#ship:puckerose

[text] I don’t know why you think you have to explain yourself when it’s pretty clear what went down.

More like I’ve got a million and one ways to fail at replying to memes. >_>

Who was the one to propose: Marley. They both planned on it but Sarah was too stressed out about doing it and picking the right moment that she totally missed her moment and Marley beat her to it just to put an end to both their waiting.

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Sarah. Marley stresses too but Sarah’s a fierce bridezilla.

Who decorated the house: Marley, she has better taste. If she let Sarah decorate their home would be half bar and half sex dungeon.

Who does the cooking: Depends on who’s home and who’s working. They both cook, though Marley is better at cooking a variety of food, and Sarah is good at cooking anything made of pure sugar or guaranteed to give you heart disease.

Who is more organized: Marley. Sarah is a control freak, but she’s not neurotically organized the way Marley is.

Who initiates bedroom fun: Sarah, usually, not that Marley minds at all.

Who suggested kids first: Sarah. She wants to have a big, loving family and she knows Marley would make an amazing mum.

Who’s more dominant: Sarah will forever claim she is. Because she is Sarah, hear her roar.

Who’s the cuddler: Both are super cuddly, which is surprising because no one expects Sarah to be the cuddle bug. She totally is, but if anyone speaks of it she’ll hex them into oblivion.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:. Sarah likes to be the big spoon, it lets her feel like she’s protecting Marley.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: There are non-sexual activities?

Who comes home drunk at 3am: That depends. If it’s for fun, then both of them. If Sarah’s working a promotion or something, then she’ll get sloshed trying to keep up with the blokes at the bar. Which she manages until she floos home to Marley.

Who kills the spiders: Sarah. Die fuckers.

Who falls asleep first: Depends on the night, but usually Sarah. Either tired from work, tired from sex, or just being lulled by the sound of Marley’s heartbeat.

A head canon: Sarah never expected to fall for Marley, she just really needed a friend and a place to crash. All the sexual tension was a damned surprise that she ignored for months before she finally thought fuck it, which was around the time Marley was jumping her bones.

Their relationship summed up in a gif: 

Do they have any “rituals”? They always say I love you before they leave each other in the morning. Sarah has this fear that something will happen to either of them and she wants to make sure the last words Marley ever hears from her is that she loves her.

Who is louder? Marley, Sarah likes a screamer.

Who is more experimental? They’re both open to things, but Marley is more experienced and brings in all the new and creative things they try, much to Sarah’s pleasure.

Who takes more risks? Sarah does. She doesn’t believe anything in life is worth getting if you don’t have to fight for it believes the best things in life are the things you have to fight for.

Do they fuck or make love? Both at the same time.

Lights on or off? Sarah likes the lights on so she can see her girl, but really once they get going who the fuck cares?

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Sarah. Marley is classy or some shit because Sarah’s never seen her do it. Sarah has no shame.

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Neither. Sarah doesn’t do sharing and Marley gets awkward with the topic for some reason.

Who comes first? Depends on the day, but Sarah loves it when she can make Marley come first.

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Marley is better at it, both prefer it.

Who is more submissive? In general they’re both pretty dominant personalities, but in bed Sarah likes to let Marley take control.

Who usually initiates things? Sarah, she likes to act first and think later.

Who is more sensitive? Both of them are pretty sensitive. Marley still has a lot of bad days andSarah doesn’t show it but a lot hits her harder than she lets on. 

Who has the most patience? Neither, though if you had to say then probably Marley. At the very least she doesn’t get as violent as Sarah does.

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[text] Noah, you make no sense to me. One minute you’re all about me, and the next you’re all about leaving. Being faithful to your brother. All of that I don’t get why. You’re not allowed to do that to me. Jerk me around whenever I’m starting to get feelings for you. It’s not fair so stop. Just stop. If you’re going to be done with me, then be done. [deleted]