#silly jilly

SILLY JILLY HEADCANNONS!

Disclaimer - Might be a bit out of character (I’m only on episode 30 of my rewatch!)

- Silly enrolled late to school because Okami had heard about Jane’s murder and was keeping her home until Rowan patrolled the school to make sure it was safe, after Gareth’s death Okami had to come teach earlier than she thought and let Silly come in after hearing the rumour Gareth was the one to kill his wife and because she didn’t want her home alone. Unfortunately, Silly’s first day was the day Salex got murdered but Silly refused to stop going to school, so Okami focused on teaching her more S.W.A.T skills

- Post-YHS she dyes red streaks in her hair

- She usually wears her hair in two braids

- She bleached her hair herself, she briefly thought about going into cosmetology school but S.W.A.T got in the way

- She’s a year younger than everyone else but was moved up a grade so Okami could look over her, she’s smart for her age but is still a bit behind

- She has mild PTSD that was worsened over the course of YHS

- She dropped out of high school after YHS/during Tokyo Soul

- She used to be friends with JtheStar in elementary school, they still hang out sometimes, Post-YHS they get closer

- She’s been trained on how to use almost every type of gun

- She has asthma, Rowan used to take her to war zones that were really dusty/full of miscellaneous powders and it ruined her little lungs

- She didn’t actually go into active war zones like Rowan suggests, he just took her to old places he used to fight at that aren’t legally allowed to be accessed by the public - he sniffs out the old land mines before Silly can step on any, they used to have picnics

- She tried weed once to be rebellious since Rowan said it was “HIPPY TRASH!” but greened out so bad she never did it again

- She’s cousins with Invader, Okami and Paul are siblings. They don’t really speak, they all come from a line of Law Enforcement and Silly’s jealous of Invader who seems to have no interest in it

- Okami and Silly don’t talk much after Silly moves out

- When Silly was in kindergarten she cut all her hair off and cried until Okami called Paul to fix it up for her, she walked into class the next day with a pixie cut that matched Invaders

- Silly’s real name is Jill, but Silly-Jilly was a nickname that Invader made up that Silly still keeps today

- She wore giant bottle cap styled glasses during most of her school life until she begged Okami to buy her some more stylish ones

- Her last name is Artifex, Okami and Rowan combined their last names when they got married but Okami goes by her maiden name as a teacher

This time, it's the Silly

With every redesign I have to add headcanons:

-her middle name is Jilly

-(this is canon) has heard all the jokes about her name, and is not amused

-pretty technical

Ellen's a cultist/necromancer and Taurtis is a mob boss and I'm pretty sure Silly will laugh at a gunshot victim and J's working on replacing his limbs with robot parts.

But then again Joe has the Necronomicon and Cleo's a zombie, Doc's the Goatfather and all the hermits can and will shoot each other and themselves for their own heads, and Iskall and Doc and Ren's part robot

The- THE WEDDING? DO YOU MEAN THE FUNERAL??  those are very different things- I. i’m gonna assume you meant funeral

But god... hahaha SOMEONE *WOULD* GIVE GRIAN A GUN FOR SAM’S FUNERAL. Grian starts shooting balloons. Soul and Sookie are there, just because The whole high school class would probably get together for when one of the other idiots who suffered through the same shit as they did die. Even if the person who died was Sam.

JUST, SOUL WOULD PROBABLY GET DRUNK AND START CUSSING HIM OUT AND CALLING SAM A FUCKING CREEP AND SAYING SHIT LIKE “BITCH BUNNY BETTER WATCH HIS ASS DOWN THERE IN HELL, BECAUSE WHEN IT BECOMES TIME TO JOIN HIM HE’S GETTING A SHITSHOW OF A BEATING!”

the hermits have no fucking clue what’s happening. The funeral has an after-party. Dom tries to convince Grian and his hermit friends to come help him kill his dad, “One bastard is officially outta my life, let’s give this funeral a fucking encore”  the hermits are so so confused. Dom just mumbles something like “Strong. y’all are strong. Fuck the man- down with the capitalist” and Silly’s just running around attempting to make all the drunks behave and have minimum crimes.

Someone in the hermitcraft gang pulls grian aside to make sure he’s fucking okay because SERIOUSLY what is happening.  Grian’s just dismissive and begging them not to ask to many questions.