.ยฐหโง#GLITTER IS MY PASSION!
BATFAMILY X SHIFTER!READER
โงsummary!: a simple child like God of the age of 6-9 with the powers to shift reality goes through shenanigans and the care of the batfamily
โงinfo!: reader is someone who has the ability to shift through realities/worlds/universes, shift to things into their own liking. Basically like atom eve but a chaotic user of shifting the personโs or somethingโs anatomy or aleast make things appear.
โงgenre!: fluff// story// just randomness
โงwc!: 1,559
Hair flowed with magic with sparkles of cotton blue and pink. The tiny child smiled at the beauty of the sunset in Gotham. Liking how the wind was blowing in their hair.
Y/n was a simple child. A young child who has the powers of a god. Shifting realities or the principle of reality.
They could even change anything into candy or change their appearance.
So simple but so deadly if given to the wrong person.
Luckily y/n found Bruce before anyone could get them.
And boy, they are somethingโฆ
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Bruce was in the Batcave, logging anything they could find about the child who calls themselves โy/nโ.
โWhatcha doin' mister?โ Y/n asked, popping up with a bunch of sparkles behind them. They held cotton candy whilst they munched on it softly. Looking at the amazing big screen of a computer.
โIโm monitoring you,โ Bruce says bluntly, he doesnโt have to try and hide the truth from a simple child that can teleport anywhere, shift things to how they desire, and basically just do anything a god could do.
โWhy?โ
โBecause youโre dangerous.โ
โHow?โ
โYouโre a child like god in the form of a six-year-old and youโre out pottering around when you could randomly heave destruction across Gotham and the whole world.โ
Y/n munched on their cotton candy slowly as they listened to the older man.
โSo youโre basically saying Iโm awesome?โ Y/n says with a smile, showing off their gap tooth. โI mean I knew I was awesome when I had cool hair and could do this!โ Y/nโs cotton candy magically shifted to their favorite soda.
โMan, I was thirsty.โ Y/n drank their soda as they started to walk away. โThanks for the talk B!โ
โThat one needs to stop hanging around Dick.' Bruce thought to himself as he put all his focus back on the bat computer only to not see the saved file of y/n.
It was a cat going into a cardboard box repeatedly on the screen.
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โDick!โ Y/n exclaimed, seeing the acrobat across the hall. Immediately the hyper child poofed into glitter only to poof in front of the adult. โWhatโs up d-man!โ
Dick raised his hand, letting y/n high-five them. The simple handshake turned into a secret handshake, turning around and doing a mix of random handshakes to known men.
Y/n and dick have such a strange dynamic, but itโs filled with surprises. Y/n would love to hear dickโs jokes and just smile about them, not really knowing what they mean.
But oh well, itโs dick weโre talking about. In the end of the day, y/n and dick are quite a lovely duo.
Dick would have y/n around patrol, their sparkly cotton candy hair that is clearly not inspired by Princess Celestia.
Hey, their hair isnโt naturally this color either. It was [natural hair color]. Which is boring, why be that hair color when you can be more colorful with your hair choices?
Like how Dick had seaweed green hair for not getting y/n a juicy batburger during patrol.
How dare the acrobat not give the child what they want?
Theyโre amazing.
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Jason stood in an alleyway with y/n just staring at the bad guys staring back at the duo.
โItโs redhood!! And โฆ some kid??โ
Y/n waved as their sparkly cotton candy hair flowed in the air. โHi! Iโm the sparkler!โ
Before one of them could ask why the child was named that, y/n held their hand out as sparkles blinded one of the guys' eyes.
โAHHH MY EYES!!! THAT LIL SHIT BLEW SPARKLES IN MY EYES!!โ The guy yells as he tries to get whatever the child released into his eyes.
Pouting, y/n put their hand down. โActually itโs glitterโฆโ y/n said as if it was a fact indeed. Another of the goons raised their gun at Jason and y/n.
Jason pulled his gun out quickly, โYou could try to shoot, but Iโll shoot more quickly than you.โ The tall man said beside the child, Jason wasnโt lying either to what you sometimes saw.
The man seemed to be a little sweaty as he turned his head to still see his partner trying to rub glitter out of his eyes.
โShoot what,โ Jason said as he pointed with his gun at the manโs hand. The man looked back to see that the gun wasnโt there anymore but a chewy gummy version of his gun.
