#siccor

Misheard quotes

Y/n: my name is Richard and I'm sitting in the corner

Sanemi: Oh fuck no KYOJUROOOOOO

Gyomei in the background playing his flute

Y/n: Sitting in the conner playing the recorder

Kyojuro: AHA MAGNIFICENT SONG Y/N I TOO PLAY THE RECORDER

Obanai: SIMPPPPPP

Anya: Says you bitch

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Doma: Oh my~, the uppermoons don't like me very much

Dazi: Me too, chuya got tired of my yapping 😮‍💨

Y/n: I AM HERE TO PROTECT THE FORTH WALL

Allmight: I AM HERE FOR GOTHAM

Batman: ....

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Y/n cat-walking to her mission: Every day is leg day

Gojo: She is right. They tried to put her under cover

Geto: But her legs were just too long

All three of them: EVERY DAY IS LEG DAY

Mitsuri: Smash.

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Rock Lee: I can't get drunk cuz then I'll become like an abusive father

Naruto: You have a father?

Sakura facepalming: What did you think were his parents

Sasuke: Might Guy

Kakashi: I'd say tobi

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Jinshi: Maomao want some honey~~~

Maki: Man with no ball says what

Jinshi: What?

Maomao: Hm, I like her

Tengen n Master jinshi high fiving bc they both tall fuck with nice hair who got em bitches

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Twice: heyyy y/n do you think toga drink her own blood during her cycle

Y/n: How the fuck are you in my house

Twice: You invited me for tea :3

Dabi n shiggy: You mean US

Hawks: Me four

Seven (from scissor seven): I was told someone needed a hair cut :(

Shikimaru: Wait a min u kinda look like me do u got a guy who pees with his dog (kiba)

Seven: Nah, but I got a chicken on serorides

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Y/n: NO he's mine

Sakura: He's mine

Naruto: watcha guys talking bout

Y/n n Sakura: taxes

Naruto: Awe mannn

Sasuke: there talkin bout me aren't they?

Orochimaru: yeah bt u know who else loves you

Sasuke: Hot topic?

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