#shotposting

Sonic: also in unrelated news our good friend Wade recently found an alien hedgehog he’ll be taking care of

GUN Commander: …how stupid do you think I am?

Duke: what’s with the short nails chandler?

Mac: yeah you always say long nails show how dominant you are, why did you get rid of them?

Veronica drinking a big gulp: yea heather, your nails are looking a little short there, but I’m more concerned with that hickey on your neck, looks like you were attacked by an animal

Chandler blushing but not backing down: yes she did attack me, she was like a bitch in heat.

Veronica stepping closer: maybe she was trying to get you to behave yourself, I saw you try and sit down earlier in English, I’m guessing she spanked you, looks like she’ll have to do it again your still acting like a megabitch

Chandler: How dare you think you have control over me, I’m above you in every way, your just the newbie to our group, still a nobody

*folding her arms and smiling thinking she’s won*

Veronica grabbing her neck and squeezing smiling when she heard Heather moan: awh is the little brat trying to show off in front of her friends, that’ll cost you later, maybe the collar will make you submissive

Mac:..........wait, you like girls heather?

Duke rolling her eyes: as a lesbian yourself I’m really surprised it took you this long

Mac: your gay too!

Duke: I know, we’re girlfriends macki. *pointing to the girls practically pressed up against the wall together* I don’t know what they are though

Mac: should we leave?

Duke: kinda wanna see how this plays out

Chandler and Veronica: GeT OuT HeAtHeRs