Okay, Sims PR team, you need to sit down because this is an intervention.
You really need to stop making statements about how well the game is doing now. Like, I get what youāre trying to do right now but the more you try to convince everyone nothing is wrong... the more something feels wrong. Like, when you fired those employees and SimsVIP reported on it, it felt bad but I thought that you at least thought you knew what was happening, but now? Not so much.
Do you realize how many statements youāve made recently? You sound like a boyfriend whoās trying REALLY hard to convince us you arenāt cheating and the more times you say āBabe, for real! Nothing happened!ā the worse it gets, especially the more obviously frustrated you get.
Seriously, The Sims Team feels like a shitty boyfriend. Who could forget their greatest hits? (Also Iāve included links and they are almost ALL from the last 2-3 months after the firings and SGDrake drama):
āNo, really Babe! Iām still putting out content on PC!ā
āWhat do you mean our player base isnāt growing? We had 80 Million players last year! What do you mean you want proof, babe donāt you trust me?ā
āNothingās wrong! I even held an unofficial twitter Q&A so people could ASK me about the game!ā
āYou said that My First Pet stuff wouldnāt sell well and then it did. I was right about that!... What do you mean you want proof? Why donāt you ever TRUST me?ā
āWhy are you unhappy. Cāmon, look how much money Iām making... which is totally good for you too! Iāll invest in making more great games like TS4!... Why are you rolling your eyes?ā
āWhat do you mean āif Iām making money why did I have to lay off people due to budget cutsā? Baby, itās finance, I know you donāt understand business but if you think about it, it makes TOTAL sense.ā
āIām even hiring new people...Well sort of, actually itās just SimGuruKate. She took over the job of SimGuruDrake who I fired- uh, who left... Voluntarily.ā
āYes, babe, the SimGuru was āthe white one who kept arguing with everyone"... I SAID I WAS SORRY!ā
āWhere did you even get the idea that I was going to stop making PC games?... Oh because of the firing everyone and moving all of the team to mobile? Well thatās... Itās like... You just donāt GET it.ā
āThings will be fine, okay?!ā
āWhat? No, I am totally NOT trying to outsource work to the content creators of the community to try and get free labor under the guise of ācommunity outreachā Thatās crazy talk, babe.ā
āI promise you, I really have important news this time!ā
āBabe, why are you like this? Stop talking about TS5 and live in the moment! Yeah, I know this is different than what we always used to do... Iāll get to it when I get to it!ā
āYeah, I know we donāt talk enough and I promise that will change... really soon. Probably in June?ā
















