#sightsaws

I DONT THINK ITD BE 4 GREAT IDE4 TO LEAVE YOU BY YOURSELF, EITHER. IN THE KINDEST W4Y POSSIBLE. BUT HOW THE FUCK DID YOU LAND YOURSELF ON E4RTH.

The worst I cou1d do is ki11 some humans, and I'm in too much pain to do that as it is. I'm so weak, there's not rea11y much I actua11y *can* do. I guess I understand. 

It occurred quite a whi1e ago, some weird anon thing, and they never came back ever again so I've been stranded here ever since.

... We11, for the who1e past month I wasn't exact1y stranded. If anything I was so much happier here on Earth, since Dave was here too and I had a1ways been the most human out of my who1e time1ine thing, with what my b1ood and other random shit to do with my hive. Nightmares and comp1ications aside, it was pretty great.

NO. ]:B NEVER GIVE UP. DO YOU NEED COMP4NY?

Earth? An apartment? My makeshift hive on the f1oor?

]:B

IF YOU ARE GOING TO CONSIDER ME FOOD, I’D PREFER THE FORM4L “MCNUGGIE-SAM4.”