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mom letting me gush and decode phineas and ferb for her and its essence as a physical safe space for its characters to grow without having to face adulthood yet. how we can struggle to believe the truth that we are loved, but that doesn't mean we ruin that love by doubting it sometimes. how offering that love creates the conditions we need to grow and learn.
Phineas and Ferb anon again. Like I have so much respect for the creators and their HUGE brains. There's so much groundbreaking experimentation with form and concept in individual episodes. Even episodes I'm not sure if I like, I have mad respect for. Like the Stone Age episode where they all speak in gibberish but rely on the audience's familiarity with the episode formula and fourth wall breaks to convey story. Talented ,innovative showstopping, never been done before etc.
GROUNDBREAKING IS RIGHT. I love their live-action inserts in that ep. Iâve said often that Phineas and Ferb is like a mix of Community and Seinfeld in terms of brilliant writing and structure. It just gets what makes television work and uses that to build out the humor. All their AU eps are so fantastic.Â
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An amazing short documentary on the Dwampyverse, featuring examples from Dirk Gentlyâs Holistic Detective Agency to explain the nature of the Mysterious Force and how it works to explain the meta-logic of Phineas and Ferb and Milo Murphyâs Law, âas if blundersome evil and chaotic fun somehow manage to cancel each other out.â It also argues -- brilliantly -- that itâs hard to appreciate just how amazing both shows are without watching them both. How they tackle similar themes so differently tells you so much about the characters and how much they are shaped by their environments -- and how the writing is shaped by the demands of each. And BONUS BONUS BONUS: why Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best animated character of all time.
The Evolution of Heinz Doofenshmirtz; or Why Perryshmirtz Angst Makes the World Go âRound
4,398 words of meta, spoilers through S2E6 âSick Dayâ of Milo Murphyâs Law
âWell, I don't even need you anymore! Yeah, I've got an even better best friend. He's a really good listener; he even put up with me going on about how great you were! Ha! It's clear to me now that my real best friend is Perry the Platypus.â
âThe Chronicles of Meap,â Phineas and Ferb
When we first meet Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, he is a lonely, frustrated, bitter divorcee and evil scientist whose primary social interaction comes through daily fights with a secret agent who is trying to prevent him from fulfilling his dream of ruling the tri-state area. Perry the Platypus is OWCAâs best agent, relegated to thwarting Doofenshmirtzâs petty schemes and preventing any harm from coming to himself, Doofenshmirtz, or the city at large when Doofenshmirtzâs inventions inevitably backfire. At times throughout the series, Perry is temporarily reassigned to more high-level threats (The Regurgitator, âOh, There You Are Perry,â Phineas and Ferb), but a combination of Doofenshmirtzâs creativity and the volatile tragedy of his past makes him a big question mark for OWCA, and so Perry is tasked with keeping up the status quo and making sure Doofenshmirtz continues to fail, on the off-chance he could do real harm.
OWCAâs fears are justified, as we see in multiple alternate timelines and alternate dimensions. When Candace messes with the timeline in âPhineas and Ferbâs Quantum Boogaloo,â one of Doofenshmirtzâs inventions puts Perry in a full body cast on the first day of summer, creating a new future where Doofenshmirtz has turned the tri-state area into a dystopian hellscape. In âAcross the 2nd Dimension,â a crueler version of Doofenshmirtz has enacted a similar plan and managed to neutralize Perry as a threat by converting him to his cause. The equilibrium of Danville is very, very delicate, and it seems that the safest way to protect it is to keep Doofenshmirtz âbusyâ with minor problems that give him an outlet for his frustrations that are still easy for Perry to âresetâ by the end of the day. Perry breaks Doofenshmirtzâs machines, or Doofenshmirtz breaks them himself, and they start over again the next day, no better or worse.
