#shit no

This shit is ofencive but i want still playing but NO

Noooooooo this shit is about religion and this level gonna be so ofencibe

Shit NO

But i want still playing

But noooooooooooooooo

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

AND ITS SUNDAY

NOoOOOOooOo

Shit

nOOOooOoOoOooOoO

But...i like this game but

NoOoOoO

O ssssssssssszzzzszszszzszszszszshiiiiiiiiiiiite

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Person A: hey, what would describe your perfect date?

Person B: idk

Person B: some time around April maybe? Not too hot and not too cold

Person A: ...

Person B: are you alright?

OUR SON WILL TRY TO SURVIVE AGAIN

WHERE I CAN SIGN THE PETITION FOR THAT THE GRANDMASTER WILL COME TO SAVE HIM LIKE “no my sweetheart you’ll not participate in this war, leave it to me babe”

(SPOILERS)

“Dag nammit!”

-Did he almost say dammit

-He just sang along to the background music as well

-EWWWW I HATE BEANS

-THEY ARE THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE

“We’re bUILDing  a houSe foR cRABsS”

-Did Pearl lose her sanity over so little screen time as of late?

-You know, crabs live in holes...

-And they try to bite you with their claws if you try to pick them up

-”Bring me back a bear claw!”  The videogame quests strike back!

-Onion’s weird secret room is called his office??

-”Lars? SADIIIIIIEEEEE!!”

that looks so wrong

-PEOPLE ARE DISAPPEARING, WE CALLED IT, HOMEWORLD WAS GONNA KIDNAP PEOPLE AFTER ALL, THE THEORIES THAT CAME WITH THE ‘STORM IN THE ROOM’ TEASER WEREN’T ENTIRELY OFF, JUST A BIT EARLY

-”MAMA’S COMIN’ BOYA BABY GIRRRL!”

-Sadie’s mom is so nice

-”Somebody, punch me, please”  That arcade sounds like it’s being tormented for all eternity

-Which it is, in a sense.

Hey, snack consistency! (Guacola from Drop Beat Dad and the chips from several episodes like Monster Buddies) dunno why that one A is white though

-”ah hu my dad?”

WHADAFADAFACK THAT LITTLE SHIT CAME OUTTA NOWHERE

-I DON’T TRUST HER

-FANDOM INSTINCTS EVERYBODY

-NEVER TRUST SOMETHING THAT LOOKS SMALL, CUTE, AND/OR INNOCENT

-SHE HAS WATER WINGS LIKE LAPIS??!?

-”Don’t leave me with another enigmaaaa!”

Art tiiime!

Connie is otaku confirmed

-Okay maybe I’m stereotyping, but come on, it’s a popular headcanon

...What feeling, exactly, were you going for?

“Honestly I can’t even draw a circle” All them 14-year-old genius artists on Tumblr be like

-Looks a bit like Lapis, looks like Steven forgot to tell them details like her hair shape and wing material but seriously

-I wonder which storyboarder drew that

“Ah, I like me.” Damn right you do you’re the most popular character AND the most popular ship in the fandom

-”Are you sure?”  *seagull screeches instead of cricket sounds because this is a beach*

-”Yep, there’s wind.”  No shit Sherlock  more like when I try to sound clever but I don’t know anything

“She looks just like my drawing!”

-I...  Well, art is based on opinions, I respect that.

-She has a British accent??

-Oh shit??

-Dafuq??

WHAT THE FUCK

-TOPAZ JUST TAKES PEOPLE AND SHOVES THEM IN HER TORSO?

-that sounds a bit wrong but IS SHE MADE OF WAX OR SOMETHING AND HOW ARE THEY STILL ALIVE

-they didn’t even bother to shut up Onion

-Topaz looks like Trump

-sorry but WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DRUGS HAS HOMEWORLD BEEN TAKING

-DID YELLOW AND BLUE DIAMOND JUST CHILL WITH THE BONG AND BE LIKE “hey you know what would be cool” “wut” “if we made a giant gem with wireless headphones that could stick humans in her chest” “that sounds rad lets do it”

-THE FUCK SHE CAN DUPLICATE SHE’S A FUSION

-SO IF SOMETHING GOT STUCK BETWEEN TWO GEMS FUSING THEY WOULD BE STUCK INSIDE THEIR BODY??

How come they always manage to leave the noses out but not the mouth

-Do they actually do this with incredibly calculated precision

-Reminds me of that one terrible Doctor Who episode

-Does this mean Rose’s sword is in there too?

she has a bow on her hair that can turn into a magic wand thing

-Also, “Don’t bother listening to him, he’s not my dad.”

-*insert drawing of emo Aquamarine saying “You’re not my dad”*

-The newest evil little shit, Aquamarine.