#simoen

Mammon: i swallowed a penny when i was a kid and i don't think it ever came out.

Levi: horny simps that desperately need to get pegged? on my discord server? it's more likely than you think.

Asmo: aw, my press on nail fell in my mash potatoes...

Lucifer: i swear to god if you don't put down the clay dick i will beat the shit out of you.

Satan: what? all i did was delete his entire essay. it was shit.

Beel: hey, you want a burnt grain of rice?

Belphie: damn hisoka kinnies.

Luke: that's a bad word.

Simeon: hold on, i just had a sinful thought like some ignorant, cock-sucking whore. lemme pray real quick. heavenly father...

Diavolo: bitch i'm not a twink. have you seen how thick my ass is?

Barbatos: i'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world.