Nov 21, 2022
dw we meant to post goncharov its blaseballcore and weβre the blaseball core
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dw we meant to post goncharov its blaseballcore and weβre the blaseball core
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my favourite part of blaseball was when kelp kelp said itβs kelpinβ time and then kelped all over the place
the field zones are linear algebra and i'll be modifying these matricies to form a linear outcome by translating them across time with calculus by launching a 78.4mm ball with a large primarily fiber laiden lathed tree stump to send it airborne into the stands of an adoring audience *
*the preceding statement can be replaced with the phrase "i hit the ball to win"
doin agriculture underground call that corn mechanics
Core Mechs ranked by how cringe their falls were
Chorby Short: 0/10. chorby short, chorby spring, chorby can fall from anything
Scoobert Toast: 2/10. a giant satellite crashed somewhere in the core is no laughing matter and if you - wait is my genuine emotion cringe?
Sheri Friday: 3/10. creating a functioning parachute out of sugar and pastry is deeply impressive, but also being good at things? kinda cringe.
Jaxon Buckley: 4/10. hit their head and got a concussion, which is cringe but also concerning, would have been a bit higher but jaxon is too genuine to be cringe
Chibodee Alighieri: 7/10. landed in core WV and walked down. cringe due to lack of effort shown. next time fall from a great height like a real mech.
Tevin Melcon: 8/10. just sort of landed, but due to inbuilt cringe of angsty teen, automatically bumped up by several points.
Djuna Scoresburg: 19/10. landed with great aplomb and plenty of grace, but no one was around to see it which is inherently deeply cringe
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core mechs by if you did wanton and undeserved acts of violence to them part two
djuna scoresburg: moth, would be squished
chorby short: frog, would be squished
why are the mechs animal themed now send help
still sad abt sheri friday btw
Core Mechs by if I went to fight them in my infinite rage the threequel
Scoobert Toast: would probably break my hand. very embarrassing for everyone involved, but mostly me. Might make them stronger, due to the first law of robotics (kick it to make it faster).
Jaxon Buckley: β¦ yea i think im good no problems here haha uhhh I think the person who keeps beating up core mechanics players went that way π