I saw your meme for Apollo and I definitely agree, he doesnāt need an even bigger ego than he already has (I definitely wanna put him in his place)
Iām wondering if you might maybe write some headcannons or a story Apollo x either Shinbou (Demon Slayer) or Maoamo (Apothecary Dairies) s/o where itās one-sided pinning (Apollo) towards a Doctor/Apothecary who want absolutely nothing to do with him and will either verbally bully, attack and poison him (Shinobu) or just look upon him is disgust, slap his hand if he touches her shoulder and just ignores him if she gets the chance (Maomao)
I highly recommend Apothecary Diaries, Maomao the Protagonist is TOO damn funny and would look at Apollo in only PURE DISGUST š (Sheās a wonderful female character, very smart, will hyper fixate on things that interest her) though you might like Lady Gyokuyou if you enjoy a playful Drama Stirrer who enjoys teasing others out of pure amusement š
BRUH I LOVE APOTHECARY DIARIES IM WAITING FOR THE NEXT SEASON
Low-key entered the flow state when writing thisš„
ALSO ALSO I did sort of a mix between the two of them! Hope that's alright.
PS. I'll ABSOLUTELY be making some more hcs of this req + some other fics for shinobu and maomao with ror characters š„¹šā¼ļø
Apollo with a fem!Reader that's like maomao and shinobu
Warnings: whether you're a goddess or a mortal is up to your interpretation.
||- Apollo must've been seeing things because he might've just seen the prettiest woman he had ever seen in his immortal life. There you were, tending to a group of flowers while reading a book you held in your other hand. He didn't know if you were mortal or a goddess he never knew about. but something was telling him that he needed to have you.
There were many people that had heard of you but had never actually seen what you looked like. But it was clear with rumors surfacing around your usual quiet place of work that you were obviously a very beautiful and intelligent woman. Your diligent workers were sweet to anyone that came by to check in on the work you were doing, or to just ask questions about herbs or medicines.
But with the new found attention you received from a particular pink haired sun god constantly coming by you'd now received even more than you already did.-||
||-Headcannons-||
The first time he actually met you face to face was during a short break walking down a long and narrow path he had mysteriously found. Once he met the end of the path, he saw you. there you were standing, gracefully With your perfect hair blowing beautifully against the cold breeze. The sight alone could turn any mighty god as he, into a thousand winds. But,once you took notice of such a gaze coming from the glowing god, you took your chance and silently but quickly disappeared. Leaving the arrogant god stuck in his own delusional thoughts.
After that he was practically already yours. He fell in love every time he saw you, and he made sure to from now on take every chance he had at talking to you.
Although he tried to ask for your hand on multiple occasions, you never accepted. As you stated "it'd be too much for me, spending time with someone the likes of you." Even after you told him this he still didn't stop.
He'd leave (Somewhat)thoughtful gifts at your workplace. Which left you to either use them for experiments and such or just give them to the workers.
The only time you had actually looked up at him was when he gave you a beautiful bunch of herbs. It made your heart swell with how beautiful and unique each and every herb was! You could almost feel the taste in your mouth when you looked at such a mouthwatering gift. It was no surprise when you accepted one of the only gifts he'd given you that wasn't useless jewels or clothes.
Many of the gods were jealous of the attention you received from him. And to no one's surprise, you didn't care. Gave less of a shit than anyone ever could. Your priority was on medicine not a stupid egotistical god.
There was never a day that you didn't see him not roaming around your place. It was weird. Doesn't a mighty god like him have anything better to do than pining after an uninterested woman??
He'd definitely be trying to get some of your workers on his side. Like all the time. Gifts, literally anything. This didn't work at all btw. Your workers were way too loyal and denied every gift. This made him go spiraling for any small amount of attention you "gave" him.
But the more persistent he was in courting you, the more you started to notice. He'd written so many poems and songs for you in the past few years.
He'd play lyre right next to the window you slept by(to your annoyance). So in retaliation you put poison in his cup of tea the very next day.
The closer he got to you the more you'd verbally abuse him. Bruising his ego many times with your cruel choices of words.
"Can't you be more capable and take care of yourself instead of bothering me? Is that really all you do all day?"
"Why on earth would I waste my time on you?"
"Don't even look at me with that disgusting face of yours."
"Begone you pesky bitch!"
"Let me be you lazy god!"
"Go bring me some of those herbs you found recently or I'll pierce your chest with my dagger."
Every single one of those. Made. You. So. Much. Hotter.
He took every word you said and wrote it down in a journal. why? No reason other than to document the progress of your growing relationship!
He'd take verbal abuse over you hitting the ever living shit out of him any day. BUT. He did in fact find that hot too. When he'd try and touch the rim of your sleeve. Punch to the face. He kept getting socked in face to the point he'd have his servants worried over his health and whether if him courting you was really worth it.
Although through the years of constant abuse he received from you he still was so deeply in love with you. His love was simply unshakeable.
The moments between you both were now much softer than the crude remarks you'd sometimes make towards him. He was delighted that you'd shown your other side to him. It felt vulnerable to him and he treasured that.
He'd help you a lot with his knowledge of medicines and herbs now. He'd quicken the pace of duration that the plants grew at. And he'd make some of the herbs(by your request) much much stronger than their original state.
If the poisons you drink ever take a huge toll on you he'll instantly bring you back to full health so you can do it again.
