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God: you’re a cuttlefish.Â
 Cuttlefish: yay I love hugs.Â
 God: that’s not what I meant.Â
 Cuttlefish: oh.Â
 God: you have 8 arms and 2 tentacles.Â
 Cuttlefish: for hugs?Â
 God: [sigh] no not for hugs.Â
 Cuttlefish: oh.Â
 God: also you’re venomous.Â
 Cuttlefish: [happy gasp] danger hugs!
-Oops!... I Dad It Again! Â https://twitter.com/newdadnotes/status/1118341323290025985?lang=en
“Facts of Life” by Norman Rockwell And yes, that is one of them.
Thank you Gmail, that’s not cryptic at all. TIME TO THROW OUT ALL MY SHIT TOPS.
Don't embarrass a guy by telling him his fly is open in public.
Just be a man, walk over there, and slowly zip it up for him. Source https://twitter.com/doublewenis/status/763746302534361088
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