#side lilo

In retrospect, Zayn realizes he probably shouldn’t have spent an inappropriate amount of time drinking with Louis the night before he was meant to officially file for divorce.

A jarring, uncoordinated note struck by his clumsy fingers breaks Zayn out of his stupor. He turns briefly, their eyes meeting. They just look at each other for a moment.

“It’s a bit odd that this guy just appears on the beach you frequent out of nowhere.”

Zayn laughs from where he’s leaned out the window, watching the sea as the waves grow stronger though no storm can be found on the horizon. “Curly’s harmless. You’ll see when you meet him. Rhino loves him.”

“Rhino’s a shit judge of character,” Louis argues. “He likes me.”

“I won’t argue that point.”

Louis enlists his best mate, Zayn, to help him find someone to pose as his boyfriend. Liam’s annoying new roommate might fit the bill perfectly.

50,060 words - compete. 

Nick/Harry

Side Liam/Louis

Post Apocalyptic!AU

As it turns out, the apocalypse isn’t all action scenes and handheld camera shots. It’s boiling water, and dodging vitamin deficiencies, and trying to get lube out of the sheets.

Or, a year after a lethal virus wipes out nearly all of the world’s population, Harry and his found family build a life with what they have left.

Prompt: Zouis where Zayn is a famous DJ and Producer, meets Louis a Father of a 5 year old Girl Tabby. A bit of Lilo on the side. "Thanks Lots babe, I have needed a night out for a while now," Louis says hands Lottie the princess backpack as he drops his daughter off at his sisters. "It’s no problem Lou, Me and Tabby need some girl time. A night in of Disney films and make over’s will do us good," Lottie said ruffling Tabby’s hair, Louis rolls his eyes. "Please no makeup, I will allow nail varnish but Tabby is not having makeup until she is at least 13," Lottie rolled her eyes, Tabby giggled at her Auntie "Daddy I a big girl like Auntie Lottie," Tabby said looking up with her big bright blue eyes. Louis smiles kneeling down. "I know your Daddy’s girl. Be good for Auntie Lottie for daddy please?" Louis asked Tabby nodded "I’ll see you in the morning, love you princess" Louis gives his daughter a hug and a kiss on the cheek. "Love you too daddy, bye bye," Louis say he goodbyes and leaves wishing them goodnight. Outside Liam was waiting in his battered ford for him. Louis felling into the ribbed grey seat. "So are you ready to get totally smashed?" Liam asked pulling out of the drive. "You don’t even know it. I need you to be my wing man tonight. It’s been too long since I have had a good shag, and I am sure there will be some hot lads," Liam laughed at his gay friend. "Sure mate, to be honest I will be surprised if the lad could get into your arse hole," Louis gasped at the offence punching Liam on the arm. "You cock, I think you would find my arse whole is always nicely slack," Liam gagged, making Louis giggle. The club was packed, to the brim. The bar was crowded with drunks, the dance floor densely populated with dancing body’s, sweat dripping from them in the hot room. "I’ll get us some drinks Lou, stay here," Liam shouted over the music before he started to weave himself through the crowd. Louis took this opportunity to inspect the crowd, trying to spot out prey. He was on the pull tonight. He is unsuccessful when Liam returns with 2 jack and cokes. "Can you believe it, look at the DJ booth!" Liam shouts gesturing to the booth in the corner. behind the white desk a tanned guy had headphones handing around his neck, his hair tightly pulled into a bun and a face that looked as if it was chiselled to perfection stood bouncing to the music. "Who is that, he’s fucking gorgeous!" Louis yelled over the music. "It’s Zayn Malik, one of the most famous Dj’s he does all the Ibiza clubs in the summer and he has like a record label." Liam shouts, Louis continues to stare at the sexy male. "Come on, he is going to be mine tonight," Louis said grabbing Liam’s hand and staring to drag him to the dance floor. "Lou are you having a laugh. He must get millions of guys and girls throwing their selves at him every night. Why would he go for you?" Liam asked as they stopped in the middle of the dance floor. "Because no man no hard they try can resist Louis William Tomlinson when he dances." Louis swiftly turns Liam around and starts to grind down on him. Liam just laughed used to Louis doing this at every party they go to. It’s not a rare thing t see, Louis grinding with his straight as a pole friend Liam. 2 more jack and cokes later  and a few shots they were practically under the Dj booth, Louis was erotically swaying his hips from side to side. Every so often glancing up to Zayn, giving him ‘the eye’. "Mate I don’t think it is working," Liam said as Zayn just brushes him off again. "That’s it, shit is about to get real," Louis glanced around the room, trying to spot the security. "When I say you give me a boost," Louis said, Liam’s eyes grew wide "Are you having a fucking laugh?" Liam shook his head "No, I’m not. Are you ready." Louis