Apollo would often find himself helping you find a bunch of herbs you could possibly use. With him telling you which ones were deadly and which ones were fine for consumption. He was like a walking and talking medical book. It was actually awesome.
(When you found out he was the god of not only the sun but medicines? Holy shit a full 180) you needed his help with unknown herbs and he wanted your attention! Amazing duo I'd say.
Also your knowledge of herbs was amazing to him. I mean he knew you were smart but the way you'd use such simple herbs for some profound medicines amazed him.
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Revenge is quite an odd feeling to possess. Itās a white-hot hunger that gnaws at the bones and twists the delicate muscles of the heart. It hurts, and there is nothing in the entire world that can stop it unless the target of this dark emotion has been dealt with.Ā
When you had been alive, the target of your anger had been directed at Douma, the demon who had devoured your older sister Kanae like the ravenous lecher he was noted for being as Muzanās Upper Moon Two. After rising to the rank of Hashira, you devoted yourself exclusively to pharmacology and applying it to your Breathing Style.
Medicine and poison went hand-in-hand. The only difference between them is the dosage.Ā
You had died fighting against Douma, absorbed into his body as nourishment to strengthen him. He never knew your flesh had been contaminated with wisteria poison until the very last moment. The look on his face was ...satisfying as you cradled his decapitated head in your palms, smiling cruelly down at him. Although you were dissatisfied that the poison would not have been completed without assistance from Lady Tamayo, a demon doctor of all possible candidates, the results showed otherwise.Ā
Your work was done. Youād leave the rest to Kanao and the others to destroy Muzan once and for all. You knew they could do it.Ā
Eventually, your soul ascended to Valhalla, where you had hoped to spend it in peace alongside Kanae and your parents. Alas, nothing in this heavenly area is as it appeared or told by the elders. There were gods up here. Gods who could have helped humans as they were hunted by demons, but chose to ignore the prayers of their worshippers in favor of indulging themselves like beasts.They were no different than a mortal warlord who valued his own safety above the peopleās.
And now, they wanted to destroy Midgard because it had become ugly in their eyes? No. That is not happening. For as long as you carry your sword and poisons, humanity will not be discarded like a childās toy. The Demon Slayer Corps were expected to protect the peopleā¦so it was not against the rules to participate in Ragnarok as a member of the medical team.Ā
Not at all. Especially since Lord Hades, for all the power he possessed, still needed the Demon Slayer Corps to ensure that nothing got past the broken barriers of the Bifrost and to maintain order without causing a panic in Valhalla.Ā
Hahā¦how annoying. You doubted your dear lover would be happy to hear about this. Despite his shortcomings, he was still a good man and an incredible fighter. Brunhilde would have been a fool to not select him as a representative of humanity.Ā
You were never one to convey false humility. If you believed that someone is an excellent combatant, you meant it.Ā
He could spend hours in the forest honing his abilities, pushing himself to where he would end up in your clinic within the Butterfly Mansionā¦and yet he still had the energy to spend time with a twisted person such as yourself.Ā
For all of the imperfections you possessed, the anger that still burned in your heart, he still found charming qualities that made him unable to resist you. To swear an oath of love and devotion beneath a wisteria tree, even when he would be fighting against the gods.Ā
A few days before Rangarok began, however, Brunhilde flew to the Demon Slayer Corps with startling news that would forever change the game between the humans and gods, incredibly agitated. But to you, it was another opportunity. You assured her everything would be all right.Ā
Be calm, and let the gods think that simply switching out their opponentās fighters until the very last moment. After all, humans are able to endure quite a lot more than divine creatorsā¦with a far better temperament.Ā
Brunhildeās sharp green eyes narrowed at your words, analyzing them with a cold frown before she slowly nodded and promptly left without saying anything else. Once she left, you left the breath you had been holding and ushered the terrified Nao to come out from under your desk, asking if she could bring some strong tea and rice balls.
