The anonymous period for the @bigplaceexchange has ended, so I can finally share my latest fic!
But first! A huge thank you to @mallaidhsomo for the wonderful gift!! It was exactly the smutty, tropey goodness I was hoping for! I absolutely loved it and highly recommend y'all go read about Kaidan and James absolutely ruining the lounge's poker table. 🫣❤️
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
My own work, which I'm quite pleased with, is one of my rare non-explicit fics. 😅 (Still M-rated though, reader beware.)
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the
Organization for Transformative Works
Verschlimmbesserung (noun - German): an attempt to improve something that ends up making things worse.
Aka: Kaidan tries to play matchmaker with Shep and James and utterly screws it up (though I think he would agree, the end results are worth the idiocy along the way).
I had a ton of fun with this one! Especially with my magnificent beta reader @binaryjayne cheering me on and screaming about Stupid Bitch Disease (all three of them fall ill with it 😔).
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💜 How do they silently show love or affection towards the other? /// For Zi x James x Kaidan please 😊
These three have been through a lot together and their relationship has been through a lot of ups and downs as it's evolved.
Zi is big on hugs, so both of the boys have tendency to give her quick hugs in passing, and whoever is there makes sure they hold her at night. She in turn gives great hugs.
James sends snacks to them and checks in with messages constantly. He's big on making sure they eat properly.
Kaidan does a lot of casual touching - usually on the shoulders and lower back as he goes past, and he's big on making sure the housework gets done.
Fandom: Mass Effect
Polycule: female Shepard x Kaidan Alenko x James Vega
Wordcount: ~625
Prompt: Written for @polyamships August Polyam Shipping Day prompt “Under the Stars”
The water lapped softly against the shore, stars twinkling brightly overhead in the moonless sky as the sun sank entirely behind the horizon. The lingering heat of the day made way for a chill that crept slowly through Allegra’s bones and she pulled the blanket tighter around her shoulders.
“You cold, Lola?” James asked from her left, gaze focused on the horizon, watching the warm orange diminish, growing steadily darker, from red to violet, to the deep blue of the night sky.
Allegra shook her head, “No, it’s not too bad. Thanks to Kaidan insisting we pack extra blankets.”
There was a snort of suppressed laughter from her other side. “Glad I could be of service.”
“Mmmh,” Allegra hummed, rubbing her arms as the wind picked up. “Though, I wouldn’t mind if you two scooted a bit closer.”
The men shifted, both moving closer until they pressed against her sides.
“When is the shower supposed to start?” James asked, turning his head to look past her at Kaidan.
“Another half hour, tops,” came the reply.
They fell silent, watching one star after the other light up the dark sky. Wind blew up sand biting at her bare calves and rustled through the leaves of the trees at the edge of the little cove.
Allegra laughed softly. “Isn’t it strange that we spend so much time traveling among the stars and still we have nothing better to do in our spare time than lay under the stars waiting for a meteor shower?” She reached for Kaidan’s hand, lacing their fingers together and leaned against James.
Kaidan lifted her fingers to his lips, brushing a kiss over her knuckles. “It’s because it’s beautiful under the stars. And I get to share this beautiful scenery with beautiful company, what’s not to love?”
“You’re a hopeless sap, Alenko.”
“You know you love it.”
She hummed again, tugging him closer until his face was mere inches from hers. “Yeah, I do. Hey there, handsome.”
“Hello, beautiful,” he replied, eyes crinkling. His gaze darted past her at James. “That goes for you, too, big guy.”
“Lola’s right, you’re a sap.”
“As if you weren’t well aware of that,” Kaidan pointed out, bumping his shoulder against James’. “And it’s not like I’m the only one, Mr. Let’s-have-a-candlelight-dinner-when-we-go-stargazing.”
“My other suggestion would have been sex?”
Allegra rolled her head so it leaned against the shoulders of both men touching behind her. “Sex is a great idea but let’s keep that in mind for when we’re back home. I think it’s a bit too chilly for sex outside today. Not to mention having sex would absolutely defeat the purpose of going stargazing because there certainly wouldn’t be any stargazing happening. And anyway, this is nice, too.” She snuggled closer and was met with hums of agreement.
