#shinham

nice

yu/yosuke

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter: hmm werewolf yu and hunter yosukewho’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman: fisherman yu and merman yosuke. all that fishing for food for cats got him a pretty big catchwho’s the witch and who’s the familiar: uhhhhh witch yu and familiar yosok. “please stop turning me into a small bear im not teddie”who’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict: coffee addict yu and barista yosukewho’s the professor and who’s the TA: prof. yu and TA yosuke. because cmon if he’s anything he’s a teacher assistantwho’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss): please give me the knight!yu and prince!yosuke please pleasewho’s the teacher and who’s the single parent: it can be both tbh but for the sake of argument, teacher yosuke and single parent yuwho’s the writer and who’s the editor: yosuke is the writer and he runs it through yu to edit

shinham

who’s the werewolf and who’s the hunter: uhhhh fuck wereshinj and hunterhamuwho’s the mermaid and who’s the fisherman: hgh mermaid hamu and fisherman shinjiwho’s the witch and who’s the familiar: witch hamu and familiar shinjiwho’s the barista and who’s the coffee addict: [through a megaphone] barista shinji and coffee addict hamukowho’s the professor and who’s the TA: people think shinji is the teacher and then hamuko walks through the door and he steps aside. the class is shockedwho’s the knight and who’s the prince(ss): FUCK UH both fit tbh but i do like the idea of knight hamu and princ shinjiwho’s the teacher and who’s the single parent: fuck. umteacher hamu and single parent shinji. except hamu isn’t a teacher she’s a dog trainer. there’s no human children just doggoswho’s the writer and who’s the editor: writer hamu and editor shinji

and any ship. hhhhhmmmmmgmgmhghghhgi’ll do soul friends because why not even tho it doesn’t fit the theme it’s okaysoul friends