Title: Never Say Things Canât Get Any Weirder
Author: tabbytabbytabby
Tags: 2K Words, Mature, Getting Together, First Kiss, Sex Pollen, Fluff, Humor, Pixies, Good Theo, Derek/Stiles.
Summary: Theo never would have believed that sex pollen, or in this case sex dust, was a thing. At least not until he encounters a pixie in the woods who thinks what he needs is some dust in the face to help him go after what he desires. Unfortunately, it leads to an awkward situation when the next people Theo sees are Stiles and Derek in a rather compromising position.
A Peek Inside:
âOh my God, you got hit with sex pollen!â Stiles laughs, turning to Derek, âI told you sex pollen was a thing!â
Derek shakes his head, a fond smile on his lips, âExcept it was dust, not pollen.â
âYeah well, sex dust doesnât sound as good.â