Just hanging droppy.
The man dropped the candy gun, eyes wide as he looked at the child who just smiled as Jason was clearly smirking under his mask.
โSurprise.โ
โYAY SURPRISES!โ Y/n screamed, the word โsurpriseโ being some kind of code name as y/n whipped their hands up and immediately the area seemed to change.
Jason looked at his watch, โWe got 5 til dinner kiddo.โ
โOkie dokie!!โ
The area changed to the Gotham department as the two goons are locked up behind a holding cell.
โSurprise!!!โ Y/n said with a smile as their hair flowed with beaming happiness. โNow bye-bye!โ
Jason and y/n left confetti behind where they stood. The two men were still shocked, mostly the one who could still see anyway.
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Y/n is floating as their hair has grown longer, watching Tim put together something.
โWhatcha doinโฆโ y/n says curiously, the seeming to get older child looked over Timโs shoulder. Smelling like straight vanilla and cotton candy.
Too sugary for the smell of a child.
But the smell they held was filled with childhood.
Something that made everyone relax and only think of good things.
Maybe that's why Jason and Dick hang around them.
Because they remind them of the old times before things got rough.
โI'm making you a watch,โ Tim answered as he saw how the child liked to keep up with the time.
The childโs eyes widened in excitement. โOh cool!!โ y/n exclaimed. But soon the excitement washed away with a pout.
โHeyโฆ you know I couldn't make my own watch don't you?โ as y/n said this, they slapped their wrist. Lifting it, there was a unicorn watch that sat perfectly on the kidโs wrist.
โSee, cool right?โ
Tim smiled softly at how the child was, pulling the now-finished watch. โVery cool dude, but I think this one would be even cooler. I used most of the stuff from the Wayne enterprise.โ
โJust for you,โ Tim said lastly.
Staring at the watch, y/n grabbed it. Narrowing their eyes as they inspected it closely. โHmm not bad. But why so emo?โ
Y/n pointed out how it was just black with no certain designs on it.
Just plain and simple.
Tim deadpanned, โWell, shift it to make it, I don't know. More you?โ
Gasping, y/n immediately clasped the watch between their hands.
โAmazing idea Timmy!!โ
โDon't call me that--โ
โshhh!!โ
The watch started to sparkle, the simple and black design turned into another design you like.
It was a cotton candy unicorn.
Both things the child likes.
โThis isn't some mind tracking device for you to trick me into wearing cause I'm like some kinda god right?โ y/n spoke out in a whole breath as they took off the watch and put on the one-time made.
โ..no?โ Tim said as if it was stupid.
But it wasn't. Cause he knew it was true Bruce put him up to make a tracking device that looks like a watch.
โOkay!โ y/n answered back mindlessly, proofing away in glitter.
Tim was covered in the said glitter, coughing as he swore some went into his mouth.
โI hate glitter.โ
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โMy room is covered in glitter you absolute anomaly of a being!!โ Damian screamed as he pointed an accusing finger at the simple child who was just a few years younger.
โOkayโฆ I get youโre mad. But low-key that couldn't be me.โ y/n said whilst they crossed their arms with sass.
Damian had the face that said, โYou're clearly the imposterโ which the young child was as they have been known in this house to leave glitter around.
Even Jon thought there was a missing glitter edition leprechaun around. Which was funny when y/n thinks about it before showing up with their flowing hair.
โOkay, so what? Thatโs basically me saying I cut hair once and that makes me a barber.โ Y/n threw their hands out as if they made a point which made the Arabic boy more angry.
The boy seemed to scream something at the ragebait as he grabbed his throwing knives at y/n. Y/n rolled their eyes, putting a hand out as the knives were immediately turned into bubbles.
Floating into the air while Damian just huffs. Realizing it was useless to fight against someone who can easily turn his prized possessions into candy or even worseโฆ.
Glitter.
โJust get out!โ Damian screams, pointing out of his room. Y/n had a smirk, but not like a cunning smirk.
No, even worse.
It was like the Roblox man smirked as they left the room.
โAlright, Captain D.โ
โGET OUT.โ
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At the end of the day, y/n is a simple elementary kid.
Not knowing the deep consequences of having such powers that could destroy the world and the factors of reality.
But maybe itโs better that way. A simple-minded child should see only the fun things of living with it rather than the straight destruction and terror.
Their passion, is glitter.
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