You had much more to do now than simply packing up your medical equipment~.Ā
You could still hear the screaming from the arena even when behind the sliding paper doors of your designated room. Two bouts have passed, and the favor is still with the gods. But it was nothing to fret about. Your nichirin sword was sheathed at your side, the blade dosed with the poison youāve been preparing leading up to Rangarok. Two weeks were spent on finding the perfect balance of toxins, followed by trial and error on its effectiveness.Ā
Who knew a Valkyrie like Brunhilde would have access to vials of divine blood, let alone the idea of a god actually going through medical checkups? It was certainly a game-changer, and now you were confident that the Einherjar poison would do its job perfectly.Ā
It was a shame you couldnāt test it on Apollo again; the bastard is still lurking around in Valhalla, but you were quite certain heād never try to touch Kanae without her permission ever again. The poison you used on him was specifically designed to create impotence, and he certainly loved to fool around with anyone. It took weeks for it to be out of his system, and you were placed on trial for an assassination attempt on a god.Ā
If it hadn't been for Hadesā interference, you would be Nifhelim instead of being sentenced to ten years of home arrest and unable to take on missions unless it was an emergency. As if sensing your distress, the sword at your side thrummed.Ā
Blinking, you looked down and smiled softly, giving the scabbard a few soft pats. āThank you, Iām all right. Nowā¦shall we go kill a god and bring a victory for mankind?ā
The sword rattled in its scabbard, as if answering with you in delight at the prospect of a fight. Your smile transformed into a feral grin, excitement pumping in your veins as you walked out of the foyer and towards the entrance, carefully sliding on your zori sandals and brushing off dust from your butterfly-winged patterned haori.Ā
Inhaling a deep breath with your eyes closed, you pulled the sliding door to the left, just as a shriek went right through your ears. Wincing slightly, you opened them to see Brunhilde and her younger sister Goll standing in front of your quarters.Ā
You smiled at them. āItās my turn, isnāt it?ā Goll just stared at you with pink cheeks and wide green eyes, the one physical trait she shared with her silent older sister as the latter nodded. Your smile widened, stepping out into the marble corridor and taking an immediate right. The Valkyries were close behind.Ā
āMay the Einherjar prevail.ā Brunhilde said
āWe will.ā You said. āAnd should anything happen to me-ā
āKanao will be in good hands.ā The Valkyrie said. āYour loverā¦that man will -ā
āHe will carry on and look after my sisters. Thatās how it has always been, even after he found out I was a Hashira for the Demon Slayer Corps.ā You replied. The sounds of the arena were growing closer, humanityās entrance into the colossal stadium growing brighter. Followed by the sound ofā¦water? You tilted your head to the side, walking towards it and sawā¦a boat tied to the mast of a deck?Ā
You sighed, stepping across the wooden planks and unraveling the rope before pushing it out to wherever it led you. As Goll shouted āgood luckā and Brunhilde gave a nod, one thought slipped into your mind. Why did the gods have a flair for the dramatics?
Heimdall flew over the arena in a hot air balloon that was just the right size for him, circling around a circular-shaped platform that was surrounded by dark blue water and gigantic lotuses. Raising his horn up, the god screamed through it so his audience could hear him loud and clear.Ā
"While Zeus is the god of the cosmos, he who controls the seas is the tyrant of the oceans! The ruler of the seas! Even the gods fear the wrath of the most fearsome of deities! The second of the three Olympian brothers..."
The spectators began to warm up, anxious about what they were about to witness, a feeling of superiority common among all. No one dared to invoke his name, waiting for Heimdall to do so.
"...Poseidon!"Ā
A roar arose among the divine spectators, the coliseum from the excitement shaking all but it was instantly silenced with a single, icy glance from the God of Gods. Even the humanās side was stunned at how the gods feared their representative so much that they could not utter a single word. Heimdall could only be thankful that he was in the air and not down there with them. He then cleared his throat, turning towards humanityās corner.Ā
"On the other side!"
Attention shifted to the opposite side of the arena, where a single wooden boat plowed through the gentle waves as it carried a single passenger towards the dias. The air became heavy again. To destroy a god like Poseidon, his opponent needed to be someone who was just as powerful and terrifying.Ā
"Silent as a butterfly, yet deadly as a wasp, a fighter worthy of serving the gods! She is one of the few mortal souls brave enough to put her life on the line once more, to protect the Bifrost from destruction and slay those demons who would dare to cross the barrier into Valhalla!ā
The crowd was going wild, the anticipation palpable. Never had they heard about a human of this caliber participating in Ragnarok, let alone someone who was intricately tied to the privacy of certain high-ranking individuals. Some had even scoff that such a the existence of such a human soul was nothing more than a fairy tale.Ā
The boat bumped roughly against the dias, causing the passenger to stumble slightly as she stepped off the boat. She slowly climbed up the steps with a hand raised over her eyes in an attempt to shield them from the blinding sun and a hand around the scabbard of her sword.Ā
āShe is the one who had sacrificed her life to destroy the gluttonous demon known as Douma, and has a hatred for the gods that would even be dared to match the Father of All Humanity, Adam! Please welcomeā¦.the Demon Slayer Corpsā very own Insect Hashira, [First Name] Kocho!āĀ
Poseidon could not believe he allowed himself to be a participant in Ragnarok at Zeusā behest when that little shit knew he did not wish to fight against insects. A perfect being should never extend even a quarter of their true power unless the opponent is worthy. There is no living being in the entire universe worth his attention, let alone a second of his time.
Ā Yet the Fates had other plans; not only humanityās representative is a member of Hadesā precious Demon Slayer Corpsā brigade, it is the very same swordswoman who had poisoned his nephew simply because he had gotten too handsy with her sister. Honestly, did mortals have nothing else to do with their time in Valhalla? But since he is already here and there is no turning back at this point, he might as well try to give a small show to these simpletons.Ā
He watched with disinterest as the [Hair Color] Hashira twirled her blade between delicate fingers with a serene smile, then quickly adjusting her grip on the hilt before crouching down. She then bolted, dashing towards him at an astounding speed and thrusting out her sword.
If Poseidon were any less than a divine god, he surely would have been nicked by the bladeās tip in the collarbone or the arm.Ā
But he is not - he simply maneuvered his body to the right, thrusting his trident forward, expecting a clean hit straight in the center of the humanās pathetic body and ending this match. It did not happen; instead, her feet landed on the outer prongs of his trident and pushed herself upwards, using the momentum to make an elegant backflip, putting space between them.Ā
[Eye Color] orbs blinked owlishly at him before they closed into tiny crescents, and her gentle smile widened ever so slightly.Ā
āMy goodness, you are quite fast. Perhaps Iāll need to -ā
Enough. Raising his trident, Poseidon unleashed a barrage of incessant thrusts in all directions, rotating in a circular pattern. Amphitrite would be more than enough to finish off his opponent. It would even be considered a great honor to bestow upon a pathetic mortal woman who called herself a warrior. Yet to his annoyance, she dodged each thrust, and only one made its mark on the left shoulder. Her smile faded, replaced with an annoyed frown as she leapt backwards again. He sneered. Same tactic as before. Putting distance between them before attacking. Can she only do that? How did she even survive this long?
