long DEAD. Only I, The CORRUPTION, Remains In His Place!

Dream, 508 years maximum, in a state of shock, recalling how much of a little shit his twin can be: okay.

N: Wha—THE FUCK YOU MEAN OKAY?!?!

D: Nighty, swearing’s bad, remember?

N: Oh, I Am An ADULT, I Can Do Whatever. I. WANT, Fool!

D, plotting: …Am I an adult, then? We’re twins, after all!

N: What? No, you didn’t even age while in stone—You Are Still A Child, While I…I Gained KNOWLEDGE And EXPERIENCE Over These Past 500 Years!

D: oh.

D: Well, shit.

N, stunned, recalling Passive!Night’s memories of Dream being the goodyest of goody-two-shoes: …

Passive Nightmare’s ghost that only C!N can see and hear, breathing down C!N’s neck: ｐｅｎｉｓ.

N: …okay, I’ll be your brother, You Are Grounded, Dream!

D: Aw…

N: Now Give Me Your Soul.

none of the MTT sit on a couch normally most of the time. And if any of them do, it’s usually Horror either leaning way too close to the television so he can see it better, or he’s leaning as far back as he can to soothe a headache.

Sometimes they’re not even on the couch, just like, sitting on the floor and laying against it. Or just standing behind it and leaning on it.

If any of them(dust) take up the whole couch, you bet one of the other two is either sitting on him, or is sitting on the head of couch, dangling their feet not above his face, but very close to it. Said person also cannot wear shoes while doing this, or else their shoes will be flung at their face.

If someone where to force them all to sit on a couch normally, it would very quickly turn into a competition to see who can be the most annoying to each other. Feet and fists would be flying. Not like, fiercely, but also someone is getting bit. They need their couch weirdness for stability.