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HiyoKu: Hear me out: in an alternative universe where Kuina is still alive, she went to wamo with the strawhats. She's stronger than Zoro so she saves Hiyori from Killer and boom! New ship! Zoro×Hiyori but yuri edition.

Joymu: Two characters who we haven't even seen, two characters who were most likely arch-nemeses 800 years ago but we haven't seen them interacting yet. They were bitter enemies and now it's one-sided eternal pining, Imu keeps Joy Boy's hat (probably) in a freezer even after 800 years apart. Buy stocks in Joymu now, when they're low, because they might rise super high when the Void Century flashback happens!

KataSan:

They both have Terrible Family Trauma that they deal with in different ways + insecurities about being seen as monsters + a chef and a food enjoyer = what's not to love. Also I'm convinced Sanji secretly wants to be carried around in a purse like a little dog and Katakuri is the man who could make it happen.

I like to imagine the what if scenario where sanji is arranged to marry katakuri instead of pudding and the shenanigans that would inevitably ensue.

Princess Polycule: I just think that princess polycule. Their interactions at the reverie were fun I think it would be cute. Strawhats accidental matchmaking.

LoveBug:

Clown/clown. Their both kinda pathetic and tragic and i think they would make each other better and if not i’ll be entertained. They can do each other makeup plus they both as kids were either marine cadet or a pirate apprentice having to grow up too fast. Also its is my dear friend favorite ship fr.

Clowns

They're both clowns with siblings who are more important.

Clown4clown. idk i've just seen this ship a surprising number of times and well i think it's kinda cute. just two silly guys...

Clown4Clown, Idiot4Idiot, listen they are both cringefail loser clowns and I adore them.

Clown4Clown.

Kilguin: Look, the size difference... the big hunky Massacre Soldier and the pathetic cute little Penguin... they've fallen so hard for each other. They are just so in love, I can't help it. + the little ficlet I wrote for the last shipping war. + The one I wrote for this one

KillSan: Just really enjoy the image of them making pasta and talking shit about their captains to each other. I think they'd get along great.