glanced up to see if Zayn was looking "NOW LI!" Louis shouts Liam wraps his palms around Louis hips and lifts him up. Louis grabs onto the pole and pulls himself up so he is perching just above the decs. "Mate what the fuck?" Zayn yells when he see’s Louis. "You weren’t falling for my dancing so I had to take a more forward approach," Louis said smirking "So you jumped up onto my booth. I would have gone for maybe a hey or something," Zayn said, Louis shrugged "I’m not that kind of lad. So you going to invite me in?" Louis teased. Zayn rolled his eyes. "It’s a bit late no aint it," Luis shrugged giving out his hand, Zayn took it and helped him down next to him. Louis gave Liam a slight wave, Liam shook his head and turned away to the bar. "Bit tight aren’t you, ditching your mate for me?" Zayn said, Louis leant against the table, shrugging. "He knew what he was install for when he agreed to come out with me. This is my first night out for months," Zayn pulled a face. "Really, what’s stopped you?" Zayn asked, Louis knew bring up that he had a daughter right now would be a fabulous mood killer. "You know, you get busy with stuff. So I have been told your pretty famous or something, Zayn is it?" Louis asked, leaning onto his elbows to get a better look at his flawless tanned face. "Yes. You could say I do a few bits here a there. What about you, with a pretty face like yours you must do a few bits here and there" Zayn said raising his eyes brows, Louis laughs. "Only if their special. I’m Louis," He holds out his petit hand and Zayn shakes it. Louis soft skin rubbing against his rough. Zayn gave it a tight squeeze liking the feeling of such a small hand in his own. Louis smiles and looks down to insect all the technology. "So, are you going to show me how this all works?" He sweetly asked, nudging himself closer to Zayn, so his wide hips rubbed against Zayn’s. "I might as well as it looks like you might me staying here for a while. Here," Zayn picks up a spare pain of cans and puts the around Louis’ head, becoming face to face to him. Only then did Zayn realise how beautiful Louis eyes actually were. Every colour of blue you could imagine and clashing together in a swirling pit of endless colour. "You done admiring?" Louis cockily asks, Zayn scoffs but still turns away as his cheeks heat up a little bit. "Don’t worry babe you are pretty eyes as well," Louis whispers in Zayn’s ear as he turns away to tab some buttons. "So you pick a song from here," Zayn says ignoring what Louis had just said to him, Louis juts grins and starts listening to his instructions. 30 minutes later Louis was practically the new David Guetta, people on the dance floor shout songs at him and he would soon have them plating. The number of people on the dance floor seams to increase after every song he player. Or Zayn thins they are just there to see this gorgeously fit bloke dancing, as Louis is constantly wiggling his hips and jumping up and down. Zayn’s eyes can’t resist a sneaky glance at his jiggling ass. "your pretty good at this," Zayn says sipping on his drink, Louis just shrugs. "I’m good and pushing buttons and turning knobs," Louis cheekily says, Zayn chokes a bit of his drink but covers in with a cough. His hand rubs against his stubbly, scratching it like he does when he is nervous. Not that he was nervous, just being around such a empowering person can make you feel certain ways. "You’re pretty determined to shag me aren’t you," Zayn said, Louis shamelessly nods. "I came out tonight with one things on my agenda, that to be shag a  hot bloke. I have my hot bloke, I just have to get him home," Louis says mobbing closer to Zayn with every word. They were miller meters apart, Zayn could taste Louis breath and Louis could taste Zayn’s. "I finish at 2," Zayn says, his hands reach out to Louis’ shoulders, spreading his palms across them and down his muscular arms. Louis grins leaning into his touch. It was just going to go 12, Louis could wait another 2 hours, but he wants Zayn now "Or we could sneak away," Louis says, Zayn gives him a stern look, Louis giggles. "I will be back with a few more drinks and see what you say after that," Louis turn away and walks away swaying his hips. He spots Liam chatting up a pretty brunette. Liam smirks when he see’s Louis coming over. "So how is it going, pulling the Zayn Malik?" Liam asks, clapping Louis on the back. "He isn’t drunk enough yet but we are getting there. I just have to convince him to finish early, there ain’t no way I am waiting another two hours." Liam laughs as Louis leans over the bar and orders6 shots of tequila "So who’s this?" Louis asks, turning o the girl. "I’m Sophia," She said, Louis shakes her hand, giving her a kiss on the cheek. "yes I think I have heard that name. Li is this the girl you stalked from Tabby’s dance class?" Louis asked Liam went red, Sophia laughed pecking Liam sweetly on the lips. "I thought I could feel someone staring at when I brought Danni her purse, didn’t know it was you Liam," Liam shrugged looking down at his drink. "Oh