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my life got so much better when i started saying “you forget—or perhaps you do not know—that i am ___.” mina harker you have changed my very soul

“good day, lieutenant vanto” being followed by a rightful internal crash out is my favorite thing ever. it’s so good to have you back eli

love that in the book sophie turned old and was immediately like “well shit i don’t even care anymore. yall won’t recognize me if i stay. imma go and get this situation handled. fuck yall” and then hobbled off into the sunset whilst muttering to herself constantly

i love fantasy books for kids because you get names like quintinius verginix, slyvo spleethe, and twig

friendly reminder that in dragonwatch kendra and seth were literally experiencing The Horrors while warren was there cosplaying jimmy buffett in a bowler shirt, sandals, and cargo shorts

love love love vader sitting there fuming and fantasizing about choking thrawn out while thrawn purposefully patronizes him. this dynamic is peak

reijean……well now this is a new development i will be thoroughly investigating with the scrutiny of an FBI detective

do you think if the culling games sendai colony existed in 2012 that the haikyuu boys would’ve risked life and limb to get to the interhigh qualifier tournament? because i do. they’re that serious about it. i believe hinata and kageyama would’ve bulldozed that city of its sorcerers in the name of volleyball