#simanzi

Dear Marvel Mage,

yo wait what the fu

Sexuality Headcanon: just rewind. wheres that tweet thats like i love her so much looking at other girls makes me want to throw up Gender Headcanon: transmasc but not super committed to the whole "gender" thing A ship I have with said character: im trying to think of something sufficiently funny to put here instead of the obvious. remember how he was supposed to have a thing with SWERVE originally A BROTP I have with said character: im going to use this slot to talk about how funny it is that him and cyclonus fucking hate eachother. like on every level including metatextually A NOTP I have with said character: genuinely at a loss here. prowl was so bad for him but it was funny so it's fine A random headcanon: his shoulder kibble makes him like drop dead sexy by cybertronian standards but his weird gangly proportions kind of cancel it out. were he human he'd constantly wear at least 3 layers of clothing like a chronically insecure jesse pinkman. he has been incapable of setting his own goals in life for the past two million years. he would be the easiest lost lighter to assassinate General Opinion over said character: genuinely the best written character in mtmte i think im actually obsessed with how insane and complex his personality is I ❤️ MTMTE ISSUE 53 novelty baseball cap. also i love that one panel in 28 where optimus like drags him out of his Wife Depression grief haze to get him to stick megatron and he just stands there hunched over silently the whole time not saying anything or reacting to whats going on like hes a sad little dog that optimus is getting to do tricks for him. and then when megatron freaks out he doesnt even react he just goes otay:( and leaves also without speaking. i shouldnt laugh sorry its really funny though. i hope he kills prowl on accident

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