H e hadn’t anticipated her to be home so promptly – Thinking he had the sufficient time, within his unchaperoned duration, to wholly dispose himself of the variable assortments of bonbons and delicacies lounging about the immense expanse atop her living room’s table. Now he had to formulate and bequeath her an explicative reason of their being sans invoking the slightest inauguration of an embarrassing reaction. “ Well … You see. “ he commences to articulate forth, oxygen absconding from his lungs in a discrete emanation. - Canting his head earthward, an incisive expression of inhibition manifested ‘pon his countenance. “ – I helped the elderly woman that tenants the apartment beneath yours the other day … and ever since then, she’s been bringing me these despite my ample objections. “ an irksome happenstance seemingly unwelcoming and yet irrepressible; his heart unchangeably adulterated for seniors for they reminded him of his grandmother. – Ergo, decidedly accepted the kind contributions.