#shitisgettingstrangearoundhere

Staff: "I really like the Doyle Owl."

Me: "Yeah, I think everyone is a fan."

Staff: "That's exactly it. Everyone loves the Doyle Owl. They go nuts for the Doyle Owl. People will do almost anything to just be near it."

Me: "Yeah, it gets a little intense."

Staff: "I'm Jealous."

Me: "Jealous?"

Staff: "I am jealous of the Doyle Owl. I want to be the Doyle Owl. That would be so great!"

Me: "uhmm"

Staff: "Except the random violence and kidnapping. I'm not okay with that. If I was the Doyle Owl I would want everything to be peaceful. I would be a zen Doyle Owl that just hung around so everyone could bask in my glory. I think i would really like that."