don’t be embarrassed Li, I wouldn’t dare tell her how you tried to pull Danielle and it went nowhere," Liam looked up and gave him a death glare. "I’ll let him tell you that Sophia, I better get back to pulling my DJ, if it goes well you won’t see me Liam so good night," Louis smirks and walks away. He managed to get Zayn do the shots with him and then they were both pretty drunk. "come on please let’s just sneak off. I have a really nice bottle of whisky at mine we can finish off." Louis said leaning into Zayn, he sneaked his small hands into the pocket of Zayn’s tight jeans. "Lou I have a job to do," Zayn said, his voice wavering a little as Louis’s fingers start to press tighter into his flesh. Louis pressed his plum lips on Zayn’s neck, scraping his teeth along the edge of his stubble sucking the tender skin. "Zayn, you can just play one of your continues play lists, I know you have them Liam players them when he has parties," Louis wiggles his hips, their crotches rubbing against each other, Zayn lets out a quiet moan but Louis feels it against his lips. "You are so lucky you have that ass or I would have kicked you out the moment you jumped up to my booth," Zayn growls, harshly turning around he quickly presses a few buttons, replacing his laptop with a cd. "Stay here I won’t be long," Zayn collects a few things and shoving them in his bag before he leaves to booth heading for a door that reads staff only. Louis can’t get the smirk of his face as Zayn returns in a leather jacket and sunglasses cover his eyes. "We have to be quick before they notice." Zayn grabbed Louis hands and pulled his quickly though the tight crowd. Before they knew it they were freed to the cold night, a cab waiting for them. .. Back at Louis’ modest flat they were lead across his bed, passing the bottle of whisky back and forth in between making out. Louis had quickly taken them to the bedroom to limit the risk of Zayn spotting any of the bright pink toys and clothes he hadn’t tidied up. When both of them were finally nude, the practically empty bottle was put to one side and Zayn straddled Louis, his throbbing cock dangling brush over Louis’ belly. "are you ready for this?" Zayn softly asks, Louis’ small hands was rubbing up and down his tones chest "Babe I was ready for this the minute I saw you in the club," Zayn came down on his, lips attacking his soft skin, hands exploring every inch of this new found addition of his. Louis Tomlinson. It was amazing to say the least, the most beautiful sex someone could ever have, if sex even could be beautiful. Maybe it was just because Zayn was beautiful. Maybe it was just because Louis was beautiful. It was different, in a special way Zayn didn’t find himself wanting to go home after a one night stand. He found himself wanting to cuddle with the one night stand Louis didn’t find himself begging for the boy to leave, he found himself begging for him to stay right here in his arms. "Are you glad then?" Louis quietly asked as the first signs of morning kicked in. "Glad about what?" Zayn softly asked, His large hands circling patterns on Louis chest. "That I jumped up into your booth, that I made it my mission to get in your pants." Zayn chuckled, nodding his head slowly, his now messy black hair tickling Louis’ face. "Very, I have a feeling though that you might have to jump back into my Dj booth again next Friday night," Louis giggled shaking his head. "Or I could just give you my number. I think it’s your turn now, I made the first move," Louis said, wiggling his toes against Zayn’s surprisingly thin legs. "Well, we will have to see about that," ….. "DADDY! Daddy, daddy, daddy!" The small girl yelled as she pounded through the flat into Lou’s bedroom, kicking of her crocs before jumping onto her father’s bed. "Daddy wake up! Wake up!" She said giggling, she jumped on the closest lump of body. Only to look at the face and scream hysterically. Zayn squinted his eyes open at the deafening scream. "What the fuck?" He asked confused, this made the little girl scream more. "You’re not my daddy," Tears started to poor down her face. Zayn looked next to him to see Louis starting to wake up in Zayn’s arms. His eyes opening wide in shock when he hears the cries. Louis suddenly jumps up in the bed. "Tabby, princess what you doing here?" Louis asks, pulling the small crying girl onto her lap, rocking her like a new born. Zayn stared in shock and confused. Why was that girl calling Lou her daddy, why was she even in this flat. "Daddy who that man?" She asked through tears pointing to Zayn "thought it was you, but not," Louis shhed her rocking her soothingly and pressing kisses on her cheeks. "It’s ok Princess, Daddy’s here. Where’s Auntie Lottie?" Louis asked, Zayn stared in amazement, how Louis had totally just blocked him out, focusing on the girl who seemed to be his daughter. "She, she go shop." Tabby said, more relaxed now. Louis sighed looking across the room to where his clothes were. Louis placed his daughter on the bed and got out, Louis wasn’t bothered about being but