#silverstuff

Sometimes I get sad that I can't pause a gif.

I don't like pressing the 0 button on a microwave and always press the 9 button instead, because the 0 button is always used and the 9 button is always ignored and it makes me sad. 60 seconds in the microwave? Make that 59 seconds, the little 9 button is not getting forgotten on my watch.

teacher: *asks question* online class: teacher: hmm... no one out there with an answer? is this class just playing video games? :) me, Actually Playing A Video Game: uh oh

That moment when your uncle is serving ice cream and a chunk of it falls on the floor and suddenly there’s a memorial service being held in the kitchen

So did anyone ever get up in the middle of the night to fill up your water bottle but then decide plain water is boring and then fill up a third of it with lemon juice and then when you decide to make it lemonade you don’t use the right kind of sugar and barely use any at all so your drink turns into a sour mess like I did last night then forget in the morning and start choking on it when you take a sip or are you normal