#shittopi

Oh my god!! This request excited me so much. Shittopi does have such a unique and quirky sense of style that this was so much fun to imagine out and look for dresses for! Thank you so much for sending this in and I hope you’ll enjoy my thoughts 😊

Okay, but I don’t see Shittopi as someone who ever really wants to get married, so this is definitely more ‘ball gown’ focused. However, don’t expect traditional ballgowns here because, like you said, Shittopi is very eccentric in her fashion taste and she likes haute couture looks. She also really likes shocking people and doing something completely unexpected.

I do remember reading something, a long time ago now, that said that Shittopi was inspired by Lady Gaga and it’s always made sense to me. Because of that, of course I can see her in some of Lady Gaga’s odder or more iconic looks. We all know that Shittopi would rock that meat dress, those bright feathered dresses, those weird couture moments. The two below looks of Gaga’s are definitely things that I can imagine Shittopi in.

I think Shittopi enjoys looks that are different, that are very much out of the norm. She wants to draw people’s eyes. She loves the attention. But she also wants to make people think with her fashion. She wants to catch them off guard and make them wonder ‘what was she thinking here? Why this?’ She loves the beauty of the look but also the concept and thoughts behind the look. Something like the below (where, if I’m remembering the video I saw of this runway, the dress lights up) is definitely something she would gravitate towards.

Now the next couple? The next couple I’m going to have to put under a cut for those readers who are sensitive to boobs and butts. Shittopi is very confident in herself and in her body. She has no shame in picking looks that expose her body to the world. It’s a way for her to say ‘look at the beauty of a body, look at how clothes can be used to highlight the beauty that is that human body.’ It’s a way for her to loudly fight the shame around nudity, to make people think about why there’s that expectation to hide yourself. On top of that, I think she just believes that some of the sheer fabrics, cuts, and styles are simply things of beauty that she can’t wait to wear and feel badass in. Like, I can totally see her rocking Rose McGowan’s black dress, which is featured below, but a couple of the other options also just screamed Shittopi to me. You’ll find the pictures under the cut.

and Gokudera is like “and what” which yes is proving that he’s loyal to Tsuna through thick and thin blah blah friendship yes

but in reality telling Gokudera that because Tsuna has shit grades, cannot do sports, and is a simp for one (1) girl, he’s inherently “bad” or “not worthy of respect” and then expecting Gokudera to go “oh shucks that’s embarrassing, I never knew, I need to leave immediately”

when Gokudera has questionable moral standards at best and dips into Blue-Orange territory in parts of the series… this kid who has operated in the criminal underworld since birth, throws live explosives at people who annoy him, has repeated punched and kicked a literal toddler, tried to get Tsuna to peep with him on Lal that one time, barely reacts when enemies die, and oh yeah LITERALLY ENDED LIVES FOR MONEY as a hitman

is so fucking funny to me

like why the hell would you think he’d care about that

this kid has never been to public school (prior to being sent to Namimori as a “transfer student” with the express purpose of ending Tsuna’s life) and does not see the point of tests or being on time or conforming to uniforms or hierarchy or anything related to being a student, he just shows up because his boss is there

this kid does not understand how sports (especially team-based ones) are even remotely compelling which translates to animosity towards jocks

this kid is viscerally uncomfortable with the attention he gets from fangirls to the point of yelling at them to leave him alone when they ask him for dates/attention

of course he doesn’t care! he also regularly beats up the people who call Tsuna “no good” because of these things!