Sep 11, 2018
If I wing it like a worm, does that make me a butterfly?
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If I wing it like a worm, does that make me a butterfly?
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"Jordie." Lark began. " The people want to know...What is Kaz's full name?"
"Don't tell him I told you, but it's Kazadoodledoo."
I don't understand why my parents allow my 14 year old sister to be alone with her 18 year old boyfriend in our basement with the door shut but if I want to hang out with an 18 year old friend I'm suddenly being watched and I can't be left alone
Keep offering lil bro to watch AHS: Coven together, he says no.
Then he asks what's going on anyway.
two scenes from a saturday afternoon.
we interrupt our regularly scheduled programming to bring you a very special sibling bonding moment.
[scene: taxi, on the way to lunch.] me: so the other day, my students were doing some worksheets in class and I was watching them. then one of them asked me to stop smiling at him. when I asked him why, he said, "when teacher doesn't smile, that means everything is fine. when teacher does smile, it means something evil is about to happen." ian: [snickers] me: [frowns] what is that supposed to mean? am I not allowed to smile? ian: well, it depends what kind of smile it was. show me? me: [smiles] ian: ... me: what?? ian: um...if it was that smile...then yeah. that one makes me feel nervous. me: why?? ian: I don't know...it just makes me feel like something bad is about to happen. [he isn't wrong, because I punch him twice in the arm after that. end scene.]
and now, back to the show.
[scene: my bedroom. mom is showing me some pants that she bought yesterday. they are very comfortable and light, but the patterning is hideous. grandma looks on.] me: can I get a pair? in black? mom: I don't think they had plain black...but they did have other patterns. me: I'll have to see. for me, pants either need to be very plain or very colorful, no in between. mom: [skeptical look] ok... me: I don't like the elastic at the bottom either. grandma: oh, if you don't like that, we can cut it off! mom: they also had shorts at the store, too. same material. grandma: no, they were skirts. mom: no, shorts. grandma: skirts. mom: shorts. grandma: ......skirts. mom: [frustrated] NO, SHORTS. I SAW THE INSIDE. THEY WERE SHORTS. grandma: ...........skirts. me: [dying of laughter] [end scene.]
*lessons learned today: my face apparently scares small children, and grandma-related frustration runs in the family. **later, on the bus, I saw a baby and said, "aw, look, so cuuute. and it's not crying!" to which ian replied: "yeah, it won't, unless you decide to smile at it." so I casually ran my elbow into his ribs when the bus jerked to a stop. oops.
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my brother's too scared of hannibal to take two steps outside when it's dark without holding his mummy's hand yet he still accuses me of being a wimp
