#side rant

also rant down below bcs i need advice

Illinois doesn't see the vision. Also ignore the anatomy of Wisconsin. He's not real, he is actually the cheese. I was gonna put his head on top to be a bit more atomically accurate, but then I remembered he's just too cheesy. Idk.

Also insanely off topic, but I need to say this ice cold take. I HATE when women post their man doing something shitty on like TikTok and get mad when ppl say that's shitty and you should leave. Like yeah, the Internet can be dramatic. BUT IF YOUR HUSBAND IS PURPOSELY WAKING YOUR SLEEPING CHILD THAT YOU HAVE STRUGGLED TO GET TO SLEEP FOR DAYS BY SLAMMING A CAR DOOR, NOT ONCE, BUT TWICE, AND GETTING MAD AT YOU WHEN SHE WAKES SHOULD BE A WAKE UP CALL. Or, hear me out, DONT POST IT IF YOU ARE NOT WILLING TO HEAR PEOPLE SAY ITS A SHITTY THING TO DO.

But then, imagine Megamind trying to make up for lost time through physical affection.

He’s shy, yet buzzing with excitement, as he asks to snuggle with them one night. Even if it wasn't a common custom on their home planet, he’s seen it in movies and read about it in earths books;

he’s desperate to experience all those childish moments he missed out on in prison.

YESS BAEE

Here lays fabuloustrash05, who died because she couldn't think of a ship for raph or mona that didn't have each other....even though I gave her like an hour to think about it to be honest she was sorta of dead when she thought about non raph/mona that had either of them be pair up with someone other than themselves

There’s only ever been TWO instances where I’ve admitted to liking a ship where Raph and Mona Lisa are with other people, and it was Raph x Mezcal from the Archie comics cause they are actually cute (and she’s honestly the only other Raph love interest I genuinely like).

The other is when I shared a headcanon that in TMNT 2012 Karai and Shinigami both thought Mona Lisa was attractive when they first met her, but that’s less shipping imo and more a one sided attraction headcanon that went no where.