#shermegle

THE HYPOCRISY

Why are people so unable to grasp the concept of tags? And how... how did this person not see their own hypocrisy, like...????

Stony anon, I literally just popped on here to blast this little gem. Let’s hope they get the message.

Do you think they’ll get the hint? Stay tuned for more updates on gross puffy rogue fem Sherlock. 

(log here if it’s difficult to read)

This was the first time I’d seen this person so I asked them nicely, and then they decide I’m not being kind or even humble? Like how fucking nice am I supposed to be? Am I supposed to fucking beg, like...? 

Also, learn how tagging works. Please. For God’s sake. Learn how the fucking tagging system works. 

Good idea!!

You both like johnlock.

You: On a scale of 1 to 10, how upset would you be if the flat looked different when you got home? SH

Stranger: [delay] What have you done? JW

You: I haven't done a thing. SH

Stranger: Why would the flat look different? JW

You: [delay] It was just an idea. It's been looking a bit dingy. SH Just the kitchen, really. A new table cloth. Possibly a fresh coat of paint. Maybe a rug for under the table. SH

Stranger: Why? JW

You: [delay] Why not? SH

Stranger: Sherlock, stop acting like you're stupid. Why do you want to? JW

You: [delay]...there may have been an incident this morning in the kitchen... SH

Stranger: What /incident/? JW

You: [delay] ...well, the fingers I was experimenting on caught on fire, and it rather...spread. A bit... SH [slight delay] Mrs. Hudson is quite adept at using a fire extinguisher. Did you know that? SH

Stranger: You idiot. JW

You: I am not. I followed correct procedure! It's not my fault embalming fluid is slippery! SH

Stranger: I'm not paying for it. JW

You: It's only fair we split it. We both use the kitchen. SH

Stranger: No. You burnt the kitchen, Sherlock. JW

You: Burnt is an ugly if correct term. SH [delay] You've burnt toast before. How is this any different? SH

Stranger: You set the kitchen on /fire/, Sherlock. JW

You: I only set /half/ the kitchen on fire, John. SH

Stranger: Pay for it. JW

You: You ruined 5 of my petri dishes last month and didn't pay for those. SH

Stranger: You experiment on the kitchen table. You /poisoned me/. JW

You: Don't be so dramatic. SH

Stranger: You did! I was in hospital for two days. JW

You: I had colour-coded parts of the table and left a diagram in plain site. You're the one who disregarded it. SH

Stranger: No more experiments. JW

You: What? SH

Stranger: No more experiments in the kitchen, Sherlock. JW

You: You can't just decide that! SH

Stranger: You can go to Bart's. JW