Clutching her injured limb, she clicked her tongue in disappointment. āHm. Not only is your agility and mastery of the trident impressive, you do not even allow a lady to finish what she is going to say? Goodness, there is no limit to a godās arrogance, is there?ā
Poseidon felt his eye twitch. He reacted. Him, a god of perfection who had no need for emotions. Why is he acting like this? He must be composed, unaffected by the malicious words of a human. His reputation as a God feared by All the Gods is on the line here.Ā
She readjusted her grip on the sword again, zigzagging across the dias. He deflected ten parries with his trident, yet five shallow cuts appeared on his body. He fucking bled. Him.Ā
Fed up with this charade, he knelt down, catapulting into the sky and bringing his trident down upon the vermin. Chione Tyro Demeter. With his enhanced speed, which created countless afterimages of the attack, it was virtually impossible to dodge all of them. The little human tried, but she got injuredā¦she still is not dead, much to his chagrin.Ā Ā
Clank.
Howeverā¦the sheer force of Chione Tyro Demeter had been enough to shatter her sword. Surely, she would dare to challenge a god to a fight with a broken blade. No. She will surrender, and this will be all overā¦so why is she still smiling? How dare she turn her back on him?!
āAn impressive attack. If I hadnāt continued my training after ascending to Valhalla, I surely would have already been dead. Although, I must confess,ā The Insect Hashira leaned down, picking up the other half of her sword, āYouāve saved me a lot of trouble just now. I really should thank youā¦even when the idea of showing gratitude to a god really makes me nauseous.ā She tightened her grip on it, blood beginning to spill from her clenched palm. āIf you believe I am going to cry and beg for mercy when Iāve put everything on the line to protect humanityā¦.youāre mistaken. We begged for help through prayers, yet none of you listened. Tell meā¦is taking a human life that exciting? Do you find joy in destroying your creations like a child? Or are you just bored that there is nothing going on, just humans existing, and you want another war to get the blood pumping?ā
The tension in the coliseum fell into an uneasy silence, soft murmurs carried out by the wind. Not even the commentator could say nothingā¦not that it mattered to Poseidon. Such things were of no concern to a god. He raised his trident, ready to launch another attack when a bright green light enveloped the mortalā¦no. It was emitting from her shattered sword. Hovering by the Hashiraās side were two women - splitting images of each other, one was calm while the twin was angry.Ā
She glanced up at either of them. āIām so sorry it took this long to summon you like this, my friend. I ask, will you lend me your strength for ten, no fifteen minutes? Timing is critical at this stage.ā
Hristās aggressive persona smirked, delicate-needlepoint canines gleaming under the sun.Ā
āDo you even have to ask? Letās take that fucking god down immediately. For our sisters, Reginleif and Randgriz!āĀ
Her dominant personality, the one who trembled before the gods, glanced over at you with calm emerald eyes before nodding softly. You smiled at the Valkyrie. āThank youā¦both of you.ā You crouched down for a split second, knees bent and eyes focused on the tyrant of the oceans, before you bolted. Poseidon used Amphitrite again, but thanks to Hristās abilities, your speed increased tenfold. And with two swords in your hand, you were able to easily deflect more of his attacks. But you needed to make it last as long as possible.Ā
Poseidon suddenly fell forward, though he quickly steadied himself from collapsing head first by planting his trident into the stones. The coliseum had gone quiet, speechless at the sight of seeing the feared God of All Gods on his knees. He glared up at you, hatred swimming in those orbs.Ā
āWhat have you done?ā He hissed.Ā
You smiled. āOh, nothing much. Given your title as the ruler of the oceans, you are a master of hydrokinesis. Compared to what I used on Apollo, itād be pointless to inject a water-based poison into your bloodstream to have any effect on your body. So I decided to use something a little moreā¦effective. Corrosive.ā You said. āRight now, the poison is starting to slowly feast on your body, starting with the bones. The muscle tissues will be next, followed by your organs.āĀ
āYou dareā¦to do this to a god?āĀ
You raised an eyebrow. āWas there ever any doubt that Iād actually try to kill you? Come now, youāre smarter than thisā¦at least Iād hoped so.ā
Ā Shaking your head softly, you glanced upwards at a hovering hot air balloon, addressing a certain deity. Heimdall.Ā
āMister Announcer? Would you say that this is a victory for humanity? Poseidon wonāt be able to do anything in his current predicament, andā¦I might need some medical attention myself.ā You added, suddenly feeling woozy and black dots appearing in your line of sight.Ā
The dull throb in your bones indicated the Volundrās dissipation, followed by a bright green light and a curvaceous body pressed against your uninjured side. You turned and saw Hrist scowling, golden orbs narrowed in annoyance. āMoron. Donāt be afraid to ask for help if ya canāt even walk!ā
āNow, now, just give me a moment to use Total Concentration Breathing to clot the blood -ā
āFuck no! Iām gettinā your ass to the infirmary, now!ā
āGoodness, such foul language!ā
āLike youāre one to talk!ā