Above them a meteor streaked across the sky.
“It’s starting,” Allegra breathed, watching more and more streaks of white paint the sky between sparkling stars, a silent firework. Long forgotten memories of a different meteor shower rose in her mind. “I’ve been to so many different planets and moons and I don’t think I’ve seen a meteor shower like this since leaving Mindoir. I wonder,” she added softly, “what it looks like there now.”
“We could go there on our next leave,” James murmured just as quietly. “If that’s what you want.”
Allegra squeezed his hand. “I don’t know. Maybe someday.”
A kiss dropped to her shoulder and silence fell around them again. She focused on the warmth of the bodies behind her, their steadying presence and the comfort they brought. The bittersweet tug of her memories passed as she watched the last meteor blink out and all she was left with was contentment, there, under the stars.
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Plus a few Kaidan/Shepard/James fics with a Kaidan/James focus
All fics are completed. Ficlets and individual chapters have been given ratings by me using AO3′s rating system.
Please let me know if you feel any of these need content warnings or trigger warnings that I didn’t mention and I will add them in.
Beyond the Game by yarnandtea
Rating: T
Length: 13.4k words, 5 chapters
Warnings: none
Description: Really sweet modern AU. Kaidan and James are gamers
Biotics 101 by Luddleston
Rating: E
Length: 19.9k words, 4 chapters
Warnings: none
Description: Modern college AU
corset (Whiskey, Tequila, Gin chapter 6) by worstcommander
Rating: E
Length: 787 words
Warnings: none
Description: PWP, established relationship
It’s Not Like That by yarnandtea
Rating: E
Length: 32.6k words, 7 chapters
Warnings: none
Description: AU without Shepard or Reapers - James is a stripper on Omega, Kaidan is a spec ops Alliance officer
Physical Training by wargoddess
Rating: E
Length: 8.4k words, 3 chapters
Warnings: none
Description: Kaidan and James get together during ME3. Points for creativity.
Stormy Outlook by yarnandtea
Rating: T
Length: 17.1k words, 2 chapters
Warnings: none
Description: Post-ME3, fluffy. James and Kaidan on vacation
Take it All Off by Luddleston
Rating: E
Length: 2.9k words, 1 chapter
Warnings: none
Description: PWP, one-night stand, modern AU with James as a stripper
Testing, Alliance Style by yarnandtea
Rating: E
Length: 23.4k words, 5 chapters
Warnings: none
Description: Portal crossover that takes place post-ME3
The Only Man for Me by Kittyhawk (@hawkeykirsah)
Rating: M
Length: 1.7 words, 1 chapter
Warnings: Public sex
Description: Established relationship during ME3 - Kaidan and James have been together since before ME1
‘Til my Heart Stops by Luddleston
Rating: E
Length: 4.8k words, 1 chapter
Warnings: Public sex
Description: PWP, friends to lovers, modern AU with a sports focus
Untitled ficlet by @sithrightsactivist
Rating: T
Length: 238 words
Warnings: none
Description: Fluff
Untitled ficlet by @sithrightsactivist
Rating: T
Length: 106 words
Warnings: none
Description: Fluff
Untitled ficlet by @sithrightsactivist
Rating: T
Length: 300 words
Warnings: none
Description: Fluff set during ME3
Untitled ficlet by @formerlyinflictingfandom (Hankenstein on AO3)
Rating: M
Length: 550 words
Warnings: none
Description: How Kaidan and James accidentally fell in love during ME3
Kaidan/Shepard/James Fics
Better Late Than Never by Hankenstein
Rating: E
Length: 2.5k words, 1 chapter
Warnings: none
Description: PWP, established relationship. Kaidan/James with female Shepard watching.
Don’t Push. by Hankenstein
Rating: E
Length: 50.1k words, 21 chapters
Warnings: Canon-typical violence
Description: Female Shepard, starts with Kaidan/James with past Kaidan/Shepard and then moves into Kaidan/Shepard/James
our kisses head back home by stationlittle (@omegastation)
Rating: G
Length: 752 words, 1 chapter
Warnings: none
Description: Male Shepard, domestic fluff that Deb wrote for me for Mass Effect Poly Week (thanks again Deb!)