Phineas and Ferb takes on the challenge of creating interesting character development within its very fixed, episodic structure, and the relationship between Doofenshmirtz and Perry is the best, most dramatic example of how, even with the status quo of their battles carefully maintained, the personal changes in their relationship have huge, lasting consequences on the universe--and, of course, on each other. In broad strokes, Doofenshmirtz flourishes under anyoneâs daily attention, starved as he has been for affection of any kind, but Perry in particular provides a patient, steady presence that wonât disappear--after all, itâs literally his job to listen. On the other hand, Perry is used to keeping a tight rein on his emotions; he values professionalism above all and has to be able to maintain his composure around his family, his boss, and his nemesis. But Doofenshmirtz gives so much emotion that itâs hard to keep a cool distance, and Perry learns to open up a bit and does more to assure Doofenshmirtz of his fondness for him than simply showing up every day.Â
But even within that broad development, we still get major hitches in their relationship that tell us a lot about them as characters and the flaws they bring to any friendship or relationship they could develop. These flaws bring real stakes and heartaches to their rivalry, and I want to quickly go through their major fights and how those echoes have kept reverberating through Dan and Swampyâs newest show, Milo Murphyâs Law, which moves multiple characters out of the insular episodes of Phineas and Ferb and forces them into a world with more lasting consequences.
âItâs About Time,â Phineas and FerbÂ
In this early episode, Doofenshmirtz steps out on Perry and starts fighting someone new (Peter the Panda). (This also happens to be the first episode where the time machine, which figures heavily in the lore of Milo Murphyâs Law, appears, which is a great little parallel.) This is also likely the first time that Perry realizes how much he values his time with Doofenshmirtz. When Perry finds out that Doofenshmirtz is not only swapping out nemeses but trying to hide it from Perry, heâs devastated. In this case, Perry has done nothing wrong, and it blindsides him to think that there is anything about their relationship that Doofenshmirtz isnât satisfied with. Perry spends most of the episode wandering around in a teary-eyed stupor and quits his job rather than contemplate the idea of fighting someone else. Doofenshmirtz backtracks a bit and implies that it was all part of an elaborate plan to trap Perry, and that he didnât realize the long con would hurt Perry in the wrong way. Doofenshmirtz recommits to Perry, and itâs the first time the two of them have been open about how much fighting each other really means to them. They both made the mistake of taking it for granted, and the sudden chasm of emotion that opens up between them when that routine gets upset is shocking to them both.
âRoad to Danville,â Phineas and Ferb
I could unpack âRoad to Danvilleâ all day (and have), but this episode draws out a couple of key points in the dynamic of their relationship.Â
1.) Perryâs lack of communication bugs Doofenshmirtz, who is needy enough to really want constant reassurance and is unnerved when Perry prefers to shut down instead of really expressing whatâs bothering him. By now, Doofenshmirtz is excellent at reading Perryâs silences and can tell when heâs actually getting the cold shoulder as opposed to Perryâs usual quiet snark. Their relationship is big enough now that Doofenshmirtz wants to hear it, and when Perry withdraws further than usual into silence, itâs a sign that something is very, very wrong. It no longer feels like enough to know that Perry will never fail to show up for him; Doofenshmirtz wants to know that Perry wants to be there, and if he has a hard time getting that from Perry, he turns on his frustration and makes it personal in a way their fights usually arenât.
2.) Doofenshmirtzâs recklessness and tendency to let his emotions drive him bugs Perry, especially when Doofenshmirtz doesnât take responsibility for the mistakes he stumbles into. The episode kicks off with Doofenshmirtz ignoring Perryâs warnings and accidentally transporting them into the middle of nowhere, without an easy way home. Itâs Perryâs job to prevent this kind of stuff from happening, and it reinforces the idea to Perry that things only go well when heâs in control. Perry has a hard time relinquishing his perfectionism when it comes to just about every aspect of his life, and itâs usually because heâs learned that any misstep could have really horrible consequences (his host family learning about his secret identity, thus forcing him to leave them forever), and Doofenshmirtzâs panicky, shoot-from-the-hip style of problem-solving absolutely freaks Perry out when heâs not in a position to manage and control it.Â
Their fundamental differences become sharper and more stressful when theyâre not running on a script, comfortable in their routine, and all their pent-up frustrations with each other come out. This leads to Doofenshmirtz explicitly blaming Perry for things going wrong for him. He says Perry is the only thing thatâs been holding him back for years, that if Perry would just leave him alone and let him try, then heâd be a lot better off. Perry points the finger back at him, making it clear that Doofenshmirtz is responsible for his own troubles and that he needs someone like Perry just to be there to clean up the mess, something Perry is clearly sick of doing at the moment. Another big theme in âRoad to Danvilleâ is that Perryâs distance makes Doofenshmirtz feel isolated--he wants Perry to trust him to go it alone, but he also wants Perry to help. Doofenshmirtz is the one who comes up with ideas, and Perry just shoots them down. Itâs an untenable dynamic, and Perry is the first to realize that he has been too hard on Doofenshmirtz and immediately goes to get him some water, but by then, Doofenshmirtz has picked up his wounded pride and gone on without him.