āW-With that being saidā¦ā Heimdall stammered. āT-The third bout between creator and creationā¦against all the odds stacked against themā¦THE INSECT HASHIRA STANDS AT THE TOP AS THE WINNER! WHAT WE HAVE JUST SEEN WITH OUR OWN EYES IS AN EVENT THAT NOT EVEN THE MIGHTIEST OF GODS COULD HAVE PREDICTED! BUT WILL IT BE ENOUGH WITH JUST ONE VICTORY FOR HUMANITY, AND TWO GLORIOUS VICTORIES FOR THE GODS?!ā
The crowd was going absolutely wild; the gods were stunned at the mere thought that a mortal had bested them or screamed that this boutĀ had been rigged or that you had cheated, demanding a rematch. The humansā side was the one with the joyous cries and praises, no doubt Brunhilde was beside herself with elation that humanity had finally beaten a god.Ā
Amidst the cheering and Hristās grumbling as the both of you walked through humanityās entryway in the coliseum, your mouth curled into a grin. You had done your part to protect mankindā¦now, the rest would be left to the other contenders.Ā
Before you could take another step, your knees buckled and the pain in your body increased tenfold. If it hadnāt been for a pair of arms coiling themselves around your hips, you would have fallen onto the floor immediately. Blinking, you turned your gaze upwards and saw dark brown eyes staring down at you in utter adoration as if youād hung the stars in the sky moments ago rather than defeating a god.Ā
āYouāve made history today, my love.ā Sasaki Kojiro murmured, pressing a kiss against the side of your head. āFor a moment, I confess that you did have me a little worried.āĀ
You sighed, leaning forward to press your head against his chest, just for a moment. āIt wasnāt intentionalā¦.although I wished I had decapitated that bed-hopping relic where he stood instead of letting him suffer from the poison. But that would be considered an act of kindness from someone such as myself. Better luck next time.ā
Kojiro tutted. āNot while youāre in this condition, dearest.ā He said, grabbing your other arm and draping it across his shoulders. āNow, letās get you looked at before it's my turn to fight the gods. And donāt even think about using the Total Concentration Breathing method. You know I have very good hearing~.āĀ
Poseidon was frozen on the dias. The sun burned his skin, and worse still were the looks of the sheep in the stands. Defeat, compassion, pain, and it fucking pissed him off. In that moment all he wanted to do was scream and eradicate any trace of life that bore witness to his defeat against a mortal woman. But he couldnāt even feel his fingers. The poison was so strong, pumping rapidly through his bloodstream, that it had been decided that he would be carried out of the arena by only his most trusted servants.Ā
Proteus did his best to keep everyone calm and not react as they headed towards the palace, yet even he was still shaken up by this chain of unforeseeable events. When the tyrant of the seas had been brought to his chambers, the staff immediately departed without another word, fearing for their own life should they do anything to anger their lord any further.Ā
But the truth is much more frightening and bizarre than anyone could have conceived as he laid in his bed, dark blue orbs staring blankly at the pearl-inlaid ceiling above him.Ā Ā
In the smallest corner of Poseidonās mind, that battle had awakened something in him. A dark, primal desire that should not be directed towards a mortal. However, if it is her poison, then she is the one who added thisā¦whatever he is feeling, to curse him.Ā
That had to be the reason why his heart was pounding against his ribcage, his mouth to go dry at the thought of the Insect Hashira, naked and writhing underneath him in ecstasy.Ā
He gritted his teeth. āShit.ā
Slowly, very slowly, he began to move his fingers. Then his toes. Several hours later, Poseidon concluded his entire body was functional again except for his mind. The desire to conquer the Insect Hashira, [First Name] Kocho.Ā
She was a graceful, silver-tongued creature who compensated for the physical strength she did not possess with agility and extensive knowledge on pharmacology. In his eyes, she would make a perfect queen. And if she resisted him, wellā¦
what if all your demon slayer readers met? Like Mitsuri, Nezuko, Keana, Shinobu, Muichiro and the reincarnated one. I think it would be cool! But if itās to hard thatās ok :)
It be that spider man meme.
Itās basically like this, their all giggling and laughing as they point to each other. Honestly they all have fun with each other and probably act like a big family.
yandere!dark schneider with shinobu!reader headcanons
Warnings: obsessive behavior, isekai!au, manga spoilers, dubious consent, aged up!reader (reader is in early twenties), Lucien and Yoko are 17-18 years old, violence, and blood.
There may also be possible triggers in this story.
If you do not feel comfortable venturing any further, please hit the 'back' button on your device or computer and read something much more pleasant than a possible series of unfortunate events.
Hey guys, welcome to these headcanons, featuring the handsome, arrogant wizard Dark Schneider of the Netflix's anime series Bastard!! Heavy Metal, Dark Fantasy and the character!reader who is Shinobi Kocho from the beloved world of Demon Slayer aka Kimetsu no Yaiba! :)
Special thanks to @anniespostssworld for helping me bounce back ideas and scenarios that would work best for these headcanons, so this dedicated to them and to all of the other fellow Bastard!! fans.
If you haven't seen either of these shows, I highly recommend them as to me, they are well worth watching and give me a good laugh after a particularly long day at work. Please bear in mind that Bastard!! might not be suited for everyone and does have some moments that may not be ideal for photosensitive viewers.
