Hey, wait! Where's GLaDOS? Is she okay??? -✨
[For the first time since being ousted as the core AI, GLaDOS speaks to you.]
< This is the nightmare scenario. >

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Hey, wait! Where's GLaDOS? Is she okay??? -✨
[For the first time since being ousted as the core AI, GLaDOS speaks to you.]
< This is the nightmare scenario. >

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Do you know what the old labs were for? Are we going to get to find any secret historical science projects down here? - 🐟
{So, what, old science stuff?}
[Chell grins and points at a man in a labcoat spattered with blues and oranges, back turned only slightly as he works diligently. Seems he's keeping an eye on Chell.]
{He's an old science stuff!}
[The man turns, holding a hand to his chest in mock horror.]
Old?! Wow. You've wounded me. You've wounded your father, Michelle.
Hello! You’re cheerful little things, aren’t you?
Except that one, I guess.
Anyway, yes, Chell is my daughter. I’ve been worried sick about her since I realized the vault door back topside had sealed, but it turns out she made her way to me!
{He was all angry about people coming into the lab, and he was gonna throw some gel at Dr. Coomer. Then he saw me and stopped trying to be scary and just started crying.}
{You cried too.}
{Did not.}
Did too!
Current Time: 10:03 AM
Time Until GLaDOS Activation: -3 minutes
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa CHELL, JOSHUA ARE YOU OK????? (Chell Check Anon)
[In an identical, but different, chamber, Chell is rubbing her eyes as she wakes.]
...?
< Welcome, test subject. Please solve this first, simple test. >
[Despite barely having regained her faculties, Chell crosses her arms and glares up at the camera.]
< Your record states that you know American Sign Language. All Aperture Science Artificial Intelligence include this in our databanks. If you have questions, you may use it in view of the camera. >
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So you know where we are then, Chell? -✨
[Yep! Just need to go right, left, straight for a couple doors, straight, then up some stairs, then right again. Then we’ll be at the old labs.]
This would be a pretty rad location for hide and seek! But how did you get here, I'd have assumed they'd have at least locked the door? Unaccompanied minors in the derelict lab space sounds like a fun, but not OSHA compliant idea. - 🐟
[I, uh, wasn’t... unaccompanied... exactly...]
Oh, it seems I missed quite a bit! Chell Check Anon here! Is Chell still ok? Give me a bit to read back on our logs, and I'll ask some more relevant questions shortly. Stay safe everyone!!!
[She shrugs. Her face looks a little bruised from the fall, but compared to others she seems to be doing fine.]