In this episode, Doofenshmirtz clearly wants to stand on his own two feet, if only to prove to Perry that he can. Itâs his inferiority complex coming out in full force, an acknowledgement that everything he does is an attempt to be recognized as someone competent and important. But Doofenshmirtzâs brilliance and stubbornness never seems to turn into success for him. He canât even manage to get a bus ticket on his own, which leads into the episodeâs most gut-wrenching moment, when Doofenshmirtz breaks down, sobbing out âIâm a failure! Iâm a failure!â over and over, as if the weight of every backstory is crashing down on him all at once. Nothing has ever gone right for him, and he seems incapable of even fixing his own mistakes (i.e., returning to the status quo is impossible for him to achieve on his own; it feels instead as if he just ends up digging himself into a deeper hole). If he cannot achieve anything, then why should Perry like him at all?Â
And, of course, itâs at that very moment that Perry swoops in, bus tickets in hand, extending an apology. No matter what we do, no matter how we fight, Iâm here.
âOh, Perry the Platypus, you're a mensch! I know I can be testy and unpleasant. I know I tend to ramble on and on--to be fair, the burden of conversation is kinda all on me in our relationship. And I know that I haven't always given you the respect you deserve. Anyway. I want you to know that you are appreciated, Perry the Platypus. You. Are. Appreciated.â
When they get back to Danville, the episode ends on a note of almost-perfect balance. Both have hurt each other; both have apologized; both have taken concrete actions to make the other feel valued and understood. Even the whole pointing fingers at each other has come back around--instead of âthis is your faultâ it means âI trust youâ or âyou can do this.â I may be tearing up right now, but thatâs the power of this episode. It says just about everything you need to know about not only why these two care for each other, but how they express it.
But how they express themselves without the other one around is also important. Without Doofenshmirtz right next to him, Perry breaks and is moved to do something kind, because Doofenshmirtz has shown him that wearing his heart on his sleeve isnât always a bad thing. Without Perry there, Doofenshmirtz breaks down and admits he feels like a failure. And whatâs great about this scene is that heâs right. He wouldnât admit failure for most of the episode because, as we see, itâs hard for him to accept failure without it becoming really, really personal. If he fails at one thing, heâs ruined. With Perry, he is better able to accept that his self-worth isnât directly tied into his success/failure rate because at least Perry will stick with him.
This is what we call foreshadowing.
âMeapless in Seattleâ / âSidetrackedâ / âLost in Danvilleâ
They hit another rocky patch when it turns out Doofenshmirtz developed more feelings for Peter than he really let on and is continuing their dalliance months later. Perry has a more muted response this time. Heâs much more secure in their relationship now and isnât devastated -- heâs just angry and disappointed. But Perryâs protectiveness when it comes to Doofenshmirtz overrides any rejection he feels, and he and Peter work together to save Doofenshmirtz from a bigger threat. Peter and Perry patch things up, and that seems to be the end of it. When Peter shows up again, Doofenshmirtz either ignores him or takes the time to make sure Peterâs spending quality time with his nemesis, because now Doofenshmirtz is in a stable enough place where he can advise Peter and Mystery on the importance of communication. Again, when Mystery kidnaps Doofenshmirtz to get back at him for âstealingâ Peter, Perry is mostly worried about making sure Doofenshmirtz is okay and enlists Peterâs help without much of a second thought.