If you would like to see a fluffier version of these headcanons, I will leave a link to them here.
If you'd like me to write more for the Bastard!! world just let me know in a comment or message.
So with that being said, sit back, relax, and let's dive into this world of heavy metal rock, magic, and utter mayhem :)
Although you will never get used to being dressed up like this, the dark leathers that were strapped across your body protected you from the chilly morning air.Ā
Draped in colors ranging from chocolate brown to soft tan, your legs were covered by dark pants and knee-high buckled boots. The upper half of this outfit consisted of a double-layered tunic that was lighter shade than the top layer, an onyx-dyed vest, with an iron breastplate. The sleeves were usually pushed up to your elbows, keeping your hands free to work uninhibitedly, though when working with herbs or chemicals, your fingers would be protected by a pair of dark gloves. Pinned to the back of your head was a butterfly-shaped barrette. Hanging around your neck was a frayed reminder of the life you once had; the tattered remains of your sisterās white butterfly patterned haori, that still carried the scent of wisteria and the longing to be wrapped up in Kanaeās arms just one more time.Ā Ā Ā
It was hard to believe today marked the five-year anniversary since your arrival in the kingdom of Meta-llicana. Here in this world, you were not the Insect Hashira who had died in battle against Douma but an apothecary who worked under the royal family. You navigated through the intricate spider-web of the aristocracy and politics who stared at you in contempt or envy for being a āself made commonerā with a polite smile and wave of your hand. When there was silence in the castle, you read yellowed scrolls and brittle-paged texts alike over candlelight, trying to expand on your pharmaceutical knowledge in this world with what you currently knew as the primary healer of the Demon Slayer Corps.Ā
Those nerves of steel were exceptionally helpful when a plague swept over this country from the West and you were arguing with stubborn medical practitioners who believed they were more knowledgeable and experienced than you were to handle the situation simply because of your age and gender.
Ah, it took a lot of self control to refrain yourself from snapping their necks and hiding their bodies~.Ā
And all of these events occurred within just two years. My, my!Ā
Between attending to patients and self-studying, you found a blacksmith in town who was willing to take a look at your broken ninichirin blade. Although the pieces were kept together inside a lacquered box that would cost a yearsā salary for a farmer, the places you had gone to previously were either booked for the next several months, or did not want to do business with an outsider. He took one look at it and asked you to give him five gold coins, and heāll fix it in one week. An expensive fee, but you did not see the harm in giving him a chance; after all, he was willingly to give you a chance, so that must mean something in this world, did it not?
Within the promised time frame, not only had he repaired your sword by melting magic stones mined from the nearby mountains and forging it into the existing blade but he had also thrown in a scabbard made from shimmering red dragon scales; light as a feather, but extremely durable and fireproof. That was how you made your fourth acquaintance in this world.Ā
The first three were High Priest Geo and his two children, Yoko and Lucien, who had found you wandering the outskirts of the kingdom and nursed you back to health.Ā
If Meta-llicana were to fall into the clutches of the Dark Rebel Army, you could put your life on the line to protect them. Althoughā¦.was it odd that an eighteen-year-old young man like Lucien Renlen was much shorter than you, or how he still came to the palace before dawn arrived just to help you collect herbs in the forest behind the palace, a sacred area that was only accessible to very few people outside of the royal family?Ā
Yoko kept teasing you that he finally had a crush on a pretty girl who worked in the palace, but you werenāt amused. You might still be considered much younger than twenty-three because you were still shorter than most of the tall, regal ladies in the palace, Lucien should seek out other girls than the ones he only socializes with. However, you werenāt his caretaker and had no control over his life as Yoko seemingly had as his surrogate sister and a temporary guardian when her father was away from the country.
ā[First Name]!ā
Blinking, you looked away from the basket of herbs by your feet and glanced over your shoulder to see Lucien running towards you, red-faced and smilingā¦.holding a fistful of poison ivy instead of the lily of the valley that you asked him to look for since the flowers on your desk were starting to dry up.Ā
You never would have realized that this simple, innocent boy whom you adored was the reincarnation of humanityās most evil wizard: Dark Schneider.Ā
The dark sorcerer Osborn attacked Meta-llicana withĀ an army of hobgoblins, werewolves, ogres, and many other monsters. His objective was to remove the kingdomās sacred magic that sealed away the power of the demon god Anthrasax, no matter the cost. But you nor the knights who were the last line of the castleās defense would allow such an evil to be reawakened again.Ā
It had been a good thing that you resumed training in secret as soon as your sword had been fixed. Let others think that the blade strapped to your hip was just for show. After all, there is no better opportunity to reveal your skills than a smoky battlefield~.Ā Ā
To your mild surprise Bon Jovia, the captain of the knights, did not reprimand nor mock you as you landed gracefully on the blood-soaked ground, incapacitating a frothing werewolf with the Butterfly Dance: Caprice, Illusionary Light. Instead, he thanked you for saving him and his men before pleading for your assistance with keeping the oncoming hordes from getting on the drawbridge. You smiled, saying you were more than happy to obligeā¦just be aware that you might cause just a little bit of damage to the castle if things get a little tough.
