-discovering Shost through social media

-realizing you spelled “Zhdanovshchina” wrong for a long time

-Testimony. I will not elaborate

-Soviet Union/communism interest phase at some point in time

-learning Russian (or at least attempting to) for the sake of Shostakovich

-Ivan Sollertinsky

-Muddle Instead of Music.

-Having a crush on Shostakovich or at least finding him attractive at some point in time (please tell me I’m not the only one)

-Crying to his music

-Crying learning about his life

-Suite for Variety Orchestra, NOT Jazz Suite 2

-Zhdanovshchina.

-The New York Waldorf Astoria incident.

-Cats!!

-Realizing a lot of what you knew about Shostakovich is either debatable or straight up not true

-Crying over his death

-Caring more about politics because of Shostakovich

-Shostakovich genuinely helping you through life

-Scouring the internet for the sake of looking for Shostakovich media

-Making edits of Shost..(we all did this right? Right??)

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For all the non shostakovich-pilled people following me

I'm sorry for the horrors you witness on this blog

Unfunny memes that already sucked all the way back to 2016 and old ass boomers still think it's funny and that youngsters will absolutely lose their shit because of how supposedly funny this totally not overused and unfunny old people meme is!!!!!!!