On a separate occasion (âSidetrackedâ), Perry is forced to team up with another agent, which makes Doofenshmirtz very slightly jealous. Doofenshmirtz idly comments,Â
âThis is why I'd rather not make friends, they find someone else, and bam! You're alone.â
So while the immediate danger of the love quadrangle is muted, Doofenshmirtz, more than Perry, still worries about being abandoned. He often acts on his most deep-seated fear before he can get hurt by someone else. Heâll leave, heâll find someone else, or heâll choose to be alone rather than live with the uncertainty that Perry might wise up and leave him first. Perry can reassure him, but the anxiety is still there.
In spite of that glimpse into Doofenshmirtzâs still-unresolved fears, the episode ends with Peter showing up, and Doofenshmirtz and Perryâs relationship seems like it couldnât be in a better place. They exchange the most pure, wordless endearments possible, and they are just so comfortable and settled, Iâm going to die.
âFatherâs Dayâ
This isnât a fight, but I just want to mention it. Doofenshmirtz calls Perry âhis rockâ and âthe one relationship in my life that has worked out.â With Perry behind him, Doofenshmirtz can do anything, even confront his abusive, emotionally withholding father.Â
âThe OWCA Filesâ
âThe OWCA Files,â a special that came out after Phineas and Ferb officially ended, falls into a âsoft canonâ label. Itâs not clear exactly when it takes place, and due to time travel shenanigans, it could be merely a possible future for the characters. The âfutureâ episodes of Phineas and Ferb are all in a state of semi-flux, as the events of Milo Murphyâs Law have made at least slight alterations to any futures weâve already seen. Regardless, âThe OWCA Filesâ tells us a lot about how the differences between Doofenshmirtz and Perry are perennial, and no matter how committed they are to one another, they will still run into major conflict.Â
âThe OWCA Filesâ is another example of what happens when Perry is forcibly taken out of his comfort zone and asked to control an uncontrollable situation, and also how Doofenshmirtz reacts when he has to rely on someone besides Perry. Itâs rough for both of them, but Perry has a much harder time adjusting to the new normal. Heâs not a team player at the best of times, and weâve already seen him butt heads with just about every agent heâs teamed up with--Lyla, Peter, Agent Double O-O. So when heâs forced to work with Doofenshmirtz, not against him, on a professional basis, it really throws their personal dynamic out of whack. With Doofenshmirtz constantly stepping into volatile situations without thinking, itâs too much for Perry. Itâs the same reason he lashed out at Doofenshmirtz in âRoad to Danville,â only this time, thereâs no easy way to back out or let Doofenshmirtz do his own thing. Doofenshmirtz has to listen to him, and he wonât, and heâs bad at this, and Perryâs the only responsible one of the whole team, and it hits his absolute last nerve. He basically tells Doofenshmirtz to just sit on the sidelines. This feeds into Doofenshmirtzâs greatest fear, that heâs really, truly not good enough and that Perry only tolerates him because he has to, or because heâs just too polite to say no. But in the episode, Doofenshmirtz doesnât dwell on it too much--thereâs enough professional distance here that he realizes heâs trying to master in one day what Perry has spent his life perfecting. And itâs not just Doofenshmirtz--the whole team is straining Perryâs abilities, but they come together in a way that utilizes all their strengths and shows Perry that he really doesnât always know best. Getting Perry to let go of that perfectionism in his actual job is a herculean task, and it shows that, like Doofenshmirtz, Perry puts a lot of his self-worth into how well he can perform. A lot of his sense of self is tied up in being the protector; he values the people heâs fighting for so much that he wonât let them make mistakes or take on anything on their own, not when he can do a better job at keeping them safe. Without knowing it, Perry can be stifling.Â
More foreshadowing!