He nodded and barked orders at the men under his command to cover any incoming attacks aimed at you so that you could focus on the bigger, more powerful monsters. Between their formations and Insect Breathing, the creatures did not get on the drawbridgeā¦and yet that son of bitch Osborn managed to get inside the castle through a secret entrance that only the royal family and the priests knew about.Ā
You felt an ache in the back of your throat. Yoko and Lucien were in the castle, hiding from the madness and now these bastards were coming for them and Princess Sheila. Cursing under your breath, you darted down the flight of underground stairs, brandishing your sword and ignoring the shouting from behind. But as you continued to veer from left to right, following only your instinct and the light of the torches wedged into the stone walls, you heard footsteps behind you. Ara, ara, It seems like you werenāt going into the fight alone, after all.Ā Ā
One of the knights that was certainly not the captain eventually caught up with you and took the lead, guiding you and the others straight to the statue of the fertility goddess beneath the chapel. But just when the knight carefully and slowly pushed it to the right, there was a sudden scream. He wanted to close it in case there was an enemy close by, but you were not allowing that to happen. Instead, you persuaded him to move the statue just enough to see what was going on.Ā
And as it turned out, staying hidden was the best choice; because instead of the royal family, or your precious friends being killed by demons, the demons were being slaughtered by a very powerful, and a very naked man with white hair screaming odd words in an extremely loud voice.Ā
Damned!
Shumegaā¦megadeath
Sodom!
Your eyes widened in shock as torrents of hellfire and lightning erupted from the manās palms, eliminating the ogres and other demons in a single blow. Although he destroyed themā¦that bastard had the nerve to eliminate Osborn with a Venom spell, roasting the son of a bitch when you wanted to make him suffer with a vial of an experimental poison hidden in your pocket.Ā
The knight bursted to the surface when the threat had been eliminated, his comrades following close behind to check on the priests and the royal family. You immediately went to Yokoās side, pulling her to you and pointing your sword at the mysterious man possessing bushy brows and sharp blue irises who couldnāt keep his hands off of your friend. You smiled at him.
āAra, ara, youāre quite familiar with Yokoā¦but I must ask that you refrain yourself from being too familiar with her, unless,ā You lowered your blade to his balls. āYouād like for me to permanently remove a part of your anatomy?ā
The man stared at you with fear and arousal dancing in those wild blue irises, his hands instinctively covering his precious cargo. Yoko tugged on the frayed edges of your haori.Ā
āD-Donāt do that, [First Name]! Thatās Lucien! Dark Schneider is Lucien!ā
You blinked in shock, the smile on your face slowly falling away as you absorbed Yokoās words. Lucien, the sweet young manā¦.Lucien Renlen was the second identity of the dark wizard, Dark Schneider? There were two identities sharing the same body? What?!
Thisā¦.this was too much. Crocodile tears threatened to prick the corner of your eyes. How in heavenās name did this even happen? Why does such a cliche troupe always occur in shounen manga? Wait, why are you thinking like this?! You thought, reluctantly sheathing your blade back into its inky scabbard at your hip.Ā
Amidst the chaos and confusion, Yoko noticed Dark Schneider leaving the chapel and went after him.
Ā You wanted to follow herā¦but there were people here who needed medical attention, whether you liked it or not. Your oath to help those in need kept you from protecting your friend from a potentially dangerous bastard. You just prayed Yoko knew what she was doing. You knew she was strongā¦but did she have enough magic to protect herself from a capricious man like Dark Schneider? You shook your head, and began tending to one of knights who had been in here protecting the others.Ā
As it turned out, she didnāt need much protection from Dark Schneider because she had returned less than an hour later to the chapel with Lucien draped in armor and dark clothes twice in size, staring at you in confusion and happiness.Ā Ā
Yokoās abbreviated version of events went something like this: To release Dark Scneider, a virgin maidenās kiss and the recital of a spell called Accept were the requirements. Yoko fulfilled at the behest of the priests, even when three of them had been the ones to leak the blueprints of the castle to Osborn in exchange for their loyalty to the Dark Rebel Army so long as they were spared from the slaughter. But they were the ones that Osborn killed first before he ordered his ogres to attack Princess Sheila and her father, the king of Meta-llicana.Ā
Dark Schneider got rid of them because he owed a debt to Yoko, tried to leave so he could begin his plans for world domination, but when he gave her a farewell kiss, the dark wizard ended up being sealed up inside Lucien again.Ā
Wellā¦not what you were expecting, but you were glad that she and Lucien had come back to Meta-llicana unscathed. You had hoped that this would be the first and only time you would cross paths with Dark Schneider.Ā
Unfortunately, not even a month after Osbornās assault, another general from the Dark Rebel Army came barrelling through the kingdom with a five-headed hydra. And this time, Yoko did not want to relieve the embarrassment of watching everyone kiss her adopted little brother again. Nor did she want to release Dark Schneider in fear that he would try to kill her father now that he had returned home from his journey in another land.Ā
Geo had been the one who sealed Dark Schneider inside Lucien as soon as he was reborn, whenĀ the war fifteen years ago ended with the wizardās loss against the deceased crown prince and the older brother of Princess Sheila, Lars Ul Meta-llicana.Ā
The High Priest scoffed. āItās a kiss. Stop overreacting.ā
