#shipotle

hi s h i r l e y

i feel like it has become a hobby of mine to think up nicknames for u. who knew your name could be so versatile?? althoUGH i shouldn’t be surprised because you are just a mythical creature from the land of flawless. i feel like i could never thank u enough for helping me with all that chemistry work during the year, i remember when u told me about that trick ur chem teacher taught u: cat paws means cations are positive nods (i think that’s it………..) i feel like that is actually the only thing i remembered from chemistry. jEEZ I JUST i rly think so higly of you shipotle like i feel inspired sometimes just talking to you. i know you’re going to be very successful one day with your fashionista skills and i was honored when u asked me to help you proof your nyc guide even though i’m horrible at proofreading. you are the delia to my julie and i will always resent you for your piano fingers i hope u know

P.S. I know you live in Cali xoxoxoxo