#celestialciara

More like I’ve got a million and one ways to fail at replying to memes. >_>

Who was the one to propose: Marley. They both planned on it but Sarah was too stressed out about doing it and picking the right moment that she totally missed her moment and Marley beat her to it just to put an end to both their waiting.

Who stressed more over wedding planning: Sarah. Marley stresses too but Sarah’s a fierce bridezilla.

Who decorated the house: Marley, she has better taste. If she let Sarah decorate their home would be half bar and half sex dungeon.

Who does the cooking: Depends on who’s home and who’s working. They both cook, though Marley is better at cooking a variety of food, and Sarah is good at cooking anything made of pure sugar or guaranteed to give you heart disease.

Who is more organized: Marley. Sarah is a control freak, but she’s not neurotically organized the way Marley is.

Who initiates bedroom fun: Sarah, usually, not that Marley minds at all.

Who suggested kids first: Sarah. She wants to have a big, loving family and she knows Marley would make an amazing mum.

Who’s more dominant: Sarah will forever claim she is. Because she is Sarah, hear her roar.

Who’s the cuddler: Both are super cuddly, which is surprising because no one expects Sarah to be the cuddle bug. She totally is, but if anyone speaks of it she’ll hex them into oblivion.

Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:. Sarah likes to be the big spoon, it lets her feel like she’s protecting Marley.

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: There are non-sexual activities?

Who comes home drunk at 3am: That depends. If it’s for fun, then both of them. If Sarah’s working a promotion or something, then she’ll get sloshed trying to keep up with the blokes at the bar. Which she manages until she floos home to Marley.

Who kills the spiders: Sarah. Die fuckers.

Who falls asleep first: Depends on the night, but usually Sarah. Either tired from work, tired from sex, or just being lulled by the sound of Marley’s heartbeat.

A head canon: Sarah never expected to fall for Marley, she just really needed a friend and a place to crash. All the sexual tension was a damned surprise that she ignored for months before she finally thought fuck it, which was around the time Marley was jumping her bones.

Their relationship summed up in a gif: 

Do they have any “rituals”? They always say I love you before they leave each other in the morning. Sarah has this fear that something will happen to either of them and she wants to make sure the last words Marley ever hears from her is that she loves her.

Who is louder? Marley, Sarah likes a screamer.

Who is more experimental? They’re both open to things, but Marley is more experienced and brings in all the new and creative things they try, much to Sarah’s pleasure.

Who takes more risks? Sarah does. She doesn’t believe anything in life is worth getting if you don’t have to fight for it believes the best things in life are the things you have to fight for.

Do they fuck or make love? Both at the same time.

Lights on or off? Sarah likes the lights on so she can see her girl, but really once they get going who the fuck cares?

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Sarah. Marley is classy or some shit because Sarah’s never seen her do it. Sarah has no shame.

Who is more likely to suggest a threesome? Neither. Sarah doesn’t do sharing and Marley gets awkward with the topic for some reason.

Who comes first? Depends on the day, but Sarah loves it when she can make Marley come first.

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Marley is better at it, both prefer it.

Who is more submissive? In general they’re both pretty dominant personalities, but in bed Sarah likes to let Marley take control.

Who usually initiates things? Sarah, she likes to act first and think later.

Who is more sensitive? Both of them are pretty sensitive. Marley still has a lot of bad days andSarah doesn’t show it but a lot hits her harder than she lets on. 

Who has the most patience? Neither, though if you had to say then probably Marley. At the very least she doesn’t get as violent as Sarah does.

Finn and Jeff; “for fuck’s sake...”

Who’s the elder one?: Finn is, but Jeff acts it more.

Who gets annoyed more easily?: Surprisingly, Jeff. More often than not he finds himself shaking his head at Finn.

Who is more protective?: Finn, he’s got that loyalty, bro. Jeff’s more inclined to find a solution, Finn would jump in front of a curse without thinking.