āAre you really gonna talk to your own daughter that way?!ā Yoko shrieked in the kingās audience chamber as the priests began to panic at the thought that their city, their Meta-llicana, will truly fall into the hands of the Dark Rebel Army unless Dark Schneider was reawakened. You frowned slightly. Geo did raise a valid point in his spiel about the demon god and the Hydra Wizards were, according to some reading you had done on them after the Osborne incident, able to adapt to spells unique to monsters and their summoners. And if you were honest with yourself, which you wereā¦.you doubted that you could rally some troops again to help combat this fiend.Ā
The Hydra is infamous not only for having multiple heads and being able to breathe fire. Its scales were just as durable as a dragonās, which means that your blade could very well break before it could slice through an artery.Ā
You smiled through the unease piling up in the back of your throat when you raised your hand. āIāll do it.ā You said. āIāll perform the ceremony in Yokoās place. You just need a virgin who knows white magic, yes? I can do some, if only to accelerate healing and create small barriers.ā It was true. You had learned a little magic since coming to this world, but you preferred not to use it that often because overexertion can take a toll on the human body. You honestly did not think you could even do such a feat until you unintentionally used it to heal a scrape on Lucienās knee a year ago.Ā
Geo blinked, brows furrowing. āAre you sure?ā
You nodded. āMm. It is as you say, a kiss is just a kissā¦with the exception of Princess Sheilaās case. If she were to perform the spell instead, then it would be seen as a sign that she takes Lucien as a husband. A kiss in the royal family cannot be given out unless it is in the sacred name of marriage. Or am I wrong, High Priest?ā
He shook his head. āYou are correct. And we cannot waste time with honor nor matters of purity when the enemy is closing in. Follow my instructions, and we will awaken Dark Schneider.ā
You bowed your head. āAs you wish.āĀ
Yoko tried to protest, saying it wasnāt right for you to take on this burden when she is a high priestess-in-training and more qualified to do the Accept spell, but you shook your head.Ā Ā
āAra, ara, thereās nothing to worry about. Itās just a kiss. If that is the price to save this kingdom and to protect your honor, then I will do so. Everything will be alright.ā You smiled. āTrust me, Yoko.ā
You then knelt in front of Lucien, smiling still as you asked him to come sit with you on the carpeted floor. The boy, bless him, followed your instructions without question and blinked, glancing back at Yoko for a brief moment before he refocusing his attention onto you. You reached forward and placed your palm over his own, which rested on his right knee. āDonāt worry, Lucien. Just relax and close your eyes for me, okay?ā
He nodded, his face flushing slightly as he followed your request. Geo stood behind you, reciting the words slowly as you leaned forward, cupping Lucienās cheek with your other hand.Ā
āAccept this. In the name of Ino Mata, our beloved goddess of beauty, let this seal be broken.āĀ
With the last syllable spoken, you gently pressed your mouth against the vessel of Dark Schneiderās.Ā
A torrent of white lightning and black-blue miasma suddenly surrounded Lucien. The seal was broken. The bastard was waking up again to be used as a shield against the enemies of Meta-llicana's ā¦.even when no one has the right to control a living thing, animal or person.Ā
But when you pulled away, scrambling to put some distance between yourself and the wizard as the transformation began, you were tugged back towards him, your mouth colliding against his again. Fangs and tongue ran along your lips, begging to explore it. You tried to get away, yet your feeble strength did nothing to save you when Dark Schneider bit your bottom lip hard enough to draw droplets of blood and a pained gasp.Ā
This single moment granted the bastard an opportunity to kiss you senseless, making it last as possible before he pulled away. A string of saliva had been created from this unholy union, the only evidence that the kiss even happened. However, Dark Schneider swallowed its remains in a single gulp, and swiped his rancid tongue over your mouth one more, cleaning up the mess he made as he grinned down at you.
āI knew you couldnāt resist me.ā He purred.Ā
You wanted to punch this son of a bitch. You wanted to cut off his testicles and stuff them in a jar so that he could never reproduce. You wanted him gone, and your Lucien back. Yet why is itā¦that when this bastard gazes at you, there is an urge to run away and never look back?
That is because from this very moment, you are all that Dark Schneider will want and ever need in the world. When you kissed him, you made him realize as both Lucien Renlen and Dark Schneider that you were the one he really loves, not Yoko. The Great Priestās daughter might have treated him well over these past fifteen years, but Yoko did not treat his wounds or sneak candy into his pocket with a secretive smile. No matter how much he complained, you were there. You were always there for him.
Now, he will never let you out of his sight. He will cherish and treat you with the respect you had deserved for all you had done for this kingdom, to these ungrateful assholes. And once he has conquered the world, he will make you his queen and the bearer of his children.Ā
No matter where you go or where you try to hide, he will always find you.Ā
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Hey guys, hope you all are doing well this Labor Day weekend!
Although I am technically still on break, I am almost done writing up a draft for part 2 of Dark Schneider and Shinobu!reader fluff headcanons, including another segment for the yandere version.
I am, however, looking for someone who is well-versed in both Bastard!! and Demon Slayer anime to proofreading and bouncing off ideas for future projects.
I see you have a Shinobu reader already, and it seems they dislike Miguel. Can I ask what he did?
Miguel fucking breathed thatās what he did/Jā¦in all honesty he insulted Kanae, at the time he thought she was alive and pretty pissed as she mentored Shinobu!Reader and he finds Shinbou!Reader reckless. Shinbou!Readwr will never forgive him as he insulted the closets person and the one who cared for them so much