#shoestep

10point--The Fortune Teller (White Motorcycle Helmet)

ME:

i would rather be making dubstep

or shoegaze

OMG HOLY FUCKING SHIT

SHOESTEP

SHOEGAZE+DUBSTEP

im a genius

HER:

thats fine i just dont ever want to see "occupation: DJ" next to your name, or else i will hurt you. physically. 

shoe-step

what a stoner epiphany

ME:

i'm not high

but thats fucking amazing

HER:

i know

uh

ME:

shoe step

next dude i meet in brooklyn i am gonna ask him if he wants to play in my shoe-step band

HER:

ok it is pretty funny

it makes me think of tap dancing

ME:

watch the persons head spin around

HER:

its such a gay name for something

ME:

i know thats why its so good

because it is its own little pun

HER:

i got that hahah

shoe-step

whats shoegaze

ME:

neon indian, animal collective

HER:

oh

fart noises?

ME:

ambient electronic stuff that causes hipsters to put the hands in the pockets of their skinny jeans at shows and stare at their shoes

HER:

hence the name

how "clever"

ME:

it came from the terrible collision of emo music and ambient/artcore electronic music

HER:

ohh

ME:

think death cab and thievery corporation had a baby