#shoprite

tfw your proud of a middle aged man you've interacted with once

I'm at work rn but it's snowing outside, this is literally transphobia

hey am I allowed to flame ShopRite on here. Bc yesterday I was shopping with my parents and I wanted a bottled Starbucks vanilla Frappuccino but there was white stuff in it. And my dad noticed it and was like “hey…you should go put this back bc this means that the milk expired.” Mind you the expiry date was for like may 2026. Oh and we checked all the bottles of every flavor and all of them had that white stuff in it. My mom even cut her hand bc there was glass sticking out of the bottle and it cut her palm. Ok it was a tiny piece of glass and it technically pricked her but STILL THERE WAS BLOOD. So uh yeah. I love ranting💝💝💝

*taps mic* And uh *mic feedback* *clears throat* ...Again....that last post will seem like a complaint, but it wasn't one, you. It was my way of expressing actual, sincere gratitude, but meeee lettin' meSELF laugh at the idea of gratitude posts. I can do that because too many people post stupid ass grat posts to SEEEEEEM ....uh...."kind"....(RIP to the word 'kind.' OH, and to the word 'literally,' while I'm at it. Shit, GOTTA get my french fry dissertation done.) So you all will just have to accept moi for moi. Wore my readers to type this sheet.