#shittyattorney

Ship: Phoenix (shittyattorney) X Feenie (askcollegefeenie)

- Who would be the big spoon?

Phoenix of course. 

- Who would wake up first?

Out of the two, probably Feenie. He's still got some college courses he has to take and he's kind of like me where he tends to wake up early no matter what. Stays up late? Nope. Still up at about 7-8 in the morning. Phoenix will occasionally wake up early with him for upcoming trials, but he usually waits in bed until Feenie gets up.

- Do they have nicknames for each other?

Phoenix calls him "Feen" and "kiddo." Feenie doesn't really call Phoenix by a nickname but he has teased him with "dear" a few times.

- What happened when they met each other’s parents?

F E A R

- How do they apologize after an argument?

Phoenix tends to confront Feenie after an argument after they've had a few moments to cool down. Once he gets Feenie to sit down in front of them, they talk it out and eventually have an understanding with each other. After that, they hug it out and apologize and things settle down back to normal.

- What would they be like as parents?

Feenie would be the happy motherly figure while Phoenix is the pushover dad though he tries to hold his authority. 

- Who is the better cook?

Feenie. He's had to cook a bit on his own even before starting college and tends to look up recipes and better ways to cook when he has some free time.

- Who is more romantic?

Phoenix. Feenie's gradually getting better but Phoenix has this way of making him completely flustered, even over the little things he does.

- What sort of gifts do they get for each other?

Phoenix tends to give Feenie sweets and candy. They always cheer Feenie up on a bad day and it always means more when Phoenix gets them just for him. He's currently saving up to buy Feenie more lingerie... Feenie's on a bit of a tighter budget with college being his main priority, but he's still putting money aside so he can get Phoenix something special. Though Feenie does sometimes surprise Phoenix by wearing his lingerie under his clothes when Phoenix gets home so that counts as a gift~

- Who gets jealous easiest?

Phoenix. Feenie doesn't usually get jealous. He tends to sulk and keep quiet.

- Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas?

Mostly Feenie. He'll put up decorations and make the food while Phoenix is excited to spend it with Feenie.

- Who is the most adventurous?

Phoenix. Feen's still got a lot to learn.

- Who is the most protective?

Definitely Phoenix. 

- What would they have been like as childhood sweethearts?

They both would've been a lot happier, with a lot more cute lovey-dovey stuff and probably a bit more PDAs~

- *BONUS: Song to sum them up?*

"Enchanted" - Owl City cover

 Do I ship it?

No that's what's going on. I'm not even cishet, these people are just supporting insulting cishets and men and such and I'm trying to prove my point to them.

// Happy Fathers Days to all Phoenixs out there! Happy Fathers to all in general. You guys keep being awesome! May all your children and Trucys love you as much as she do with her Daddy!

Now that you've found me, My whole world is brighter
 Now that you've touched me My steps are much lighter
 All of this world could decide To fall inward And you would still linger Something has brought us together Unspoken Feigning reality, friendship, and wisdom I will defend you I'll keep you beside me That's how I'll repay all the kindness you've shown Now that you've found me I've stumbled through fire Now that you've touched me I've bloomed like a flower Now that you're with me I no longer cower in silence, hiding I'm fighting for you

This man was nervous, that she could see, but was he scared too? He was shaking and stammering too much for her to read him properly. As he struggled to speak, she sat there in her bed just observing him. He looked like Papa but there were many differences. That scar on his neck, the way he was uncertain about himself, even his hair though the biggest difference would have to be his eyes. While her father’s eyes were a strong and stern greyish blue, his was a pinkish colour.

It took her a while to realize that he asked her a question. Quietly replaying what he said in her head, she nodded to him. “I’m doing well.” She told him, giving the young man a smile. “I would have to say you’re correct, mister. I don’t remember you but you do look like someone I would know.” Like her father, she thought.