#shitty title

Pairing: Adrian Chase x gn!reader

Summary: you try to make Adrian laugh with a horrible british accent, but you get stunned by his answer;or where Adrian has a perfect english accent.

Warnings: small little mention to smut, this is my first fanfic in english. ALSO english isn’t my first language so i apologize for any mistakes

author’s note: this fanfic appeared after james gunn tweeted saying no one knew freddie was british on the set, so here we go. 

You and Adrian Chase were sitting down on the hospital waiting’s room, avoiding eye contact. Chris Smith,  AKA Peacemaker was hit pretty hard by an explosion during a mission and Murn had put you to take care of your boyfriend Adrian and Peacemaker (to Emilia Harcout’s amusement). Doctors came in earlier saying he was gonna be okay but he needed to stay under observation for a few more hours.

You offered Adrian something to drink or eat but he didn’t accept it, not until he could see Peacemaker and make sure he was okay to which you rolled eyes. Your boyfriend was upset with you for risking your life to save the whole world and making Peacemaker get all the blast to protect you.

“We are gonna need to talk eventually. You can’t be mad at me the whole day.”

Adrian adjusted himself on his seat, still looking fixated to the TV. Was he really gonna stay with pouty lips the whole day? Seriously? You snorted, glancing at the TV and noticing The Great British Bake Off was passing. 

“Oh, I love this tv show!” you exclaimed, turning to his side “They are so nice, completely different from Masterchef!” 

Adrian didn’t answer but you could feel he staring at you at the corner of his eyes. You cleared your throat and said on your worst attempt of a british accent.

“Your brownie isn’t so fluffy, but the taste is marvelous. That’s a pity. More tea, anyone?” you gesture as you were serving an invisible tea from a tea kettle.

“Your attempt of making british accent is horrendous, darling” a perfect british male and deep voice answered you.

You turned you face shocked towards Adrian. He was looking at you, a semi smile on his lips. He looked proud of himself, watching amused you look around for the source of the voice.

“I am sorry, but who just spoke in this perfect british accent just now?”

“Me, darling.” he continue on that same tone.

Your boyfriend could speak like that and you were just knowing that now because?

“I didn’t know you could speak like that.”

“Like what?”

“Like a royal prince or something.”

“Oh darling” he said, taking his glasses off. His eyes going a darker version of green “There are a lot of things you don’t know about me.”

You gulped, excited. Before you could say anything, Peacemaker appeared from the hospital emergency’s door wearing an open hospital gown, his bare ass out on view and two doctors behind him. You got up but not before turning to Adrian who had a pretentious smirk on his face. Oh, you were gonna make that smile disappear later. Between your legs.

“We are solving this later, Mr. Chase.”

I have had clients do this before and won their cases. It is an idea that is very out there but it works. With you two together, the chances are higher and there is no way the judge would be against your favor. You don’t have to decide now what you want to do but the clock is ticking. Let me know what you decide. 

After the lawyer exited the conference room, Marcus turned to look at Sofia. It was a huge step. One that he hadn’t thought about before and he was sure Sofia hadn’t thought about either. Marcus loved both Sofia and Manny and he’d do anything to help them, but he also didn’t want to push for something that Sofia wasn’t on board with. “It’s crazy to even think about it, right?” They could play the part. They had been friends for so long now that they could sell it. Marcus was actively involved in Manny’s life that no one would think it was weird, except maybe his family. Something so sudden like that this wasn’t like Marcus and there would be a lot of convincing to do. “What do you think about it?”

Kat curled up in bed completely covered in the blankets. She practically growled at anyone who tried to get her to get up.

Andrew went searching the bunker for his dad, knowing that he would positively be the only one that could get his mother out of bed. "Dad! Mom's acting odd! She's curled up in a ball in bed!"

Sitting alone at a table for two at a cafe, Jade was starting to feel as though trying to date just wasn’t worth it. She’d been trying everything - Tinder, blind dates, double dates with friends, and even going so far as to be bold and strike up conversations with attractive guys she saw out and about. Maybe she was getting a bit desperate, but Jade just felt that she was ready for so much more - more than just a relationship, and certainly more than going on a million first dates without finding the right person. She was ready to start a family, and sure she was still young, but she wanted it, and it was all she thought about when she was at her apartment after having spent a day with kids at the community arts center. It made her heart break sometimes to know she was going home to an empty apartment.

   “Wake up, you carrot.“ Fabian said through a laugh, bashing a soft pillow into his brother’s face. “The tea is getting cold, the pancakes will turn to shit if we don’t eat them fast and each freaking second of our bonding time is precious.“ Leaving the pillow on the side, Fabian closed the door he had opened with ‘Alohomora’ and after fixing up everything with the flick of his wand he whistled a tune to his brother.

   “Sorry that I bargained in, but I bet you don’t mind.“