âSick Dayâ
In Milo Murphyâs Law, Doofenshmirtz turns out to be the future inventor of time travel (the timeline suggests he would have invented it two years after âAct Your Ageâ without interference). For plot reasons, the Milo crew have to find Doofenshmirtz 12 years before he invents time travel to try to get the technology jumpstarted, so they can unstrand themselves and fix the future. In the process, Doofenshmirtz loses his penthouse lair and ends up staying with the Murphys while waiting on himself to invent time travel. Throughout season 2, Doofenshmirtz makes a concentrated effort to become a better person. Of course, he seemed to swear off evil in the finale of Phineas and Ferb, but now, for the first time, heâs having to imagine what comes next and what it will take to become this legendary inventor. Itâs a lot, and Doofenshmirtz doesnât have many tools at his disposal that can boost his confidence. But he tries. With the help of Miloâs bruisingly optimistic philosophy, Doofenshmirtz slowly learns that he can do good with his inventions, even when heâs as klutzy and prone to disaster as Milo. Itâs a revelation that has taken him a long, long time to believe, and itâs still a fragile kind of self-esteem thatâs pushing him along.
In âSick Day,â and in âThe Ticking Clock,â we learn that OWCA has no idea how to deal with Doofenshmirtzâs new stated goal. Heâs far too accident-prone and far too brilliant to let loose, so Perry is officially tasked with keeping an eye on him and making sure he doesnât inadvertently hurt anyone. As Perry agrees with this assessment, he accepts.
In âSick Day,â Perry goes around sabotaging Doofenshmirtzâs machines as he tries to superhero his way around the city, hiding his efforts from Doofenshmirtz. Itâs the first time Perry has hidden something from him, but because theyâre both technically on the same âteamâ now, itâs a lot harder to justify working against him.
When Doofenshmirtz finds out, heâs crushed.
âWait a minute, Perry the Platypus, are you working right now? But we were saving the city together, one good deed at a time, we were pals, we were ... I thought ... I thought you were my friend, Perry the Platypus, but youâre not. Youâre ... youâre my babysitter. Thatâs it, Perry the Platypus, we are through! I mean, I know weâve had our rough patches before, and everyone does, but this time ... you hurt me, Perry the Platypus! You hurt me!â
And it really is the first time that Doofenshmirtz didnât share at least some of the blame for causing pain in their relationship. But here, all of his worst fears, which have come up again and again in the series, seem absolutely confirmed. Perry is now literally holding him back, sabotaging Doofenshmirtzâs good faith efforts to try to do something good for the world. Arguably this is the only time in Doofenshmirtzâs life that he hasnât subconsciously self-sabotaged, baking failure into the overall plan. He wants it to work. Heâs addressed some of the personal problems that have always come up: the fact that he has a âHeinzâ Lawâ in effect, the fact that he doesnât tend to think things through very well, the fact that heâs scared about living up to a frighteningly competent future self. Doofenshmirtz has taken off his training wheels, and he wants to take these steps on his own. Itâs his direction, not following Perryâs orders or shielding himself from pain. Heâs made himself very, very vulnerable as he tries new things, and the one person that he thought would support him, the one person he thought wanted this for him all along, is undermining him. Perry doesnât trust him. And thereâs another sneaking fear buried under that. Doofenshmirtz thought they were simply hanging out, enjoying being together. To know that his greatest dream of working with Perry is also something Perry sees as an obligation? No. Unthinkable.
Perry would never, never do this to purposefully hurt Doofenshmirtz. He just wants to keep him safe. He wants to be there to support him, but not if it means Doofenshmirtzâs enthusiasm gets him killed. Itâs always been Perryâs job to mitigate the potential harm to Doofenshmirtz and others, but it takes on wildly different dimensions when the end goal is something good. And it seems that no one, not even the people Doofenshmirtz thought he could count on for support, trusts that he can do this. And when heâs starting to take these first steps toward genuinely becoming a better person, that lack of confidence he feels from his best friend is shattering. The fact that he has enough backbone to tell Perry how deeply heâs been hurt and how he canât afford to be around someone who doesnât believe in him speaks volumes about how far Doofenshmirtz has come. When he has broken up with Perry before, it was always a defensive maneuver, pulling the plug before Perry had a chance to hurt him. Perry has always been the one who fought to stay with him, to remind him of how much he admires him. But right now, Doofenshmirtz canât even trust that side of Perry. Doofenshmirtz wonât dull his dreams for Perry. He wonât settle for less. He wonât be pitied. Heâs here to matter. For the first time in his life, he feels thatâs within reach. And Perry wasnât there for him in the way he needed.
