#shit headcanons

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I haven't been asked for headcanons since... Phew... I think like mid September last year this is awesome!

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I perchancibly have both if I can THINK I'm really pained and groggy rn it is not the best time to ask me I am so sorry 😭

I like to think Tisha and Brusha are personally less obvious about their relationship than Shelly and Vee would be to the other toons in Gardenview, especially the way I portray them pfft

Brusha probably would be pretty okay with it though but Tisha would want to keep that more private so she didn't look distracted, canonically she's really punctual and really great at keeping up with deadlines (Dyle's gossip about her says so! Hehehe Dyleeee) so having a public girlfriend might ruin that image. To me, Tisha feels like she wants to prove herself to be a better toon than just a common, while Brusha doesn't really mind she's happy just being in her art studio

I feel like I write Brusha to be more laid back and awkward than canon though so I am probably so off about her but it's okay we chilling LOL

I do see my versions of Tisha and Brusha like, hiding out together in secret spots and just, taking a breather together and silently co-existing more than being romantic with each other though. You know for sure Brusha lurks around wherever Tisha is, she probably would pick up on when she's getting tired and force her to sit down with her somewhere lol

As I've hinted slightly though, Brusha learns how to clean a lot better from Tisha and honestly keeps herself a lot neater because of her!!

Tisha on the other hand would absolutely take painting classes with Brusha whenever they have free time together, which usually results in Tisha painting as Brusha cuddles behind her and showers her in compliments pfft

It's the only time Tisha let's herself be free and a little messy, she needs the support, much like Tisha supports her whenever Brusha comes out of her shell and tries to be friends with more than just... Tisha and Shelly lol

I feel like Brusha would love a lot more colors than blue and purple, but she'd usually show up in blue and purple because she thinks all toons have specific color schemes like that. Paints in it to make it more obvious it's her work. Tisha has attempted to convince her otherwise but it hasn't worked... Much... Yet.

Tisha wears a lot of blue so she stands out against the white floors and yellow caution signs for wet floors and such, that and she probably wouldn't know what else would match so well with her naturally blue skintone. Smurf. What who said that? Anyways I feel like Brusha would absolutely help her find different outfits for her to wear and look pretty in, and sometimes gives Tisha her old clothes to wear as pajamas. Why? I don't know. I genuinely do not know why I think this way. Help.

Ohhh dude Shellvision my beloved 🥹

I love to think they both would share a lot of items (esp in csau) at Gardenview and genuinely not give a damn about it. See Vee in Shelly's startime shirt? No that's not Shelly's, that's Vee's for today, you're weird. Shelly being seen wearing Vee's bowtie suddenly is normal. They have matching items too because Shelly sewed them for them, such as shirts and bowties, even bows for their heads. Usually either star themed or dinosaur themed, based on their shared interests :D

Vee tends to break into Shelly's toon room a lot in Gardenview, especially in csau lol she just will walk right in whenever the hell she wants. She's not sure what boundaries are (she kinda had people always walk into her green room before shows so she doesn't really understand that) and Shelly... She honestly probably wouldn't care and just be happy Vee was there.

Vee would absolutely have dinosaur themed prizes for gameshow winners just because of Shelly, though she'd lie her ass off about it. "I'm just really into the mighty stegosaurus" she'd say, then shrug and sassily walk away. No it's purely because of Shelly lol

Shelly would start to invest time into learning Vee's special interests too and try to impress her with her knowledge of them like Vee impresses her with her dino facts. It works - but for not the reason Shelly thinks. Vee would just be impressed by the fact that Shelly would even be interested in her other interests like that lowkey.

Also this isn't purely shellevision but Shelly and Vee hanging out so much would absolutely inevitably make Shanon and Veronica be really close friends and I love that for them ok? Ok.

But in the whole Fake AH Crew AU, Jack is a girl whose name is Shannon. But she has the name 'Jack' because she's good with mechanics(like jacking a car up).

daedalusdavinci Cronus and Eridan did look a fair amount different. Eridan's hair was a light brown with a purple streak dyed into it and his skin was pale and freckled. Cronus's red hair was dyed black and his skin was much more tanned than his brother's, though he still did have the Ampora freckles. He was missing the dorky glasses too, which was nice, in his opinion. Though god forbid someone catch him with them on in the mornings. He had more muscle than Eridan, though that wasn't to say Eridan didn't- he'd worked up a decent amount of arm muscles from shooting- but it made sense that Cronus got more muscles from being on the wrestling team. humanstuck ampora headcanons

roomfulloferidans Cool, my humanstuck amporas are somewhat skinned, still freckled, the boys are lighter than Dualscar. Very dark brown and naturally curly hair.

daedalusdavinci naturally curly for sure that im all for freckles are the shit and I love german amporas thanks to gam

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daedalusdavinci their dad was a harsh guy, for sure. Cronus never got along with him that well. He looked more like Eridan than he did like Cronus, or they looked like him. But Cronus had more of his bone structure, with the strong jaw that somehow made him look intimidating when he was angry and clenched it, and the sort of regal expression all of the Amporas could pull off at times, when they weren't being stupid nerds. However, even their father was a bit of a nerd, though you had to know him well to know that. Neither boy could blame Karkat for being nervous around him. also more shit headcanons

roomfulloferidans Dualscar is the kind of guy with a resting face that looks like he's considering murder

daedalusdavinci yes cronus, with much practice, changed his resting face to an almost smirk

daedalusdavinci eridans is this sort of looking down on you thing

roomfulloferidans I was just thinking that

daedalusdavinci lmao all of the amporas have eyes that naturally look more sad or slightly pissed

roomfulloferidans Young Cronus with his father's resting fave getting avoided because the other's think he'a mad Yes Face*

daedalusdavinci I am very passionate about a cronus that avoids fighting until he cant anymore and then goes straight to all out fist fighting hes vicious and doesnt show mercy

roomfulloferidans Amporas and mercy in general are not common

daedalusdavinci this is true when I think about cronus fighting I think about greasers and street fights which happened a lot and were usually very violent one second people were chill and the next knives were out and people were lunging

roomfulloferidans Fits Cronus quite well

daedalusdavinci grease is a horrible representation of greasers really I rarely headcanon him as having actually seen grease grease is full of bullshit

roomfulloferidans Never actually researched greasers

daedalusdavinci ive done some research on the fifties and learned some shit about greasers admittedly the outsiders is also a big influence but okay in seriousness greasers were the kids from the fifties who had no money they were the poor kids who packed together and still tried to look good cronus likes to align himself with that because it brings him down to the others level and enhances his sensitive guy rep ya dig?

roomfulloferidans I dig