#shitpost obv

hot take idk but duncan vexes me in every single dao origin there is. particularly in the dalish elf and human noble origin. my sexy and ambiguously romantic crush just got sucked into a hungry mirror and i'm never going to see him again. go away before i make the halla kill you. oh ur here to recruit my human noble ass. no. how bout you fetch my wardog some snacks. maybe aid some of the screaming npcs exsanguinating in the corner. either i shall make my own way or Die thank you very much

you know, i get why the orlesian nobles insist on dressing up their servants in costumes that resemble their own. if i'm going to look hot, so are you. congratulations. you are now the hottest peons on the entire planet. everyone (other peons) want to look like you. be you. make sure you eat well and get some sleep this instant. i need you looking downright sexy as hell before we go ruin some other noble's life

how to keep people from reposting ur nudes: sell them as nfts