Who initiated their friendship?: Finn did, after coming to terms with his own bias against Jeff he opened himself up to friendship. Jeff accepted this and returned the favor.

Describe their relationship in 3 words.: Shaking my head. This applies to both of them, they tend to get into very peculiar situations.

A random headcanon about the two of them which includes a swing set: Once upon a time there was a swing set. Then Finn tried to swing on it for old times sake and the chain broke. He attempted to tie the chain around the top of the swing set to fix it, but then the swing was obviously uneven. Jeff took pity and used magic to repair the broken swing. Then they both started swinging and began a competition to see who could swing the highest, despite being two tall ass grown men. Ellie and Harmony watched their boyfriends from the picnic table in bemusement and slight horror.

Do they share food with each other?: On occasion, Finn’s willing to share, but Jeff’s more likely to without any grief.

Who is more violent?: That’s hard to tell. Jeff did make a career out of knocking bewitched iron balls at people precariously balancing on a stick 50 ft in the air, but Finn’s rather violent towards chairs.

Their terms of endearment for each other: Finn calls Jeff “Mr. Perfect”, though it’s not said with spite anymore. Jeff doesn’t have a name for Finn unless you count a loud sigh followed by “Here’s what we’ll do, mate.” 

Over what would they have a fight about at any specific point?: The best quidditch team in the league. Finn supports Holyhead for his girlfriend, Jeff will go down to his last breath defending Ballycastle.

Do they know the other’s order at McDonalds?: It’s pretty much the same, ALL the food. Finn’s stomach is a bottomless pit, Jeff’s is a black hole.

Do they have a sibling-like relationship or ‘we flirt and use pick up lines on each other all the time but we swear it’s just platonic’?: Sibling-like. Like in that sibling you never wanted in the first place but begrudgingly accept when they throw up on your nemesis sort of way. They care about each other, but it’s definitely an interesting dynamic.

A list of pet peeves your chara KNOWS that the other has?: Jeff knows to watch what he says so it doesn’t sound like he’s rubbing his success in Finn’s face. He never would purposefully, but he knows it’s been a sore spot in the past and is careful about it. Also, bad advice. Jeff gives a lot of it and Finn is not amused.

How long is this brotp going to last?: Until one of them gets killed. To be fair, both of them make enough bad life choices that it’s a toss up who’s going to make it past fifty if either of them.

Is there a chance your brotp would ever go non-platonic?: Nah, they both dig the ladies too much, particularly the ones they’re dating. Like seriously, hot quidditch captain and hot world news anchor? They’re good bro.

Your chara’s reaction to the other chara’s death: Jeff doesn’t deal with grief very well and would probably get very quiet, pull away from his loved ones, and pour himself into his work.

Who’s the smarter of the two?: Depending on how you define smart, Jeff probably is, not that he’d ever say that. He’s very book smart and people smart, but lacks common sense and the ability to keep his foot out of his mouth. Finn’s smart, he has real world smarts. Besides, anything he lacks in knowledge he makes up for in character.

Who’s the more attractive of the two?: Finn

To what extent would your charas go for each other?: It would really depend on the situation, but pretty far. They wouldn’t go so far as to like, kill for each other or anything crazy like that. But they have each other’s back, especially when the world gets a little more cruel.

Their favourite thing to do together: Karaoke. Finn loves that he’s better at it than Jeff, and Jeff just likes to sing while drunk. He is Irish.

Who falls asleep first at (supposed) sleepovers?: Finn, Jeff still has insomnia and it only really gets better around Harmony.

Which one is more… vibrant?: Oh man, they’re both pretty vibrant, but each in their own special way.

Who’d be the one to make soup if the other was sick?: Finn would be considerate enough to bring soup if Jeff were sick. Jeff would more likely bring a potion to try and cure him.

A little headcanon: Their frenemy turned friendship didn’t happen with a bang. It was gradual, starting with the small things until they just stopped being tense and judging each other. It was only then that they could respect each other and begin to like the other’s company.

