@sideror has been here for about twelve hours and so far:
she has smeared lipstick all over my nose and walked away laughing
sambun has chewed her phone charger in half
sambun has also woken her by jumping on her face
we have had an in-depth conversation about thomas becket
i was forced to order a “grande mocha with no whip and a raspberry shot” in a starbucks full of impatient yuppies
and now she’s curled up under no less than five blankets insisting that it’s too cold to live (it’s 50 degrees outside).