#shitgate

Good morning. One of my tenants squatted in front of another tenant's door and shat all over their front door rug and the door itself. Was this done because the culprit hates the victim? Was this done accidentally on account of the culprit thinking that this particular front door looked more like a bathroom then the rest of the doors nearby? It's fair to say that both are likely reasons however the evidence suggests that it was done indeed, by all accounts, intentionally and with a strong determination to finish the job to completion. The door in which said event happened belongs to a very stank person of unscrupulous character. But the gag of it all is that the same tenant has incontinence issues so it could of been that he did it to himself, therefore making himself look even more victimized a la Regina George. The more important question is, how will this sunny community of Orange County bounce back from such a tragic and shocking event of defamatory and bold behavior? ShitGate opens the year to a new era of horror and ultimately, it’s now apparent than none of us are safe.