Perry knows how much this hurts. Heâs been there, feeling like heâs not enough for the person who matters most to him. Only, he didnât know how much Doofenshmirtz wanted this, how much of an identity crisis Doofenshmirtz is going through. But Perry has made a mistake, for once, that he doesnât know how to fix, or how to put back together. Itâs heartbreaking from both ends.Â
But this arc shows how Phineas and Ferb and Milo Murphyâs Law have both used their structures to push their characters; the shows actively put pressure on them simply by forcing the characters to operate in a new environment. In Milo Murphyâs Law, unlike in Phineas and Ferb, thereâs no longer a safe routine to fall back on. Doofenshmirtzâs home is in ruins, heâs no longer directly opposed to OWCA, so thereâs no reason for Perry to see him every day, which led to Doofenshmirtz thinking he must only be there out of friendship. Doofenshmirtz doesnât even want to be evil anymore, so the old outlets for his frustration arenât here. So where does that leave him? What do two nemeses do when theyâre no longer allowed to be nemeses?
Where Phineas and Ferb emphasizes creation, construction, making the most out of every day, Milo Murphyâs Law explicitly divorces positivity and optimism from productivity and success. Doing things or doing things right is not the precursor to a happy life; instead, itâs about how to respond well to failure. Milo Murphyâs Law asks, âSay you do fail and canât fix it -- what next?â With a show structure that doesnât reset at the end of every episode, Milo Murphyâs Law forces us to linger in unresolved tension and experience the world the way Milo does (itâs my world, and weâre all living in it), something thatâs a whole lot messier and less stable than the even-keel balance of Phineas and Ferbâs world. The second show is about picking yourself up again and again after youâve fallen on your face a dozen, a hundred, a thousand times, Itâs reckoning with the certainty that the baggage of your failures will keep piling up every time, but that you, somehow, canât let that affect you.Â
If anyone, anywhere, needs to hear that lesson, itâs Heinz Doofenshmirtz. His job in inventing time travel is to make the kind of successful, world-warping invention that falls into place for Phineas and Ferb in an environment that hasnât been graced with their luck-defying gravity. Itâs impossible, potentially soul-crushing, and âjust a lot of pressure,â but heâs going to do it. Heâs got to. The prospect of doing that without any of the support systems heâs used to must be terrifying, but how else can he prove to himself that he is strong enough on his own to decide who he will be? Perry cannot put it all back together for him, and more importantly, Doofenshmirtz doesnât want him to, not when itâs something this important and personal to him, not when it really, really matters. Going all the way back to âRoad to Danville,â Doofenshmirtz is pleading to Perry: âJust let me try.â Doofenshmirtz needs to finally start believing in himself, and when he does, Perry will believe in him, too (he does already, just not in the way Doofenshmirtz needed at that moment). If we break the Phineas and Ferb characters out of their hermetically sealed universe, in which all consequences seem to balance each other out, does their optimism still hold? It does! But Doofenshmirtz is finding a way to exist in both worlds, to take his own halting, dangerous steps into an unknown world without a safety net, and the strategies he uncovers to help him fail and live through it, to see himself failing without being a failure, is going to make him stronger. And those steps are enough to draw Perry further out of his shell, too, to rely not on comfortable routines but to go with someone else on a brand-new adventure. To experience something instead of controlling it. To build instead of destroy. To move forward instead of staying stuck. Itâs absolutely beautiful to see, and these two are going to keep making each other better people forever. Bet! On! It!
Televisionâespecially comedic television; especially comedic animated televisionâworks off of formulas. The lazier shows, seeing their formula as a kind of Sun, bright and immutable, will let themselves be entranced by the shine, standing still so long they eventually bake themselves into staleness. The great ones, though, aware of the Sunâs movement in the sky, are in constant chase, using those formulas to identify their own strongest elements and nimbly iterate in new and creative ways as the seasons progress.
Disneyâs Phineas and Ferb ... was one of the great ones from the very start.
When Milo Murphyâs Law Meets Phineas and Ferb, Anything That Can Go Right, Does (X)