Use one gif to sum up their relationship:

Marley and Jeff; “Don't make me bop you.”

Who’s the elder one?: Marley, she’s a year older.

Who gets annoyed more easily?: Marley. Do you know the number of times she’s threatened to bop Jeff?!

Who is more protective?: Marley is a mama!bear.

Who initiated their friendship?: Jeff did back in school because Marley was cute and smart so obviously he had to talk to her.

Describe their relationship in 3 words.: Cute, bubbly, understanding.

A random headcanon about the two of them which includes a swing set: Jeff once walked in on Marley and Sarah without meaning to. He will never, ever try to surprise them with cupcakes ever again.

Do they share food with each other?: That’s actually kind of unhygienic, they just make each other loads of food instead.

Who is more violent?: Neither of them are really that violent (off the pitch, for Jeff) to begin with, but they’re both dangerous when they’re angry.

Their terms of endearment for each other: Back in school Marley would call him little trouble maker (he was one) and he would call her his saving grace for the number of times she covered for him. 

Over what would they have a fight about at any specific point?: Marley is pretty relentless in her argument that Jeff shouldn’t be harboring refugees from the WA in his basement. Like seriously, where did the flying boat go, that seemed like a better hideaway.

Do they know the other’s order at McDonalds?: No, but they rarely ever go. McDonald’s is grossly unhealthy and Jeff would get torn apart by his coach for eating junk food.

Do they have a sibling-like relationship or ‘we flirt and use pick up lines on each other all the time but we swear it’s just platonic’?: Sibling-like, for sure.

A list of pet peeves your chara KNOWS that the other has?: Lying and keeping things from her. When everyone is talking about quidditch because she doesn’t have a clue what’s going on.

How long is this brotp going to last?: Ravenclaws are homies for life, don’t you know?

Is there a chance your brotp would ever go non-platonic?: Only if Jeff was interested in an imminent, slow and painful death at the hands of Harmony and Sarah. 

Your chara’s reaction to the other chara’s death: Jeff would be completely devastated. He’d been friends with Marley since school and he’d feel like he’d lost a piece of his childhood since those memories would now be overshadowed by the fact that she was gone. He’d also probably visit her grave every week for months after her death.

Who’s the smarter of the two?: Marley

Who’s the more attractive of the two?: Marley

To what extent would your charas go for each other?: Marley is a healer, she’ll never stop trying to heal him. Jeff is particularly protective over the women in his life, he’d do anything within his power to keep them safe.

Their favourite thing to do together: Bake

Who falls asleep first at (supposed) sleepovers?: Neither of them really sleep all that well to begin with, but probably Jeff.

Which one is more… vibrant?: Jeff

Who’d be the one to make soup if the other was sick?: Marley would be, along with a potion and probably a few more pick me ups.

A little headcanon: Every time Marley comes into the bakery he gives her one of his new cupcake creations to try out. Every time Jeff comes into the hospital Marley just gives him an earful. It’s a rough sport, quidditch.

"You know, when I said I needed a distraction I didn’t mean flash me your tits so I’d have no choice but to follow you into bed. Or, chair. And kinda kitchen counter, but whatever. The point is, you totally seduced me so that I’d hop into bed with you. Whatever happened to scrabble? Do you play scrabble? You’d probably be fucking great at scrabble." She was rambling right now, she knew it. Her brain was screaming at her to stop but she couldn’t help herself. Filling the void with her own voice made it easier to avoid the reality of the situation. It was funny, she had sex with Marley so she could avoid talking to the girl about her feelings, now she was talking to avoid her feelings about the sex. Was she fucked up or what? "You know what would be good right now? A pizza. We should order a pizza. What do you like?" She asked, sitting on the edge of the bed and scanning the room for her clothes or something to cover herself up. She needed to order pizza, and wash her face, and at some point face her problems without alienating one of the few friends she still had. Merlin, she sucked bollocks at this.

-cracks knuckles- who do I get to bop