Hello! Thank you for this valuable information! This is the second MegaSimp™️ that was reported to be performed by the designated target. This target will be placed under very strict SimpWatch™️ and put “on blast” whenever possible. Thank you again for your warning, rest assured we at SimpPolice™️ will do our very best and as always, stay simpin’!

Thank you for alerting us here at SimpPolice™️ of this grevious simp! We greatly appreciate community cooperation that helps us achieve our mission! Thanks again for this newly named SimpMission™️ and have a simpin’ day!

Thank you citizen for submitting this most heinous of simps! This helps me and everyone else at SimpPolice™️ rest easy knowing our goal is growing ever closer! Have a simpin’ day!

Thank you for bringing this to our attention! We here at SimpPolice™️ will investigate this as soon as we possibly can! We wouldn’t have found this without you! Have a simpin’ day!

We here at SimpPolice™️ sympathize with you and hope you are well after such a frightening experience. When we achieve our goal of bringing all the simps into one place hopefully situations like this will no longer happen. Thank you for this SimpMission™️ and we hope you have a simpin’ day!

Ah yes! Another confession from our original simp! Thank you for this continued evidence of Gordon simpage! We at SimpPolice™️ appreciate your work valued simp!

Thank you for your contribution! You are helping us here at SimpPolice™️ greatly by being on constant and vigilant SimpWatch™️! This post will be promptly investigated for simpage and then put “on blast”! Thank you again and as always, have a simpin’ day!