#simpwatch

Thank you for your service in providing a SimpTip™️ and for being an active and useful member of the SimpWatch™️ program! Without people like you this would never be possible! If you keep giving tips like this you will assuredly be on the right track for a promotion within SimpWatch™️. Rest assured that this tip is highly valuable and we here at SimpPolice™️ will assemble a crack team of our best investigators to head up the investigation of this “dilftopia”. Thank you valued SimpWatch™️ member and have a simpin’ day!

Hello! Thank you for this valuable information! This is the second MegaSimp™️ that was reported to be performed by the designated target. This target will be placed under very strict SimpWatch™️ and put “on blast” whenever possible. Thank you again for your warning, rest assured we at SimpPolice™️ will do our very best and as always, stay simpin’!

Thank you for reporting this heinous simp incident! We appreciate you telling us of this and allowing us to put it on blast despite your previous alligence to your friend! Without people like you no one would be put on blast so thank you! We wish you and your friend a simpin day and simpin holidays too!

Thank you for this SimpWatch™️ tip! We will investigate this simp as soon as possible for Gordon Freeman simpage and put it “on blast”. Without tips like this we wouldn’t be able to put as many simps “on blast”, so we appreciate it! Have a simpin’ day!