#shtj

like clockwork, begging shiu for it, but also very clear in the fact that he’s ’definitely not gay, okay?’

shiu shakes his head weakly, nodding. ‘yeah, i know’, cig dangling lazily from his lips whilst he pushes himself back in watching toji’s puckering ass swallow every inch

Shiu proposed 4 or 5 times to Toji because Toji keeps selling the ring for cash, and everytime Shiu realizes Toji "lost" it, he buys a new one and proposes again. At some point Shiu notices the pattern and understands that Toji is doing it on purpose, so he yells at him about being a disrespectful and ungrateful brat. But the day after he still buys another ring and brings his boyfriend to a really nice spot to propose once again. He also signs Toji for a really good job so he wouldn't have to sell the ring again. Toji also learns to deal better with his money and his bets now that he's in a serious relationship and he's happier than ever. Yet he still loses the ring, or pretends to. Shiu sighs and scolds him again, only to show up with another ring two weeks later. He knows his boyfriend is an idiot but he loves him anyway, so no matter how many time Toji throws it away for some cash, Shiu will still promise to stay by his side forever.

I was watching ig reels then blacked out next thing I know I'm posting this shit on my ig story whoops

I DONT BUT I WISH I DID 😭😭😭

why am i imagining one of those 2010s undercover buddy cop movies where shiu n his unemployed/suspended for-who-knows-how-long 'buddy' toji (illegally+against their boss's orders) infiltrate a circus or smth to investigate a case (maybe its on sukuna... who can be sure o.o -.- o.o ... also kenjaku mahito jogo hanami dagon choso n eso n kechizu n the other death paintings gotta be there come ONNNNN) cue shtj fuckin around tryna build their personas over drinks- toji says he can be a trapeze artist and shiu wants to call him a fkn idiot except tojis so athletic that despite the guy bein an awful gambler, shiu thinks its a bet he'd rather not take; he still talks toji out of it for the sake of inconspicuousity. So shius a clown and toji is a- "what...? have you ever even tried it before?" he's not sure why he's asking but shiu doesnt have it in him to be surprised at whatever the answer is "nah but it doesnt look that hard- nother thing she said haha" "shut up- why cant you pick something normal??" "if we're doing this i dont wanna be a boringass clown n i dont want shit on my face" (many jokes about creampies will be made) shiu bites his tongue on calling toji a tryhard over the randomest shit "you need a disguise anyway! I already bought us both clown suits" "tsk ill wear it but i dont wanna be a fkn clown" "...so you'd rather try to swallow swords and learn to breathe fire than put some fuckin make up on and juggle some balls? you can even ride a fuckin unicycle!- you know we have to cover your scar anyway right?" "ughhh yea but thats not the same as coating my face in oil! just lemme try the fire n swords thing i found a pretty good video posted by one of the guys in the files-" "you read the files this time?... zenin, do you like circuses?" "...who doesnt like entertainment?" "toji, you cant come in as a big act that's suspicious as fuck; how many times do i have to explain what undercover means-" "how many times do i have to explain that its less suspicious than popping in as some dud with no spunk?? at a fuckin circus, no less!" shiu pinches the bridge of his nose; pretending his migraine is worse than it is because of zenin (even though the man's antics stress his heart more than his brain nowadays- he tells himself its a toss-up really) is the only way he can get toji to sympathize seeing as he could never quite convince him how flawed that 'logic' is "...im trying the fire-breathing anyway" shiu gives a long-suffering sigh as he ushers toji out of his apartment- he doesn't want to explain toji zenin to his insurance company again "of course you are- just... get a unicycle and learn how to juggle by next week" "child's play! hahaha" shiu wont admit the shitty joke has him harmonizing with his partner's chuckles as he shakes his head at tojis stupidly wide back descending the stairs wondering if it might've been an invitation to watch him guzzle gasoline...

Overgrown cat

That's my babygirl

Toji forcing shiu to take a bath with him

And gay

mmmm

ohhh this is also sukuna (ik it's absolutely tearing him up inside to not make fun of his favorite slutty dog)