#shitty please

1. Shitty is gonna get Read at some point. He’s gonna realize (either on his own or or told by Jack) that he was subscribing to some heteronormative-ass bullshit and is gonna @ himself so hard it’ll blow him off his feet get rekt boi

2. Why are you wearing so many clothes Shitty. It’s a kegster, take it off bud. 

3. I WOULD BET REAL MONEY THAT JACK COMES OUT TO SHITTY NEXT UPDATE AND LEMME TELL YOU WHY 

So in year one Bitty came out to Shitty because of Ransom and Holster trying to find him a date to Winter Screw, right??? well, there’s been some ~parallels~ and so I think it’s Jack’s time to come clean. 

4. Jack and Bitty are gonna have A Talk. it’s probably going to be a good talk because they’re good like that and I trust them (and @ngoziu ) not to fuck is over with this one please oh pleeeaaaase let them talk and be happy about this whole thing again wait I got off track ANYWAY I bet they talk about coming out to the team I mean lbr it’s gotta happen eventually