naked in situations like this is where his fatherly nature kicks in and he just needs to make sure his daughter is ok. Louis grabs his boxers and t shirt pulling them up. He then collects all the clothes that belonged to Zayn dropped them up the bed. Zayn looked up into his eyes for the first time this morning. "You can leave, I don’t mind. The bathroom is just down the hall," And with that Louis picked up Tabby and left the room. Zayn sat on the bed in shock. What the hell was going on, so Louis had a kid. That was why he never came out clubbing, that was why he rushed him through the house to the bedroom. Zayn was actually amazed because watching Louis just then he could tell he was a good father. Zayn got out of the bed and put on his clothes from last night. In a full length mirror he checked he didn’t look to scruffy. Rubbing his fingers through his hair a couple times and then scrapping them across his face. He quickly made the bed as nicely as he could. Glancing around the room he collected his phone and jacket, on top of a desk he noticed a pad of paper. He quickly snatched a pen and scribbled down his number laying it on the pillow. His eyes now wandered around the room, properly taking it in, not like last night when all he was focused on was the gorgeous man. One thing stood out to him was how many pictures there were, in total 3 pin boards covered in pictures, he noticed the same 4 girls in a few of them. They all looked similar, they must have been family. There was plenty with the lad he came with last night, Liam was it? The cutest out of them all was Louis sat in what looked like a hospital chair and the tiniest baby you have ever seen in his arms, Louis was grinning so much it made the picture shine. In fact that whole pin board was just pictures of his Daughter, he noticed scribbled on the wood in black pen, ‘My Princess Tabby’ There was activity in the flat now, Zayn could hear the voices of a tv and two people talking one he was certain was Louis. He tried to remember what the flat looked like from last night, but nothing came to him except the small hand he had held tightly in his. "Here is goes," With his coat and shoes in hand he tiptoed out of the room, glancing into the first door he saw a very pink room, and on its bed Tabby sat with a laptop on his lap watching some kind of film. Thankfully she was so focused on that Zayn could sneak past before she saw him. Zayn carried on, getting closer to the voices. "Why did you come so early, I was going to text you and then go pick her up and take her to the par. Why did you bring her," Louis whined to the blond girl sat next to him on the sofa, both of them had tea in their hands. "Lou I’m sorry I ruined your one night stand. But she had a rough night and really all she needed was her daddy," The girl said, Louis let out a sigh. He glanced up and saw Zayn in the door way. "Oh Zayn the door is just there," Louis said sadly, pointing towards the black door. "Yeah, I know. But can I speak to you first, real quick?" Zayn asked, trying to sound as confident as he could but right now he was completely out of his comfort zone. The girl looked up and forced a smile. "I’m going to check on Tabs," She got up and brushed past him, leaving Just Louis and Zayn. "Sit down," Louis said gesturing to the now vacant spot next to him "Why haven’t you left?" Louis asked as soon as Zayn sat down next to him. "Lou I couldn’t just leave. I just experienced one of the most confusing mornings ever," He said scratching at his tick stubble. "Zayn I get it. Waking up to find the guy you slept with actually has a kid and she’s screaming and crying because you were on my side, it’s weird confusing and I get that you won’t ever want to see me again. I’m sorry I just walked out on you like that but she is my baby, I had to make sure she was aright." Louis quickly explained. "But I do want to see you again." Zayn quietly says,  looking down at his rough hands. Why was he so nervous? "What? Why?" Louis asked, now he was confused. "This doesn’t change anything from last night, so ye you have a kid I’m not the best with kids but I can work on that. You are still the hot, sexy, gorgeous lad who wanted to shag me so much he climbed up into my DJ booth. You are still the incredibly man you was mind-blowing last night. You are still the guy that it’s my turn to make the move on," Zayn stopped to get closer to Louis "So this is me making my move," Zayn pressed his thinner chapped lips against Louis’ plump ones. It was a all mighty kiss, not like the drunk sloppy ones they shared last night. A proper meaningfully kiss. Louis pulled away sighing, then pressed a firm kiss on Zayn’s lips. "So I have a kid, Tabby," He softly says. "So you have a kid tabby, I have a bearded dragon called Arnie," Louis let out a soft giggle, biting one of his red lips. "Alright, so what happens now?" Louis asks as he watches Zayn get up and put on his coat and shoes. "My number is on the bed, it’s your turn now," Zayn winked, leaning down to give him one last kiss and then left the flat.