#sick mf

rubs my hands together like a fly—

VANIDA - depending on her two eras, she has different interests!! ( which tbh, her evil lesbian era still has the same interests it’s just beaten down and locked in a box )

For her Good™️ Lesbian Era: Gardening, Pottery, Sports ( Tennis )

She would’ve thrived in a cottage core era!!! and she would’ve loved to join a tennis club if she wasn’t so busy all the time :/// but gardening is fun and they make fun gifts.

For her Evil™️ Lesbian Era: Jogging, Dancing, Makeup

Almost all her hobbies are things learned from survival’s sake, but…. makeup… it is also a bit of guilty pleasure to try on different palettes and looks in her mirror.

CODY - Cooking, Gaming, ( it has to stimulate his mind, so puzzles, bejeweled, tetris, etc. ), and Video Editing ( he is either making blackmail material OR he is doing the shittiest looking video, like youtube poop level )

His tastes are very idle, and very much self serving, hardly interests that could be enjoyed with someone else or be gifted to someone else. ( except his cooking hobby. but even then he hardly shares with others, and often fakes that he doesn’t know how to cook. will cook ATROCIOUS meals on purpose )

NOEL - Fishing, Sewing, Hiking

Very much hobbies that fit some sort of man in his 30s that lives in the woods, or has kids that he takes on bonding trips that involves strenuous effort. Will do these hobbies with the straightest face ever, looking so serious, before leaving and going “I had a blast. Let’s do this again.”