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There's a sound of something large moving about, alongside the sound of something sliding across the floor. The sounds carry on for a moment before a loud thud and an irritated growl is heard.
Seeking out the source, (READER) finds a dragon with her head jammed deep into a large cardboard box, her horns tearing through the top and locking the box on her head. Grumbling growls and a lashing tail make the beast look much like a large scaley cat.
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" I would sooner be slain than wear that in public!" Said Kusig Alad, pointing to the ridiculous object in question. Said object was what someone from Saint Meredith's time would have called a 'banana hammock'. It was inexplicably exactly his enormous size and as golden and shiny as pretty much everything else he wore.
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"Could a miss....Karma? Uh could Miss Karma please come and collect your wife, she has cleared out our buffet court again." Came a tired voice announcement over the tannoy system of the mall Padme and Karma had visited that day. This was such a regular occurrence these days that it may as well have had a droid say it on schedule!
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Today was going to be that day to finally timeline jump. The tediousness in her own universe was to unbearable at this point, she knew it was time to do this again. Yet everytime she wanted to jump, a bit of unease would loom over her. Most likely because she didn't know what to expect and even her previous encounters weren't always so pleasant either. Some of the monsters within the other realms dove at her, thinking she was a tasty morsel for them to feast upon. To their dismay they were horribly mistaken, suffering a great fate.
'Screw it!' The short fire monster thought. It was now or never!
Without another second to delay, she vanishes from her timeline and reappears elsewhere. Only...she was in mid-air and took a plunge into a large mound of snow. Her feet sticking out from the top of the mound as she tried to break free.
Keeping it in the Family
@notaprincessaqueen liked This for a silly starter!
“So” Tormund started, pausing to take another generous mouthful from the skin that usually hung at his hip, wincing a fraction at the strength of the liquid within.
“You’re the Queen with the dragons, but you’re also from a family that fucks their brothers? I thought the other Queen was the one that fucked her brother... Does this mean she has dragons too? Is that how all of this works?”
The red haired wildling paused to ponder that thought for a moment, weighing up the option as it was presented to him.
“I don’t blame you for it, I’d fuck my brother for a dragon, probably. If I had a brother to fuck.” He shrugged, going back to his drinking for a moment, eyeing the queen carefully. He wasn’t sure quite why every southron family he seemed to encounter had some predisposition towards incest, perhaps they had nothing better to do down here in the warmer climates.
“Wait, is this how Jon got Ghost, did he have to fuck an aunt or something for him?” He asked incredulously. Somehow in his mind it all made perfect sense, mythical beasts could only be tamed and acquired by those in the south, and every person he’d met or heard of who had tamed one of these great beasts had slept with a sibling or two, so why shouldn’t that extend to Jon too?
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“Could I trouble you to not speak of my sexual preferences given the implications you are my kin?”